There are “people” on this board

>There are “people” on this board
>There are “people” on this board RIGHT NOW
>There are “people” on this board RIGHT NOW who eat their bread butter side down

You filthy bottom buttering Zooks make me sick, I wish we could rangeban all Zook IPs.

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Wouldn’t the butter drip if you held the bread upside down? Why would anyone do this?

How much fucking butter are you putting on toast that it would ever drip you fat fucking piece of shit Yook

Fuck it, just butter both sides.

>puts butter on bread
>doesn’t want the taste of butter so he flips it upside down and takes a bite of the bread

Why even bother, just eat bread without butter

>Flips it upside down
No, you fucking Zook piece of garbage, you’d be flipping it right side up

Also
>Eating bread with your butter instead of eating butter with your bread
Why don’t you just eat an entire stick of butter you hedonist
If I ever see you come any where near my fucking wall I’ll beat the shit out of you

>You filthy bottom buttering Zooks make me sick, I wish we could rangeban all Zook IPs.
And you top buttering Yooks should just all kill yourselves, please.

Butter Side Down or Get Out of Town

I butter both sides and eat it sideways

Why not just butter the crust?

>Drop toast
>Earth tears in two

I butter the bread, fold it in half, and have a butter sandwich

>eating cold toast

Typical dumbass zookposter.

yknow I love me some dr seuss but he had some pretty bad false-equivalency sometimes.
but then on top of that, there is still clearly a right and a wrong side in this butter battle.

>eating toast with butter
Fucking gross. Just eat toast plain. It's healthier.

Get the fuck out of here you filthy Xook

>right side up
Fuckin yooks, that’s what you call it when you butter the bottom
There’s a reason the both start with b

>my wall
You mean MY wall, just because my president made you pay for it doesn’t mean you can claim it
Face it, yook dupe

THIS SO HARD.
THE BOTTOM HAS BUTTER, THE TOP IS TASTELESS, HOW IS THIS DIFFICULT YOU YOOKS?

What if I only eat brioche with home-made jelly?

Fucking wall-sitting centrist. When the time comes to eradicate the Zooks, I'll make sure you and your ilk are pushed onto their side so you're destroyed along with them.

>Eating shit with disgusting butter on it
>Not having a star in your belly instead.
Fucking plebeian problems I swear to god.

>not stabilizing the gravitational force with falling cats

The Yooks did nothing wrong its the old grumpy bastard Belkans that are still at fault!

Whycan't they just eat the knives?

Honestly I feel like Suess' metaphor falls apart a good bit here, since he chose something so literally unacceptable as buttering the bottom of your toast. It's empirically wrong and if you do it, it really is a sign of fundamental confusion and there should be a wall between us,

>it’s wrong
But it’s also something that affects literally nobody but the person eating the bread. The point wasn’t that everyone’s way is equally good, it was that people are freaking out about shit that literally doesn’t matter.

Honestly Sup Forums, this is a book made for children

>not flipping the bread turnways and then buttering it flatways

wew lad

Yes I agree.
People that eat butter side up are literal children that have to be told how to do shit right constantly.
Manchildren and losers can eat their bread however they want, but respected, succesful adults will always eat it butter side down.

>there are people in this thread right now who don't want the taste of butter on their tongue when they take a bite of toast

Why.bmp

>drop toast
>create perpetual motion machine

Eating the toast butter side down gets you maximum flavor with minimum butter. I don't get why you Yooks can't understand this.

Except this argument doesn't work either, because capitalism and communism and more specifically USA and USSR were effecting literally the entire world and everyone in it on a daily basis

Why not use toast the bread and drink melted butter from a cup with each bite?

>I want to eat bread, but I don’t want to taste bread. I want to taste mainly butter.

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>Hurrr look how stupid everyone else is

Go back to drippit

What if I told you guys I only butter the crust?

I will be fucked if I eat toast with a fork or have greasy butter smelling hands

Other boardugees go home.

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Know who I fucking hate? Zook, Yooks, Xooks, Gooks, Mooks, Sneetches, and Whos. God, I fucking hate Whos. Always making noise. Always celebrating. GET A GODDAMN JOB!

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>putting butter on bread
Disgusting.

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I know, cinnamon toast is the only way to go.

Butter side down is obviously superior. When the toast enters your mouth, the taste buds on your tongue will make first contact with the butter, enhancing the flavor. Anyone who favors butter side up is a utilitarian socialist who prefers bleak efficiency to culture and taste

>needing cholesterol paste on your toast at all

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Please don't tell me you're one of those jelly loving homos.

This
I think we can all agree, Yook or Zook
That the worst of us all are those jam loving spooks.

Eurotrash pls go

This is the claim and refuge of the weak.

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Raisin toast rook race representing!

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Fuck off, you Yertle sympathizing, Wickershaw brotherhood, venture Once-ler capitalist McMonkey McBean stooge.

>not putting a bar of butter between two pieces of toast

Boy you nasty.