Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?
Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?
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Maggie is cute. CUTE!
this
local texan nigga
Lunch
>Muh dick
Oh hey, it's THIS post again. Yeah, lets discuss this shitty picture, it's practically guarenteed to steer us towards a meaningful conversation.
>discussion
>>>/reddit/
This is an imageboard for shitposters, go pretend to be an intellectual somewhere else
CHOCOLATE COVERED COCK!
And when I say chocolate, I mean caviar.And when I say caviar, I mean shit.
Fuck I don't know probably some cereal
Nothing.
And you can fuck right off.
I love being able to wake up to your face each morning. It's like for a few seconds a day, I have someone else in my life.
Waffles!
Not getting deleted, I hope.
>she's a fucking leaf
Just when I thought she couldn't get any worse.
Try me, you spiny blue turd
Who eats waffles with a spoon
I fucking dare you
can maggie help me sleep instead
thanks night shifts
Pun aside, I once had to leave my syrup-drenched waffles alone for a couple minutes, and after I came back and tossed them in the microwave for a couple seconds to get them nice and hot again, they were more like bread pudding more than waffles. Using a fork was futile, it just fell apart, so I used a spoon.
Unironically the best waffles I ever had.
Just imagine getting home as she wakes up and eating her breakfast and your dinner together before you go to bed. Either way you wind up in bed alone so the experiance can be very immersive.
A divorce.