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Daily reminder that Jeb! married a goblin
Joshua Jackson
Logan Murphy
It's on the inside that counts. And on all levels but physical, Jeb is a goblin.
Noah Hill
Ahahaha what the fuck is that why'd he marry frodo's mom
Dominic Brooks
Pls someone post the pic where his goblin wife was even more reduced in size and even then people were having a tough time deducing whether it was shooped ir not
Samuel Miller
I don't think so though.
Dominic Miller
twitter.com
what did he mean by this?
Jaxon Mitchell
A Mexican goblin.
Grayson Collins
Haha, he was so fucking wasted by that point.
Nathan Rogers
Who is the old guy with the comical glasses?
Andrew Hughes
WTF is that shit???
Connor Cooper
roger stone
Brandon Edwards
>the golden toad
Cameron Young
Roger Stone
Justin Mitchell
Thanks anons.
Daniel Butler
I honestly think Jeb getting elected would have been the best timeline and I'm not trolling you faggots.
Jeb is a loveable goof but also very conservative.
Trump is not conservative and hates America's allies like Estonia and Finland.
Xavier Thomas
Interspecies mixing is degenerate, should have at least tried getting orcess.
Zachary Brooks
It would've been another peroid of pointless constant wars. Jeb himself is unassuming but he was always just an establishment puppet from the Bush house.
Xavier Reyes
why the fuck is she dressed like kanye west?
Levi Hill
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Cameron Campbell
>Trump is not conservative and hates America's allies like Estonia and Finland.
lol! wild desperate Finn appears! Listen Pekka, seriously no one gives a fuck about your country. Its so embarrasing that you bring up your country 24/7 when its a just tiny village where they fucking light up the Xmass tree once in a year.
Landon King
I prefer ¡Yeb! myself
Christian Baker
>open the border so you can be replaced by Mexicans
yeah really conservative
Also why do so many Eastern Europeans think Russia is going to invade a NATO country? Are you that out of touch you think Russia can even afford a war (a nuclear war no less)? They can barely afford vodka.
It's like in the mind of 90% of Eastern Europeans the USSR still exists and the cold war never ended.
Meanwhile we have a real evil empire taking over Europe and no one cares.
Jacob Parker
What the fuck
Joseph Long
He's in bed with a goblin
Henry Ross
What was he thinking.
Easton Roberts
Behold an avatar of Kek.
Ryan Harris
I knew Jeb was a fucking weirdo but I still didn't expect this
Easton Howard
WHAT IS IT WEARING????
DOES IT THINK IT'S YOUNG AND HIP?
DOES IT HAVE NO SELF AWARENESS?
Thomas Diaz
Their whole family is beyond fucked up
Read this whole (incredibly long) article if you want the full story, but it's so astounding that you might not believe it all.
theatlantic.com
Benjamin Powell
>paragraph 3
omg it can't get much better than this
Brody Ortiz
>"I want to go back to my kitchen, to do the homework with my kids, and—why not—to watch television."
I WAS WRONG
Jackson Adams
Oh god, what the fuck is wrong with her? Her legs and body literally don't make fucking sense?! Thin legs and a heavy upper body...?
Austin Sullivan
>married her highschool crush
>instead of some gold digging whore
pretty good
kys poltards
Jaxson Rodriguez
>highschool
durrr
Nolan Diaz
Jeb charging into a golbin's nest with goblin vomit and slop and blood on it. especially up to his ankles.
Blake Roberts
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Hudson Gonzalez
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Justin Harris
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Jack Bennett
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Joshua King
Get naked and do kinky shit or GTFO
Angel Adams
this. Otherwise, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.
Jose Gomez
>He's the golden toad, he charged into a goblin's nest... get ready... as long as he doesn't kiss a goblin...
...Allllright, cheers!
John Gutierrez
Austin Brown
Kek
Christian Jones
Jeb!
Daniel Sanders
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Aaron Williams
>It was during Jeb Bush’s governing years that Columba let it slip to the press how her husband’s career had damaged their children, and that she reportedly told Jeb he had ruined her life.
Holy fuck he is such a cuck.
Caleb Gutierrez
Aahahhahaha maan..
Asher Hernandez
lol look at those shoes. lmao such a classy woman. She looks like Therazane after a month at auschwitz.
Lincoln Walker
Meester Yeb.... *^_^*
Josiah Gomez
Short girls are pretty good to fuck though.
Not wife material though.
Anyway, Jeb is from a influential and wealthy family, why would he marry someone like her? He could have married a 10/10
Evan Rodriguez
Nooo nooo I have no money...
Nicholas Collins
Look at his brother George. He married Laura. She is smart and beautiful. It must be painfully akward at family reunions
Cameron Davis
Kissing a goblin
Having sex with a goblin
Having a baby with a goblin
James Evans
Go back to Univision!
Anthony Harris
Even if Donald Trump builds his wall, the United States of America is undergoing dramatic demographic change. The descendants of Yeb! are perfectly positioned to take control. They've the connections of the old establishment through the Bush dynasty but embody the new face of America. Yeb! is the real 4d chessmaster, and America will belong to his children.
Isaac Howard
>Puppet
>Implying that Jeb wouldn't be ultimate master chief of the establishment.
Xavier Diaz
>In 1994, Jeb ran for governor against Lawton Chiles and lost. He campaigned six days a week, morning and night, only slowing down when he was “dog sick,” he said. His wife, meanwhile, was home and overwhelmed with raising teenage children.
¡JEB! is a beta cuck.
>One of them had a drug problem—only years later did they publicly admit that it was their daughter, Noelle.
His daughter turned to drugs because she couldn't deal with her father being a beta cuck.
>George P., then a Rice University student, was caught by police that year breaking into an ex-girlfriend’s house at 4 a.m. to see her; when her father asked him to leave, he drove his Ford Explorer over her family’s front lawn.
He raised his son to be a literal creepy beta cuck.
>The Schweizer biography reports that during that period, several family members overheard Columba say to Jeb, “You’ve ruined my life.”
Did I mention that ¡JEB! is a beta cuck?
Carson Cook
LOOOK at his sons.
You will not believe it!