The last thing you ate is now your super powers!
GO!
Super Powers
Juan Taylor
Nicholas Carter
Is now BASED ON
correction*
Tyler Brown
Ha, I got gravity powers now. Fuck all yall.
Carter Davis
Prepare for utter destruction. Cause I had milk.
Nolan Lewis
Maple syrup glazed salmon. Am I Canadian Aquaman now?
Eli Peterson
thats a thing?
Camden Reed
Gummibears. Now where is my juice?
Blake Stewart
>Microwave chicken nuggets
Um... I'm... Convenient?
Liam Scott
It was sort of an experiment but it turned out nice. I just had the leftovers of it. I'm of the mind that you can't beat just a squeeze of lemon and a bit of pepper on fresh Atlantic salmon but I'd definitely do a maple glaze again.
Adrian Ramirez
The power to make my enemies go soggy in milk in under 15 seconds
Camden Edwards
>Maple syrup glazed salmon
Ew
Aiden Lewis
>some of the really hot leftover curry from last night
I'm a pyromancer!
Dylan Hall
come to find out, it's a thing, but there's a real way of cooking it.
Elijah Anderson
I was hungry but was too lazy so I took a hotdog bun toast it in the over, put cream cheese on it and the sprinkle it with sugar.
What power do I get from That?
Jack Gutierrez
Grilled cheese sandwich? So I am Elmer Fudd?
Landon Turner
Well obviously you don't just pour maple syrup on salmon. That would be gross.
Brandon Long
What powers are to be derived from pierogies?
Dominic Nguyen
Bacon egg and cheese on a bagel.
So I get 4 powers?
Benjamin James
Christian Miller
To power to Hulk out. Into a large burly Russian man.
Isaac White
Fuuuck. Milkman Man wins.
Brayden Wright
Baked Potatoes.
Cool I'm really hot...but no one can touch me for more than a second....
Austin Hughes
I had a chicken parmesan sandwich, caesar salad and a side order of fries and a Brio.
Do I just become Mario?
Jaxon Smith
The power to be delicious
I should pick some up this weekend, thank you
Adrian Baker
Well, that's redundant.
Jack Hernandez
Pickled okra man!
Aaron Jenkins
Apple juice?
Justin Brooks
Scrambled eggs and toast man?
Carter Butler
>cosmic brownie
Bow before my other worldy chocolate might mortals.
Jason Cox
I was eating Pressure cooked Lentil Soup while reading this, so I guess something earthy like earthquakes maybe? Or the ability to shoot thousands of tiny grains.
Gabriel Roberts
IA DAGON! The mac and cheese dino plus tuna means I'm a horrible hybrid of both now I guess and the only thing that horrible has to be an eldritch abomination fish god.
William Moore
>microwaveable mini-pizza
The ability to smell better than I taste? The ability to cook anybody in three minutes? I'm really not sure.
Julian Price
I had a breakfast burrito. I don't know what that gives me. The power to burn people's mouths if they're not careful? The power to give people with weak stomachs chili-butt?
Ryder Harris
Carrots. I see really well.
Josiah Long
I challenge your artificial brownie lies with my homemade brownie goodness.
Adam Sullivan
>had calamari for dinner
I guess I'm a tentacle monster now. Better hide your Japanese schoolgirls!
Adrian Rogers
What are you going to do with your penis superpower?
Ethan Foster
I just had a Mettbrötchen for dinner
I now have infinite charisma unless you are a vegan
Aaron Brooks
>gum
O, MY
Adam Myers
>a lemon
what power i'm supposed to have?
Daniel Morales
>boxed brownies
Landon Watson
>Mett
>Bröt
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