Well, Sup Forums, what has your family done?

Well, Sup Forums, what has your family done?
>gramps born in Königsberg
>attended the 1935 Nürnberg Rally
>damn, this Hitler guy is awesome
>joins the Heer
>drove halftracks through Poland, France, and Russia
>we lose the war
>moves back to Königsberg
>gramps decides to move to the US when he hears that the Germans in the area are going to be shoah'd
>started dropping all the redpills in his later years
>"The Führer was a great man, and no one can make me say otherwise"
>family thinks hes going senile
>but I know he's right

Don't tell me that Sup Forums is full of a bunch of draft dodgers

>Dooh hitler was kewl. dooh
>muh redpils
Ask your tranny granpa if this piece of shit autist was so great how come he lost the war and commited suicide while claiming that gemrnas are the scum of the earth?

Oh yeah right i forgot.
>gramps born in Königsberg
Kaliningrad.

>Its a "tryhard newfag pretends his grandpa was a le epic nazi and now hes a nazi to!" post

virginity is a hell of a drug

>kaliningrad
Yeah, no. And thanks to you all, red faggots, its shithole.

*Krolewiec

>quack
Oh butthurtbelt have arrived.

>luk guis im so edgy i ownd him so hard lmao
Faggot

my great grandfather blasted gooks out of the sky with a bofors and shot a shark once

>Königsberg
I think you mean Kaliningrad
Fuck the reich

It's królewiec you dumb fucks

Königsberg NOT Kaliningrad, ok praise the Teutonic Order

Kaliningrad.

>(((((((((((((((((((((Königsberg))))))))))))))))))))))

DELET

Królewiec

My great grandpa killed a village of Germans because it was his order to.

>Königsberg NOT Kaliningrad,

Correct. Kaliningrad actually exists.

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>gramps born in Borås, Sweden
>Serves in the military and becomes a major general
>Sweden stays neutral
>Volunteers and fights for Norway
>Hides in a barn with a bunch of soldiers and kills nazi scum when they searched the barn
>Norweigan scum still talks shit about swedes

>snitched jews
>sold body to zeh germans

why are Marxists so devoid of any sense of humor?

>Grandpa born in Eastern Ukraine-SSR
>Joined military academy
>Became an officer in the Red Army
>Right after graduation Operation Barbarossa begins
>Was chosen to command a unit in the Battle of Moscow
>Got shot by a German sniper
>Survived but lost his arm
>Fast forward
>Based Grandpa is now on the regional council without even being a Commie
>We were one of the wealthiest families in our city thanks to him
>Tfw he died a week before I was born

I love you granddad ;_;

I think it's a European thing

German-American here. My grandfather served on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. My other grandfather fought the backstabbing British scum when they invaded Germany. He was a POW in England for almost 5 years.

But I was born & raised in the USA and that undoes any good or bad that my German ancestors might have done. Especially now that a fellow German-American rules the USA. This is my Persilschein. I'm as American as apple pie now.

>Grandpa lives in Norway, to young to be useful
>Based Great Uncle is Lieutenant in charge of coastal guns for Oslo Fjord
>Germans invade Norway, German cruiser Blücher enters Oslo Fjord
>Great Uncle puts up valiant fight with German made pop cannons
>Down to last shell and curses
>Last shell hits near magazine, fire spreads to ammo and Blücher goes boom
>Germans take Oslo anyway so Great Uncle helps found Norwegian resistance

My Great Uncle dodged Italy's draft after he was told by family-friend soldiers that Mussolini ordered it.

Needless to say, he /gtfo/ and joined the navy.