Holy fuck, this wiki is some pooh's adventure type shit

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Holy fuck, this wiki is some pooh's adventure type shit.
Who's ready for the stupidest Sup Forums related movie of the year?

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Wait Marth is in this?

Sup Forums BTFO once again.

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>bill cipher
come on hirsch, have some integr--
>HEROBRINE
>PERRY THE PLATYPUS
>ANGRY BIRDS
OH NO NO NO

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Never doubt Based Spielberg, user.

Marth and fucking Ike are in this bitch holy fuck

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Good hopefully all these characters cost WB so much money that when this piece of shit bombs they won't be able to even wait until the merger to fail to announce their bankruptcy

Don't you dare give money to this fucking abomination, even for a cheap bad movie laugh. References don't make for good storytelling

to be fair, this is exactly what the cast of an online virtual reality would be

Of course, anyone who's seen VRChat knows that the society in Ready Player One is an unrealistic fantasy compared to the meme-bloated reality

>hating on Based Spielberg
>being this wrong

>nick wilde
>herobrine
>Sid from Ice age
>angry birds
there is no fucking way this is real
this has to be fake

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>Ashoka Tano
>Ike
>Gundam
>Halo Spartans


Jesus Christ wheres Warhammer 40k?

>Trusting WB
>Celebrating when there's less than 30 reviews

I don't give a flying fuck about RT scores, or the fact that Spielberg's name is on it. Its a stupid plot with HEY REMEMBER THIS?! as a crutch

It’s getting praise from everyone.

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Literally who? I don't trust Twitter posts

>get proved wrong
>well that doesn’t count!
I haven’t see idiots btfo this hard since Black Panther. Your salty tears are delicious.

>Spongebob
>Cosmo
>Herobrine
>SID THE FUCKING SLOTH

Who the fuck greenlit this?

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Then trust RT

The worst studio on earth of course

Who also gave us such classics as Pan, Jupiter Ascending, and Geostorm

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Go shill this shit elsewhere. Its a shitty book too.
That's even dumber.

Yeah. It looks as bad as Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Like ugh, putting references and cameos in your movie is literally worse than Rape! Ugh!

>This user proved me wrong.
>S-S-Shill!
Nice comeback.

Faggot, those were actual characters. These are VR Chat idiots running around

Oh no, Bros! Our plan failed! How could he lose?!!!

You get paid by the post or what? You didn't prove shit other than you're a faggot trying to advertise this movie

My god. Worse than the holocaust...

>featuring dante from the devil may cry series
my fucking sides

>no ugandan knuckles cameo

>RPO is a vapid and shallow movie that lazily uses recognizable "nerd" brands with no respect for the source material
>the internet dogpiles on it and acts like it's the downfall of civilization

>Infinity War is a vapid and shallow movie that lazily uses recognizable "nerd" brands with no respect for the source material
>the internet collectively jizzes its pants and screams about how it's going to be da most ebin thing EVAR

RT proves that it’s a good movie and that you are in denial that you were wrong about it. Heck, tons of people are watching and loving the movie yet you still can’t admit you are wrong. Too busy trying to jump on a meme.

>LITERALLY FEATURING DANTE FROM DEVIL MAY CRY

I don't even understand why should I care.

The pandering is getting out of hand.

At least the critics are recognizing Kino when they see it. Spielberg is a professional.

It’s a good story by Spielberg (y’know, that guy that made Jaws and ET) with fun characters and a fun story.

>Doesn't know blatant advertise/early buzz press when he sees it
>Thinks RT means a damn thing these days
You belong over at Sup Forums, its more your pace

FUCK YOU

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>still in denial over a movie being good and still trying to be contrarian
No, user. You are belong in Sup Forums.

>Palutena
What the fuck?

>6.5
>good movie

I'm just glad they didn't drag Xenoblade into this

It has a higher score than Thor the Dark World, A Wrinkle in Time, Peter Rabbit, and Jumanj 2.

But keep moving them goal posts, sweetie. You look so adorable doing so.

So did the book.

As least more people are gonna know about The Iron Giant.

No, user. Putting the Iron Giant as a cameo is literally worse than the holocaust!!!1! Didn’t you listen to the trolls in this thread?!!

Do you want people to hate this movie on principle?

And another question that will haunt me forever now and I will never know answer for sure is whenever the guy praising the movie is a geniune shill or is he trying to piss detractors off.

at least the holocaust had survivors

Our culture is rapidly regressing into permanent childhood before a pretty horrific cleansing. You should care to keep an eye on the canary in the coal mine, of which this is one of the signs - celebrating regurgitated and banal toy-sale nostalgia to grown cheering people is another clocktick closer to 12.

It's a either a shill or a really good false-flagger.

YES

Yes, and this uncertainty will cost me sleep and appetite.

Rotten Tomatoes says it’s good. I don’t know what more proof you need. There’s no need to still be in denial. Just admit you are wrong like you were wit Black Panther and Wonder Woman.

Some of these motherfuckers are making shit up

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readyplayerone.wikia.com/wiki/Ryuk

>He can be seen during the final battle

I doubt that

And what is this pretty horrific cleansing going to be like, user?

How did they get all these different characters on one movie? Ultrama, GlaDos, and Sid in the same film?
How did they pull it off and pay for all the intellectual property?

RT isn't god, They praised Sausage Party, that shit is so bad I couldn't stand more than 5 minutes in.
It somehow has worse dialogue than the room.

All of this shit is fake right
I just wanna see bats and spidey in the same place righting niggas.

Or maybe you didn’t understand it’s subtle message?

Dunno, but seeing as most of our populace is child-like, I doubt many will survive whatever comes next, whether war, nuclear exchange, inevitable mass climate extinction from no food and plague, or whatever else as regression continues.

This is a culture slowly melting into soft mud and ready to be smeared across the earth, as it loudly worships childhood symbols designed to be sold to them for costly figurines with extended warranties.

>They
Rotten Tomatoes is an aggregate site you fucking neanderthal

>glaDOS and ike in the same movie
alright spielberg now we're talking

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!

>SEETHING
You lost. Get over it.

It must be hard being the only smart person in the world

Does ike scream GREAT AETHER! atleast?

No wonder rick and morty aren't in the movie

Not smart at all, user. It's common sense, and you know it too. It's just a really complex and big and ugly thing to have to look at, but I'm not gonna lie to myself and hole up waiting to die.

You're talking to half a dozen people you ignorant shitposting shill. Do you want me to pat you on the head for "winning" an internet argument?

>readyplayerone.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters

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Here's my plan:

Mock RPO as the movie comes closer and closer to release
Get slightly annoyed at its popularity after it does well at the box office
Stop giving every single hoot once it's fallen out of the spotlight and ceases to have a presence in the mainstream

>Warhammer 40k
>An Eldar is seen during the final battle

OF ALL THE SHIT YOU COULD HAVE ADDED

YOU PICKED AN ELDAR

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what's even the mainstream this days? twitter?

I don't have a solid definition but once that movie exits the box office charts I doubt ANYONE is going to care about it. It's going to be the next Pixels.

See

This section only has a fraction of characters

>Dante
>Pinky and the Brain
>Sid from Iceage
>Ryuk
>Tai Kamiya
Motherfucking digimon and and Dante in the same movie. Alright I'm sold.

Sure people are hyped for it but I don't think it'll have longevity.

>People falling for the reference meme

I'm not gonna watch a 2 hour nostalgia reference ad. You can't sell me this shit to me. But for you nerds this is pure consumerism fuel.

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This wiki has to be fake and just full of stupid shit made up by some autist, right?

R-right?

I’m gonna destroy the integrity of film by paying to see this piece of shit and none of you can stop me.

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Me too

I refuse to believe this til I see it with my own eyes.

Someone post the screencaps. You know the ones

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Have you read the book this shit is based on? Literally pages upon pages of just listing references. Don't you dare compare it to WFRR

>VR Chat
If there's no Ugandan Knuckles I'm not interested.
Not that I was anyways, mind
holy shit

>Dante
>bayonetta
>Spongebob
>Big Daddy
>Nightmare Freddy
>Cosmo
>THOMAS FROM THE MAZE RUNNER
>Frank West

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>Freddy Kreuger and Cosmo the wish fairy are in the same film

What the fuck is this film, and how were these right acquired?

The only thing I'm ready to do is to pointedly ignore this inbred monstrosity.

Guess what happens when a megacorporation can buy as many movie rights/licenses as they can?

Are these even real
I mean butch did make that one video of Freddy in FOP style...so maybe it was foreshadowing

>Godzilla
>king ghidorah
>rodan
>mothra
>mechagodzilla
>gigan
>megalon

I might just have to see this

>it has things I recognize I'm so excited!!!!

I'll only watch this if Goku and Superman fight in a scene

There is a big difference between seeing it out of morbid curiosity and being excited for it user

Optimus Prime
Dante from devil may cry
spongebob
nick from zootopia
kylo ren
godzilla
seto kiba
sonic
ryuk
DK
Glados
Mercy
Link
Batman
Peter Parker
Megaman
Ahsoka Tano
Zelda
Sid from ice age
Darth Vader
Ganondorf
Cloud
Toothless
Agumon
Deadpool
Cosmo from fairly oddparents
Bayonetta
Frank West
Iron Man
Superman
Ryu
Samus Aran
Loki
Marth
Ike
Pinky and the Brain
Jill Valentine
Jedah Domah
Magneto
Pit
Palutena
Sub Zero
and a bunch of things from the 80s, so I think the guy who made this might have been a child during the 80s. Is he in mid to late 30s now? Either way, he is a millenial

I was under the impression that Fire Emblem had a niche enough audience not to be in this kind of thing.

Can someone photoshop that into the movie poster? I need it for reason Gonna post that shit on Sup Forums

It has to be like this thing's parent company is also this thing's parent company and this is related to this somehow so in many of these cases, Nickelodeon can probably be traced back to Fox and Disney if you do enough digging around

they are the characters that were featured in smash bros, so people will know them

>No Spike from Cowboy Bebop.

But thats literally his ship in the poster