Lets make a waifu

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Make her a shortstack.

Porn when?

Step one is overrated

Also needs big tits because any girl with giant melons attracts cavemen to her easily

I'm just throwing it out there, but we make her a Frankenstein Monster. A stitched together woman with interchangeable parts, being whatever the hell Sup Forums wants her to be.

>No one likes fat people
Shit I don't exist fuck

it was real necessary to let everyone know you're a fatfag yeah? you couldn't go without mentioning it in a passive aggressive way

Better idea: lets not

She should be a qt MTF ^o^

Or better yet try making something unique.
Lets create a complete crazy bitch that wants you and only you.
I'm talking about period blood chocolate tier crazy, I'm talking about killing her rival turning her into an onihole crazy

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>I'm talking about period blood chocolate tier crazy, I'm talking about killing her rival turning her into an onihole crazy

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This guy gets it.

Combine the 2 make a yandere shortstack

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bump

Make her a big girl.

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Is goth really dead?

Ok but I would still smash that. There's nothing wrong with having a type.

>Make her goth or 'dark'
Fucking hell. Why does this trait attract so many spergs?

Most people don't actually know someone like this aside from remembering girl from school with rose tinted glasses so you don't have the aesthetic spoiled by reality.
Also, it conveys a certain personality at a glance, lowering the barrier of entry to like her. You don't have to get to know her, you already know her from looking at her.

There is need for new waifus? I think Sup Forums has enough of them. And most of them are goat.

Make her a robot.

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This. Bonus step on the other hand is extremely effective.

Give her a bob cut.

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what the fuck dude!
You drew Catrina!
She's a just little baby frog!

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>I hope you choke on them you f-fucking bitch
Perfectly awful

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Like this but thicker

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yeah i remember

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>no part about she being brown
>no extra points for loli or anthro
Shit image

Giantess/amazon/kaiju is more popular than goth though

Why did you forget her, Sup Forums?

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Strp 4 is completly wrong tho. They are some goth waifus like Raven but overall Sup Forums doesn't lust so much over characters only because they are goth.

>overall Sup Forums doesn't lust so much over characters only because they are goth.
Bull-fucking-shit. This board is perpetually stuck in the late 90s in terms of taste in style.

>maker her thick but in the right places no one likes fat people
>fucking implying

This place has regular fat chicks threads, you know nothing about how far the degeneracy here goes.

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How'd I do, Sup Forums?

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No, it's true. Most Sup Forumsfags fetishes any good looking character, no matter their personality or subculture. Gothfags are just minority on the board. How many goth waifus are there in comparsion to the rest? No so much.

I'd fuck it

>despite the style being dead

MY DICK DOESN'T SEEM TO CARE????????

Personality is somewhat important.
There’s a push to make a lot of chicks strong independent women who are also constantly exasperated and annoyed with her male companions, and a lot of Sup Forums seems to be tired of that.
I feel like if we got a sweet, kind, nurturing waifu who likes to dote on you but is still respectable we’d eat that shit up.
Also make her brown, voluptuous, and maybe give her glasses

But then she would just be Sup Forumslette.

Pretty good, got a link to your stuff?

It's trendy, I guess? The goths I've seen during my childhood were ugly try-hards. I guess I'm more into classy girls or even tom boys.

No, no, no, did you even follow the instructions
Its not supposed to be creative or well designed

>Arian
B-but... That's heresy. Jesus and God are one.

90s has a nostalgic appeal

Sage

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reversing the sage with a bump
obligatory go back to pol

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Lose weight you behemoth

10/10 waifu, would add to chart

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>Its not supposed to be creative or well designed
Thankfully it's neither. It's a battleborn character.

Number 2 is tru

Battleborn had characters with distinct shapes and mixtures of different ideas in new combinations. Just died because Overwatch came out about the same time from a massive studio and had more typical designs for characters.

Didn't help the game was bad as well.

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"""bad"""

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Give her DFC, push all that thickness towards her butt/legs

Yes. The game was a steaming turd.

>typical designs for characters.

And new ones are just rehashing traits from others.

Also everyone is super slow. Like TF2 Heavy Slow.

this image forgot to add "make her a redhead, preferably one the protagonist lusts after" as an alternative to step 4.

>Characters had different toolsets and playstyle
>Wasn't so imbalanced that only playing a select few characters was viable

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In a small amount of fairness Dream is goth too so it doesn't come out of nowhere but isn't by this standard best girl just garbage?

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The visual style was all over the place. The UI was a clusterfuck. The design and effects were busy and noisy as fuck.

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But womanlets are a dime a dozen irl.

>literally the stalker from killing floor

Shame that regardless how well it could have possibly done. Gearbox would have forgotten it by not with Borderlands 3 being worked on.

So falling to the state of modern TF2 in a fraction the time.

Also the maps were a lot better than Overwatch who's are just small with rehashed corridor runs I'd expect from a PS2 game.

And their game modes are really simple coupled with the poor maps Levels aren't big enough to do proper CTF games which coupled with all the characters molasses like stride.

Slow movement makes it easier to play

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No Slow movement makes for shit mobility. Makes it near impossible to recover capture points late in the round and retaking the flags once taken.

I'm going to make an assumption, user, and stop me if I'm wrong, but I think you meant to say:

>Shame that regardless how well it could have possibly been done, Gearbox would have forgotten it by now. What with Borderlands 3 being worked on and all.
>So, falling to the state of modern TF2 in a fraction the time.
>Also the maps were a lot better than Overwatch. A game whose maps are just small rehashed corridor runs I'd expect from a PS2 game.
>And their game modes are really simple. Coupled with the poor map design, Levels aren't big enough to do proper CTF games. All coupled with all the characters molasses like stride making the game tedious to play.

>passive aggressive
Calm down it's literally not

I dunno man they just look cute

I keep reporting but nothing happens

Guess the mods truly don't give a shit unless it threatens ad revenue

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Do you remember Melan/co/lia? I remember Melan/co/lia...
...That was a good thread...

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Why the umbrella?

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How could anyone find that look attractive

The OP image sounds like it was made by an unattractive woman who is angry that there are attractive cartoon characters. Is that an unfair assumption, user?

>I guess I'm more into classy girls or even tom boys.
You keep having good taste, good taste guy.

I feel so attacked.

so, the exactly opposite of pic related?

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...Because it's cute.

needs more borderline furfaggotry

Wouldn't using her wings to cover her head in the rain be cuter?

As a registered cute-ologist I can confirm that would be cute as shit.

>There’s a push to make a lot of chicks strong independent women who are also constantly exasperated and annoyed with her male companions
I am so fucking sick of this in everything.

Fuck it's even in anime now.

...God dammit, it would be! Why didn't we think of that earlier?!

>no prosthetic leg or cane
Very close, user. Very close.

>For You

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> goth
yeah, nah, you're a cunt

The word you were looking for is 'taboo'. Gotta be a conventional mistake to pick this character as a goal. That way you get to hook into the American obsession with being a pioneer or maverick, and their neurotic connection between discouragment as proof of making correct choices.

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Oh, she had a sister, too: Sup Forumsla, the thot moth.

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Who's this artist again? I keep seeing his signature all over and I can't remember him for the life of me.

Being honest, Sup Forumsla seems hotter.

So I like bipedal insects and robots because they are seen as wrong?

Before I answer that question user, let me ask you something that sounds unrelated, but, will make sense in a moment.

Do you like tan lines?

Other than the slouching and the thickness, this hits too close to home. Damn you, internet.

Gross. Traps/futas are the only acceptable form of genderbending

Brown girls are way more popular on Sup Forums than goths.

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