Be me

>Be me
>Music is my life, my passion
>Spend all day performing in my small hometown and love it, get standing ovations every time
>feels good man
>weeks pass
>find some lanklet strumming on a guitar humming to himself
>Its actually pretty catchy
>"Hola mi amigo, what is that you're playing?"
>the virgin stammers
>"J-just something i wrote hombre..."
>Idea sparks
>Start to join in with him, he warms up to me and we play
>Even more applause, we're on fire, we share a dream
>The virgin grows on me
>Eventually we're brothers, singing and playing together
>New idea, We should take our dream to the next level and play for the world! It'd benefit our town and all of mexico
>He agrees
>we start to get ready for our tour, and eventually leave
>Mi hombre seems off
>"I....i have a kid"
>que
>Think nothing of it, we can still follow our dream, he can visit her anytime
>few stops in
>"I wanna go home"
>it dawns on me
>the virgin's dream isnt even to share his talent and inspire people
>it was to not be an incel
>still try talk him out of it, he can raise his child in luxury if he continues
>the lanklet still refuses, packs up and tries to leave
>getting desperate
>eventually get drawm to a final solution, drug him to give me more time to talk him out of it
>we approach train
>his lanklet body starts to give out
>diosmio
>He dies, but instead of abandoning our dream, i go and play his songs in his honor, strumming his guitar and playing, living a life for the two of us

Literally did nothing wrong.

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I want to fuck the aunt.

Really?

yes

Why?
also which one? the skeleton grand aunt or the not skeleton aunt. i've seen people wanting to fuck both
i wanna fuck the catbird thing

That's nice and all but why didn't you just credit him for his songs? If you were playing in his honor you would at least think to credit him for your success.

What part of “never giving him any credit and letting his existence be erased” is honorable?

Probably because crediting him would lead to the cops getting him arrested for murder/manslaughter

Why would that be? Was there something suspicious about the death?

The poison, also those flashbacks really demonize cruz, im sure he wasnt as bad as they showed him

What he should of done instead of poisoning him is drug him , put him in a dress and tie him up. Then he should have mercilessly raped him until he turned into a mind breaked slut completely addicted to his cock and being a cumdump. Thereby forgetting his family and staying with him and writing songs about his dick for him.

He doesn't exist, user

That sounds like the plot of a hentai i read once


coco is pretty popular in japan

I mean, the stealing thing is pretty shitty and so is not giving the family money but how vould he possibly know what the afterlife was like or communicate that into the living?

This isn't even like it was covered in his canon religion, this is like a baptist dying and it turns out the afterlife is Halloweentown with a cross of eastern asian ancestor worship. You cant blame him for not giving out king sized candybars while he was alive.
Coco isnt getting porn, the window passed and barely a whiff of cinnamon shota.

i want ernesto to throw me off a building

>defending a murderous sociopath

>but how vould he possibly know what the afterlife was like or communicate that into the living?
He's mexican ain't he? He would know how mexican afterlife works. Even still, let the family know that their husband and father died.

But he doesn't even deny the fact that he intentionally poisoned Hector.

What if he intentionally poisoned but didnt intentionally kill him?

If hes Mexican he's Catholic and even down there they kind of only tolerate the spooky stuff while shoving as much Christen stuff as they can into it.

But he did meant to intentionally kill him. There is no other to interpret as Ernesto left Hector to die in the street.

Tbh who wouldnt kill hector then? Literally cucking his dreams for some chick and a kid he probably didnt even want to have

Man you do not know mexicans at all. They believe in the evil eye and spirits and magical candles and all other kinds of superstitious shit.

You know, this film wasnt very diverse. It needed an african-mexican and a asian-mexican, maybe have them be a lesbian couple

If Ernesto had half the talent Hector had he would be able to accomplish his dreams without him. Ernesto was desperate because he knew he couldn't make it without Hector.

>It needed an african-mexican and a asian-mexican
Whose to say one of those skeletons weren't? They can literally say that half of those skeletons were actually lebanese-mexican and you would just have to accept it.

He was a massive ass I mean not only did he kill him he stole his guitar and didn’t bother telling his family that he died and he stole all of his songs while trying to murder hthr guys great grandson

So why didn’t he go to hell or something I mean he poisoned the man and stole everything from him just to get his fame, and if he didn’t go to hell what happened to him after the movie?

because he was good
Holy shit, this is the wokest take

Well it had that Frida Kahlo de Rivera cameo so she that counts as a lesbian

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He was pure cowardly evil why wasn’t he rotting in the infernos

because he inspired thousands with his music and his "sieze the day" go-getter attitude
In life, Frida was pretty gross

>Virgin Hector
>Chad Ernesto

besides, friendly reminder that everyone in the land of the dead have clothes they are buried with. that means hector was changed into some scraggly homeless bum clothes by ernesto so no one will pay mind to a dead "hobo" on the street, and that the reason his walk and stance are all disfigured is because his body was tossed away all ruthless possibly into a ditch someplace

Good.

>because he inspired thousands with his music
>his music
You mean Hector's music.

>in life, Frida was pretty gross

>mfw a descendant of Diego Rivera, famous Mexican Muralist
>he was with her at one point in his life, so he hit that, sexually

>he later left her because he was caught cheating
>he was known to be a sleaze, but in the case with Frida, i don't blame him

> scraggly homeless bum clothes by ernesto so no one will pay mind to a dead "hobo"
>his body was tossed away all ruthless possibly into a ditch someplace
Abusing Hector is never okay desu

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his music, hectors music, who's to say
Wow user you were so close to being born with a monobrow

>who is to say
The dated letters that hector sent to his daughter proving he wrote them.

>Ernesto literally COMPLETELY undressed dead Hector and changed him into bum clothes

>getting DAUGHTER'D this hard
Poor Ernesto, hector didnt deserve those songs anyway

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i mean, i never said that i was related to frida kahlo, I said Diego Riveria was my ancestor. He slept around with a lot of women. Like I said, sleaze.

You must have alot of cousins then hombre
put up his picture and see if you can say hi

go to bed, ernesto

Skeletons dont even need sleep user, i dont know what you're on about, even if i was the great Ernesto De La Cruz, which i'm not

sorry princess

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Also he was a better singer and performer than him

This is de la Cruz's version of ''Remember Me''
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this is Hector's
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>Chad Cruz's singing voice is loud
>virgin hectors singing voice is pathetic

>loud
Because that's the only benchmark for signing I guess.

No its called projecting, its what performers do when they sing, it takes a lot of talent to actually sing loudly.

you don't have to project when you're singing in a small room directly to your toddler daughter

It's a real bummer this one won't be in Kingdom Hearts 3, I loved the look of the AfterLife.

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tidus is in it tho so thats cool

>Wow user you were so close to being born with a monobrow
do you not know anything about Frida Kahlo

Mex dub
>Ern: God tier singer chad doing an impressive voice work mimicing the mannerisms and accent of 1940s mexican film and music artists to the point of being barely recognized, and has also gotten your mom 100% wet many times youtube.com/watch?v=J1ue6MjfTJ0
>Hec: Scrawny virgin actor that got famous for doing gay boy scenes
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