All those years of pirating pornography have come back to bite you as SAXTON HALE owns a majority share in those film industries. He is coming to collect, and by this I mean he is coming to murder you.
The last comic book (or cartoon) character you jerked off to is your last defense. Do you survive?
>casually blow is 1.4 tons of pressure
>once fought a yeti for 9 hours straight for fun
>can throw 10 punches in a second
>survives 3000 mile falls out of airplanes, unscathed
TF2 is a dead game
Fortnite comics when?
I think shell manage
Unironically a good answer, Hale wont fight little girls
>pubg with cartoon graphics
surely this game will have 10 year longevity
>last anything I watched was a steamed hams edit
What is this and why do i keep hearing about it everywhere?
TF2 is extremely embarassing if you’re over 17 years old
They shouldn’t ruin Fortnite with extremely tryhard unfunny comics though
Chalmers might not stand a chance but
>making a green beret mad
You survive by shaving off his mustache
If you shave him, he loses his powers
I ain't worried.
A team survival game that got a battle royale mode to compete with pubg
Since pubg is losing some popularity, people are jumping into fortnite
it'll last a while
CS:GO still has a competitive scene
Why is gay Burt Reynolds coming to kill me for watching Aniki videos?
Counter-Strike has probably been alive longer than you have. TF2 was launched in 2007 and still sits at the top 5 of Steam's most played games. A meme PUBG clone isn't going to usurp either of those.
Cool, it's one of these threads, and I just finished watching Justice League: Gods and Mons
>The last comic book (or cartoon) character you jerked off to
God dammit Claire
I didn't claim it would usurp them I'm just saying it'll be around for a while, not to mention that it broke twitch view records just the other day
And fuck you nigger I was playing CS when it was still a mod. I played CS before I could even play with my peepee you cunt
Welp
The comedy in TF2 is Skyrim “ ii took an arrow to the knee”-tier
I require cosplay/
I dunno, Fortnite cornered the console market, as well as making the multiplayer/battle royale mode f2p, unlike PUBGs $30 entrance fee. It won't kill those games, and the Chinese will keep PUBG alive, but so long as the devs aren't retarded, it'll stick around.
Stupid sexy cat elf
Majority share in gay porn? That's incredulous.
t. overwatch fan
>Blimey, look at the shape 'o that bladdy fackin' sniffah! Reckon I'd fashion a beaut of a ring outta somethin' like that!
>Oi, cunt! Got your nose! Hahaha! Wait...where'd the rest of her bugger off to?
F-face it user, we're fucked...
I remember the Gun Mettle comic being pretty funny
I don't remember the character but it was most likely a little girl, so yeah I'm screwed.
>thinking I'll let my waifu die for me
lolicons win this round
imagine this shit, but the other way around.
It's probably something >shadman would draw just to spite people
Hey Sup Forums,
yore
ugleh
Something like
>Hale picks up girl and examines her orifices with his finger
>she gets horny as he fingers her mouth, pussy, ass and chest
>girl is flustered, wet and wants to be fucked as Saxton gives up and proclaims "Saxton Hale will not fuck a child"
>either her devestated reaction or she rapes him
I'll be fine
Who's this?
Claire from The Summoning
Turns out Australanium is x100000 times more poisonous to superman than green kryptonite
Honestly not sure, I probably wouldn't die from Hale though
newfag
do not pander to newfags
sorry, tf2's taken over fortnite now
I think Star Butterfly might magic up some solution to the Hale situation
Pastel horses, he would probably just leave as my life cant get any worse by me dead.
Yeah that, close enough
Based ugleh poster.
good
Hey come on that's his opinion
Don't forget that Fortnite is more stable in comparison to PUBG, so more people with lower end computers will/can play it. There are also mobile versions with crossplay so they do try to cover every market possible.
I'm not worried at all. She'll turn his brain into goo
I've never masturbated in my life, let alone to a comic or cartoon character, so I guess I'm fucked.
>I've never masturbated in my life
Why would I be?
I don't beat it to porn and rule 34 makes me sick, although I did it to Supergirl's Injustice 2 model, so I should be okay.
OP said jerked off, not masturbate
there's a difference
I don't understand.
you can jerk your winky but not finish
masturbate means you finish
FOOLISH SAXTON, YOU ARE THE ONE I MASTURBATED TO
The you'll be dealing with TWO SAXTON HALES!!!
>jerking off without finishing
what
Hi, mrPaladin
>Fortnite
literally what
I guess there is no way around it, no one is able to stop such a hulking beast.
I will have to accept my fate and pay my sins with my body, is the only logical course of action.
I call Adrien to relieve me some of the punishment.
what would you call it when a stranger grabs your dick on a public bus and strokes it but ends it before climax? would 'jerked off' be a good word?
Oh, well I haven't done that either, unless cleaning in the shower counts.
>someone touching my dick in public
>not finishing at the 0.03 second mark
senpai there is no distinction
it's a meme trash game. seriously, do not bother with it.
And yet a streamer is earning 650K USD a month from playing it
PUBG fags btfo
fotm, people are going to move up to the next big thing in a few weeks. not worth remembering since the game is very faulty
oh you
I hope you get a bonesaw lodged in your skull for this shitpost
Do teenage girls count as those he will not fight..?
I actually have no idea how this fight would turn out
I kinda wants this now.
>JoJo porn
Can Saxton Hale beat Star Platinum?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What was Star Platinum fucking? Was it Siver Chariot?
I might actually have a chance.
Hey overalls
YOU
SUCK
Uh I guess it was one of those black dog Sailor Moon dojinshi?
Usagi is pretty OP but, especially the Black Dog version, is weak against middle aged men.
Don't worry, Hale isn't fat, bald and smegma-encrusted enough to conquer a Japanese heroine.
i have never masturbated in my life
am i fucked?