Anyone else lost the birth lottery?

Anyone else lost the birth lottery?

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i don't know that feel

im reaching the end

youre still white hopefully

>tfw you will never live under capitalism

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I thought everything was supposed to be better in Scandinavian nations. "Muh free education"

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100% happy to be an American. I am truly sorry for you Swedenanon, if you are actually a Swede, if you are a nigger kindly fuck off.

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It's propaganda

Life is terrible here, there is no "american dream" here. Nobody I know makes more than 100k+ a year, because of taxes. Every home owner is in deep debt, the jews run everything

I just want to be free

>Sweden
>White
hahaha

>canada
>white
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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At least the majority of your taxes dont go to niggers

>born an American
feels good ma-
>born a poor American
JUST

You kidding? Nearly all the welfare money goes to niggers in Sweden

> surprise, it's a fucking swedecuck
Fucking eurocucks, be proud of your roots.

You do not want to live in this shitty fucking """""""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""""""

I have swedish descent and I wish I was born in Sweden even though it's cucked

>TFW legal Hispanic
>TFW born in best country and get to watch shitters sent back

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You can always move to Alaska.

>tfw kiwi in Straya
Feels good man

> Iceland

Kek.

Sorry about your luck.

Well at least I spammed Trump all over the internet and IRL, so I can have a nice future when I decide to move there.

Let's all emigrate when the Mexicans have gone. We can all own guns and drive big cars that can only go in a straight line and get much bigger soft drinks than we could back home.

It goes back to the Swedish people.

So yeah it does.

>Became a full US citizen just a week ago.
>Escaped Germany before critical mass is hit.
Too late to vote, but just in time for Trump's America.

Cheers.
>We should line the highways with flags, barbecues, and kegs in celebration as the deportation buses roll by.
Fireworks at the end of course.

Congratulations krautbro, hope you enjoy the rest of your life in the land of the free

American isn't an ethnicity, you can just move there and become American. Unlike with the majority of other countries

Welcome aboard friend.

Make sure you get your free complementary gun and super sized soda.

Welcome, fellow American. I hope you have come to help us with our rockets.

>Nobody I know makes more than 100k+ a year, because of taxes
Bullshit
>Every home owner is in deep debt
Also bullshit

If you just go to uni, get an education and live close to a city you will have no problem here. The only thing would be to avoid the concrete ghettos.

I think I won it. Chile is comfy as fuck as long as you don't live in that shithole called Santiago.
You don't get those big as fuck salaries of Europeans or Americans but with the salary I have I can afford nice things and pay my bills nicely.

The fuck are you on about Sven
Fucking love here, if you become America down to your core we will love you as a brother just like we would someone born here

This. Go buy yourself an AR-15 and enjoy the sweet taste of freedom.

>be american
>still miserable and empty

Life isn't fun anywhere on earth senpai

>American isn't an ethnicity
That isn't true though
If your family is American for 2 generations or more your ethnicity is also American
You guys just don't get it it seems

You sound like a rich brat, you seem to have no idea about the reality of debt here in Sweden.

For god sake, an appartment in Stockholm costs as much as a mansion in USA

I wouldn't mind that if we had better public transportation and healthcare.

psssssh, nothin personnel kid

Living in the Northeast is best cause its still the nicest part and we get to ruin it for everyone else by electing democrats

Come on in, make yaselfs at home!

You realize you can move to the greatest country on earth right?

C-can I come?

I can confirm this, best decision ever

are you buying a gun faggot?

Welcome.

>there is no "american dream" here.
There use to be but globalism and kikes ruined it.
No were soviet russia tier "were so lucky to be here"

Nice fucking picture.

There has got to be a more efficient way to do this..

But you can be (only applies to nords, not muslims)

Get your shit together. Stop giving a fuck. Go do some things.

It's crazy how big those fucking things are in person.

You are correct. See :

I'm a student to beggin with. If you just go to uni and get a degree in a somewhat lacking job where there's a demand for workforce there will be no problem. Debt isn't a problem unless you go full retard which it seems some people have done.
Sounds like you live in the forests of norrland and don't have any opportunities

Yeah.

I wish I could have been a goat shepherd like my ancestors.
I wish I could spend my days taking care of my goats, trying to farm the poor soil of the land while looking to the gray cold sea under a grayish sky.

Holy fuck!
nice bike homie.

european fag bitchin about his bitch ass country HAHAHA

i love it

I LOVE IT

First world problems

Texan here, I legit won the birth lottery. Best country and best state! She

END ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you know all the lyrics to God Bless the USA?

No, I'm studying my third year in KTH actually, I just know what my prospects in Sweden look like

Ask around a bit, hell ask your parents, and you will find out how dire reality truly is

>Anyone else lost the birth lottery?
Must I say anything?

it's actually nicer in Sweden when you don't include the Major American cities.

I still love America, but right now 70% of our population can't save over $2,000 USD which means Obongo has fudged us over big time to keep feeding the Anchor babies and welfare mamas.

Here's to Trump fixing all this shit

I want to own an assault rifle LEGALLY

Once I finish college, I'll apply for a job in the USA. Hopefully, they'll let me in and then I can enjoy the freedoms

>Buenos Aires born and raised
Feels like I won senpai

Brazil is basically just bizarro US anyway

>You will always be a Finn

Thanks user, I'm just now noticing the one I saw in person was missing its shroud as seen in your image, which appears to just about double the length.

yes. i'm the engineer

thanks doc

>Freedom
>America
Pick one

>Burgers
You can get good burgers in every first world country

>Firearms
I can own a firearm here. I can also move to Switzerland.

>Greatest civ
>Amerifats believe this

Way ahead of you all. Got a g19 3 days ago. (Pic is not mine but you get the idea) and either an AK or an AR is next.

Not sure that's how it works...

>tfw not born in andorra

Hate to see 1st world fags trying to cherrypick bad things on their countries, when we need to cherrypick good things here.

If only you hustled as hard as you hate

can you buy guns online?
can you buy guns with no more than a simple background check?

We're full up m8

> Anyone else lost the birth lottery?

No. I was already born into a bro nation.

We are a first world nation with no real gang violence compared to the rest of the world plus most cunts you run into will be guaranteed great at banter.

Bloody top way to be, mate.

It';s half-white version of America. Thats why it's only half decent.

>Freedom
>America
You know fuck all about either.

>You can get good burgers in every first world country
Yes, even the EU couldn't fuck that up for now.
Next year, however, they'll probably pass a vegan law.

>I can own a firearm here. I can also move to Switzerland.
Good for you.

>Greatest civ
>Amerifats believe this
Sure do.

No

That's a lie.

A FUCKING TOOTHPASTE

>tfw American

most of the big empty areas are empty for a reason
>no infrastructure
>no civilization
>weather is harsh

>Anyone else lost the birth lottery?
I'm glad that I won't die in a nuclear exchange.

>tfw born in southern california
>tfw bored of the constant mild sunny weather

Nope win every lottery.

It's somewhat quicker, and less painful than dying at the hands of a local drug cartel enforcer.

You better stay there.

>muh guns
>until the legislature actually hold its once per decade session

> tfw Norwegian