Hello, my name is Ben Jacobs, and I am a reporter for The Guardian. I am writing an article 4chans Sup Forums board, specifically regarding your involvement with the Trump Campaign. If it wouldn't be trouble for you guys, can you tell me why you guys support Trump and if you have any direct communication with the campaigning you are too shy to engage me here, I have put my email address in the name address so we can talk in private.
i'm assuming this is bait though. in which case, congrats you fooled me.
Nathaniel Cooper
We'll only answer questions if you swear allegiance to the almighty Kek.
Landon Hughes
>too shy to share on an anonymous imageboard
You were this close
Colton Jenkins
We support Trump because of Kek's divine will.
Grayson Brooks
I didn't have much engagement. Was just told to shill for a few hours a day to earn my cash. I don't even know if they checked the logs I sent, because I always got paid the same regardless of how much (or really, how little) I did.
Carter Campbell
This is a Hillary supporting board, now fuck off shill
Aiden Wood
This is a leftist ideology spreading forum. For a reporter you obviously havent done much research.
Hunter Thomas
They offered us 72 virgin girls if we blew up the internet with Trump memes
Mason Myers
Maybe if you read your own paper critically, you lying cunt, you might understand. This was in today's paper.
Bentley Foster
We are here because we love bbc. Not your bbc but nigga bbc.
Jose Green
#Fakenews
Angel Perez
What's your opinion on Gamer Gate?
Xavier King
Fuck off you bogan cuck
Carter Jones
Also please know that what you are doing is stupid and dangerous
Nathan Harris
I support who ever the digits tell me to support
Blake Foster
Have you smashed Owen's boipucci yet newfag?
Brody Murphy
Keep moving goy. Nothing to see here.
Ayden Ortiz
PEPE is a free speech symbol that can be and is used by everyone to express any viewpoint emotion. It is not solely a white nationalist symbol, its an everybody symbol. There are Hillary Pepes. The whole white nationalist symbol was spread by the usa media to shame the young trump vote, and to rally hillary's base. The Pepe with the KKK hood was actually made by someone from CNN.
Ryan Howard
Actually, I was employed by Correct the Record up until last week to come here, as well as twitter, reddit, and facebook in order to bait people into saying negative things for exploitation. Turns out this is a satire site! I am surprised by all the media attention, but don't worry, you aren't the only one who was fooled.
Owen Rivera
fucking kill yourself you filthy kike lover
Connor Taylor
Although I doubt it's you, It is because we are all faggots. We love the gayness of our memelord Donald J. Trump. We are also happy that his wife has posted nudes on playboy.
Robert Barnes
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Ryder Hill
Fuck off Guardian, your election graphics will little sprite candidates are cool but you've done nothing but shit on Trump since he was elected.
I'm telling you right now. You cant understand this place. You have to be here for years to do that. Anything you write will be mocked and seen as ignorant. This board is satire.
We support Trump because he understands the threat of radical Islam. The refugee crisis has destroyed Europe, and will lead to civil war and endless terror threats for the forseeable future.
homogenous societies are better and don't have to deal with constant struggle over petty racial issues. People who believe all races are exactly the same are lying to themselves.
Asians get straight A's for a reason.
Blacks drop out for a reason.
Islam is a political ideology incompatible with American values and should be banned from the country. Fuck their feelings.
Dylan Hall
Ben, if you're wondering why these NEETs are demanding tribute to KEK, please read up on the cult of Kek (pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/). Also, please don't use the word "alt-right" in any of your writing. It's a fictional bogeyman, kind of like "communists" during the McCarthy years. As far as I can tell, Sup Forums is nothing more than a collection of individual nihilists, libertarians, and societal outcasts, not an organized fascist brigade.
Samuel Stewart
user and Owen sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G cuuuuuuuuute
Luke Cooper
We tried really hard to support Hillary, but Trump hired a lot of online trolls to come here and post nothing but racist garbage :(
Nathan Morris
We'd all be better off if you would also focus on finding out WTF happened to Julian Assange.
Austin Williams
(((jacobs)))
William Garcia
I support Trump because he's not a neocon. Also for his promise to build the border wall. Neocons and shitlibs have done severe damage to our country.
Easton Ward
You look like a faggot and possibly a kike
Suck my dick and die you Lugenpresse scum
GO BAKE MY BAGEL BITCH
Matthew Wilson
Timestamp pic or fuck off.
Elijah Bennett
We don't like you...
NOBODY LIKES YOU BTFO you can't write a mainstream story on pol you fuckwad
Dominic Hughes
Gas the kikes race war now
Dominic Walker
>leave the briefcase containing the (you)s under the Hawthorne bridge and await further instructions
Justin Sanchez
We actually like Bernie sanders, Don't fall for the CTR shills in saying we liked Trump
James Torres
Fuck you and your fake news website.
Kayden Nelson
Dont give him anything to go off m8
Samuel Reed
Sweden... just.
Cooper Nguyen
Sup Forums is with her!
Liam Diaz
Sup Forums is a website of peace and Sup Forums is it's temple
Jordan Rivera
I hate Trump allahu ackbar
Levi Butler
...
Camden Kelly
FUCK YOU!!! PEPE IS NOT A HATE SYMBOL!
Landon Roberts
...
Alexander Bennett
Welcome to this humble internet board of peace. Yes I supported Trump, not for the reasons you most likely think, yes several prominent posters in this board helped promote Trump through meme magic and shitposting.
Jayden Reyes
RING A DING DING, BABY.
Adam Myers
Can you also tell us why The Guardian hasn't disavowed one of its columnists who called for Trump's assassination?
Xavier Jenkins
This. We are not "Alt-Right"
The Alt-Right is a label Hillary Clinton used to pigeon hole the dynamic new face of conservatism into a single ideology tainted with white supremacy.
We believe that Nationalism is better than Globalism because it preserves diversity through National identity, as well as places a stop to a monopoly of governmental centralization of power such as the EU.
Cameron Moore
cooperation
go fuck yourself pussy
Angel Turner
Who cares. Learn to do investigative work yourself.
Tldr: lurk more before posting and stop advertising.
Oliver Powell
I am articulate, have a doctoral degree, and in grad school working on a second doctorate. I would be more than happy to tell you why I voted trump as well as why I am on this board.
Occasionally, we do hear from high level folks from the trump campaign. However, they post as proxies "someone who represents Roger Stone"etc.
Perhaps you should ask yourself why the Guardian continues to be willfully oblivious to the profoundly negative changes in demography that have resulted from the policies of the past 2 decades.
Then you will have your answer.
Carter Davis
> Ben Jacobs > Jacobs
WHHHHEWWWWW (((they))) are among us
Joshua Jenkins
I'm just a cog, that moves as Pepi commands.
Dominic Ortiz
Because I came to this country legally and don't like illegals. T. Legal Hispanic
Zachary Davis
#RapeMonisha ? >#RapeMonisha ?
#RapeMonisha ? >#RapeMonisha ?
#RapeMonisha ? >#RapeMonisha ?
#RapeMonisha ? >#RapeMonisha ?
Brayden Jackson
>incompatible american values Yeah forgot that "American values" are letting your sons get brainwashed by videogames and letting your daughter get brainwashed by social media while you work a 9-5 job come home and sleep
Owen Clark
Get out juden
Hunter Butler
>Pepi Those digits dont lie, PRAISE PEPI
Luis Cox
Tried to get you a subscription with the guardian's gay dating service
Yea, Hitler unironically did nothing wrong, and Churchill was the villain with tens of millions of European and Russian dead on his hands.
Hitlers pre-war goals were completely justified and it never had to break out into war, if not for Churchills imperialistic goals.
Fuck yourself, lugenpresse.
Nolan Long
(((BEN JACOBS)))
Get out of here you fucking kike
Ryder Thompson
How much did the Guardian cover the Savile scandal, before it broke? Rumors for 10+ years, you covered for pedophiles and the worst human beings possible.
Get out of your shitty shop and go rogue faggit
Adam Ortiz
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Parker Nguyen
Not only do we have direct ties to the Trump campaign but DJT himself is a moderator here.
Check this out, Moot and Trump go back a long ways as Moot and DJT Jr. were hunting buddies.
The campaign is over so I, a former campaign assistant, can spill the beans.
Juan Jackson
>1 post by this ID
You fucking idiots fall for this bait every time.
Let me ask you this: IF this was a real far-left journalist, what would you even hope to do? He already fucking hates us and everything that we stand for, and his article would show us in the worst possible light. You can't really troll a fanatic who doesn't even have the self-awareness to realise that he's being trolled. So what, you'd try to defend Sup Forums and the "alt-right"? Good luck with that - like I said, do you really think that the cunt would publish a refutation of the far-left's vilification of the white working class? Fat chance - he'd just take your quotes out of context.
So why would you even want to talk to a journalist in the first place?
Eli Howard
Those are new inventions that we are just now seeing the negative consequences of. We millennials will be thanked in previous generations for sacrificing our sanity and success in order to be guinea pigs for the effect modern technology has on the human brain.
Jonathan Myers
KEK CONFIRMMMSSSS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nathan Butler
This is all you need to know about this place, and also the exact way we got Trump elected. We are a region and I forgot what goes next.
Daniel Foster
Are you jewish, faggot?
Luis Lewis
First name is Ben...
Brody Gomez
so he's going to be reading this thread?
you look like a huge faggot, ben, and i can't wait for the guardian's impending death
Noah Perez
Benjamin, if you could do us the service of killing yourself, it'd go a long way towards raising awareness of the online bullying issue.
Brandon Perry
holy kek
>ctr shill that stayed
Owen Walker
Larpers be larping. No timestamp no bueno
Austin Morgan
Dick out and time stamp or GTFO
Cant beeive u new fags fall for this LARPer
Jaxson Kelly
you're probably gonna end up needing a new email
Ryan Flores
>(((Jacobs)))
Austin Lopez
We are going to make Britainn great again as well.
Restore the Anglosphere.
Josiah Bell
>tell me why you guys support Trump
I don't.
> and if you have any direct communication with the campaigning
Yes, I'm directly connected with Trump via a special red telephone.
Adrian Jones
I'm sorry Sup Forums is a bit too serious for your joke of a newspaper. Sup Forums would be more appropriate for you and your ilk.
Josiah King
He would write his smut either way, all we can do is confuse him as much as possible
Hudson Long
tbf he is a Guardian reporter, they tend to overlook important information and generally act like massive faggots
Oliver Howard
I was paid 35 cents a post and 60 cents a (you)
Much better than CTR offered, and there was no Non-Disclosure clause
Luis Collins
Hey Ben you really want a hot tip? The beard isn't making it. Scraggier than a tuppenny whores pubes.
Connor Reed
Get out lamestream media, you're done.
Evan Morales
Fuck you and fuck your news
Cameron Young
Fuck off
Cameron Reed
nice timestamp, faggot.
Ethan Mitchell
test
Blake Evans
NOT ALL Sup Forums
Nathaniel Diaz
i can't vote so fuck you
Michael Smith
The graudian is slowly descending into click-bait bullshit. I didn't necessarily agree with all its angles but it used to be a semi-decent broadsheet. I get that they need to make money, but the shittier it gets the less likely I'm going to pay actual money to read it
Michael Turner
The traditional media is trying to report on us to regain status as gatekeepers.
Dont fall for it; we dont need legacy media, we dont need them to advertise for us. We have subverted them. Dont throw the dog a bone
Jose Murphy
This is a guardian representative here. This is our company's official response to your statements: "fuck you sandnigger"
Elijah Miller
Even if you told him things that were so outlandish that they were clearly fake, he would still publish whatever you told him. In fact, the more outlandish and unrealistic the better. Remember, he's pandering towards other far-left twats who hate us with a burning passion, and any kind of absurd exaggeration just helps to dehumanise us. Pic related, this is literally what the Guardian is - it's sub-tabloid trash for far-left extremists.
No matter what you do, you lose. Just stay away from journalists. They are professional liars.
Anthony Foster
fake and gay
Angel Long
There is a very wide consensus that our elites are the proverbial third generation who cannot hold on to the family wealth -- inheritors who learned no skills and who do not understand urgency. It's not just that we disagree with them and fear their plans. We are at Crane Brinton's Revolutionary Point, we are certain we could do a better job ourselves. You really see that very clearly in the continuity of comic book super villain level insane NeoCon foreign policy across both Democrat and Republican administrations. Christians are being raped and genocided in Syria, so we are letting in the people doing that rather than the Christians, and the mainstream media batters us with daily self-defeatingly hystrionic admonitions defending this madness. Our governments are unable to protect us from "gas leaks" (terrorism) and not interested in doing so anyway. You also see that in economic policy, which is a simple and indefensible disaster, but is praised by comfortable "Elysium residents" who unironically tell anyone who couldn't afford a seat on the shuttle to die. Also Obama and Soros really have succeeded in reversing decades of public safety progress. It is simply dangerous to walk around. Kids are rioting over easily debuked lies (which the Elysium residents make no attempt to debunk). Border security has been abandoned but right-wing organizations get closely audited by the IRS. Our fears, substantiated with photographs and police stements, are dismissed as "conspiracy theory," but anyone who fails to love Hilary and who doesn't think that Vladimir Putin is Hitler is accused of being a Russian agent.