>Well we've done a strawman of hippies, environmentalists, protestors, vegetarians, etc... what haven't we done a strawman episode about?
>I KNOW! CATS!
And that's how this episode of King of the Hill was written
Hank is also just short of saying men that own cats are fags.
Well his owner WAS in the Nu Army
>Hank is also just short of saying men that own cats are fags
>he doesn't know about the link between homosexuality and toxoplasmosis
Cat owners are fags though
t. dog owner
Well I have buttcheeks and Hank doesn't. So there.
>Hank is also just short of saying men that own cats are fags.
This just made me realize something.
>Cats actively kill anything smaller than them
>Cats have brutal fights to the death
>Hank himself was such a wuss he couldn't handle Duke
Cats are actually the most masculine pet. Dogs are the lovey-dovey gentile ones. Huh.
>Dog owners always get pissy over people's pet choice
Literally have never seen or met a cat person who hates dogs.
t. Have no pets, but like both cats and dogs. You're only a loser if you have a hamster.
>always thought it was just how Hank was supposed to be drawn for stylistic purposes
>nope, an episode shows that he literally has a negative ass
Not even pancake ass, but a spoon ass.
>not owning both
>not also owning a bird
I loved my hamsters as a kid. Was fun building the habitrail tubes for them.
Enjoy your brain parasites I guess
I don't think there's a domesticated animal that I wouldn't want as a pet.
Except for pit bulls.
>You're only a loser if you have a cat
Fixed and my dog eats cats.
Birds are the new cats, debate me.
Pics or it's a vegan dog.
I remember when the majority of Sup Forums loved cats.
>Hank is also just short of saying men that own cats are fags.
Where's the issue
They do, Sup Forums is just short for Sup Forumsntrarian.
/an/ hates cats as well.
/an/ has also started it's downwards spiral into general terribleness.
Did one of the popular boards find it and ruin it like /his/?
They did, 13-14 years ago when caturday was a thing
No more so than any other average board.
They just started with the standard "This thing you like is really terrible" threads and kept up with them. The temporary board merge prank seemed to help accelerate things too.
What's gay about cats?
Nice reading comprehension, dogfag.
I mean judging by how many degenerates across all of these boards openly talk about how much they wanna fuck them, I'm at a loss.
They're...high pitched? They're....uh...cute?
I would but PETA and SPCA would sue me.
Dogs are better and more compatible with humans, but cats aren't awful as long as you don't let them outside to destroy wildlife. Cats are for people who don't want to have to take care of a pet fulltime, dogs are for people who want a pet they can do things with.
>Says thing
>Can't prove thing
>"I'm scared of the police"
I thought you were more hardcore than that, user.