Nuke Canada When?

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

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That's fucking it! I'm moving back to Canada-----once I finish college. Our flannels are like the gold chains on "two chains" the nigger rapper.

yeah they're cocksuckers
they're basically the retards who chose to remain sucking british royalty cunts
despicable

DELETE THIS

We are bigger than the US

2nd largest country in the world

Leafs have no culture

Our role is being the best country in the world faggot.

Free healthcare, beautiful women, Tim Hortons and a prime minister who can kick some serious ass.

Calm down and take your insulin shot that mr Fredrick Banting helped produce ;)

if you dont surrender pronto, we'll level toronto..

Fuck you frenchy. You guys fucked us all over culturally.

Psh, at least there's more culture than Australia. What people claim to be """ Australian Culture""" is just filth and sickness.

NOW

A FUCKING TREE

You promise?

>best women

Sorry but chinks are far from the "best"

I can honestly say that nobody would mind.

I would give anything never to drive down that disaster they call the 401 ever again

Wall pf text isnt necessary, ill shitpost at the mere mention of my country, negatively or positively.

fuckin Vancouver, there's nothing but herds of asians everywhere you go.

>mfw America had a civil war because niggers

fuck all of these highways

>come and rape us we're too nice
what this country is all about

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canadian memes are no guns good healthcare and everybody saying sorry. the only one thats true is the sorry meme but i think thats only true because we say sorry when americans say excuse me. but i do say excuse me too instead of sorry. what we really are about is just some degeneracy. we got some decent gibmedats so we can just get drunk and do drugs all day

This is incredible, Its true...every single thing you wrote here is 100% true. Jesus christ

Nuke Toronto. It's like LA and Chicago combined into one liberal hellhole. We were pretty good a couple years ago before Sup Forums became really popular and libshits invaded.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

Our posts are rarely anything but enlightened insightful educated arguments. Yeah sure everyone shitposting from time to time but we're nowhere near as bad as Germany, Romania, turkey or by far the worst, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Do we piss you off that much? Good. Americans wish they were Canadians, you even wear our flag when you're traveling so people don't immediately assume you're ignorant racist scum. You've never been in a war (none of our allies have) where Canada was not the main player in peacekeeping missions... which means Canada basically won the war for you.

And culture? Lmao k let me explain that we are a diverse group of people from literally billions of cultures, beliefs and identities. But you don't know anything but "my nike sneakers and black people". Your music sucks too, just look at any wine house. Yuck.

Our flag represents red and white, the colour of peace and freedom, which we have more of than the states. "Buh I can shoot guns you can't I'm free" is nt an argument, it's just dangerous and stupid. Here in 2016 we know better than to be shooting each other unless we're winning another war for America or Britain (or both). That's why we're so nice, we're graceful in victory.

So you see, guys, it's not that we're hated for crappy posting like America thinks (America + thinking = ??), were hated out of jealousy that we have no violent crime, hate speech, overpopulation or smog/pollution in our water. We're about as close to perfection as a majority white country can get and you just can't handle it. It's lonely at the top but hey, listen to a few Canadian intellectuals like Monsieur Trudeau and maybe you'll pick up a few things, maybe even progress to our level.

But until then, keep your stick on the ice ;)

do it for justice.

Shutup you faggot

Nice bait, leaf.

Canada is a bretty good country to live in, but there's nothing spectacular or special about it. We're mostly a forgotten footnote on the world stage. That's okay though, life here is still pretty chill.

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>rarely anything but enlightened insightful educated arguments.

please be my ai gf

Don't sell yourselves short, leaf. You're the world's greatest exporter of political cuck porn.

It was about tay

It was a good get

No one builds better cuck shacks then leafs

makes sense

If you fuckers attack us, the rest of the West will be on your ass.

Europe loves us. Do you wanna take on the entire EU? Didn't think so.

A fucking google leaf

We would literally wipe the floor with "the entire EU". Damn but leafs are delusional.

Here is a video showing popsicle stick trees and houses being nuked and filmed by my magical Kryptonite camera. Watch these twigs ESSPLOODE like the leaves they are. With this magically indestructible paper camera I made like my paper tigers. Muh Mern Wanding. Muh Pink House b4 leaf blew it down like the big bad wolf. TRUHMP! What I did was interlaced and used dynamite. Switched islands and never told the guinea pigs. I mean I took uranium. Blew some hydrogen onto it. Put it in a tube. Dropped it on the floor. And obliterated Japan with living survivors so many years later

>tim hortons

not gonna even argue, sure we have no real identity, sure everyday citizens will be nicer, but in all honesty you can say shit, but we will still be your cucked little brother who you love to hate. We need you guys, dont be mad NA bro, just be glad youre not a nigger and carry on living

You're right. Most of Canada has no culture, it is a post-nationalist state. I say take the ones who vote conservative into the states, let the others rot. Leave Quebec alone; it is guaranteed to either flourish or rot on its own, as it is treading on a wire

Shit or get off the pot burger. I know that's hard for you because it's mostly grease and water.

Canada is the capital of cuckland these days.

Or the qew or the don't valley parking lot or the 410, 403, 427, or....fucking jam packed everywhere

>beautiful women,
Very soon that faggot from Quebec will be posting Genie Bouchard pictures.

Don't be bitter. You should not harbor hatred against the misguided

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Prime minister who kicks serious ass? He's a stupid fucking faggot.

I gotta say our darkies are a lot better though. Jamaicans are lazy, but they have nice voices

I think he was referring to his boxing "skills"

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This?

Literally a Jew.

Just because you don't know Canadian culture/history doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Now stop shilling and unite whites.

Yes. As you can see, there is some ass-kicking going on, but not to his credit.