I'm at strip club. Nobody's here. How do I end my misery?

I'm at strip club. Nobody's here. How do I end my misery?

you need jesus

Get a private dance and ask how much more you have to pay.

Take this shit to Sup Forums

Sage

Sounds like a perfect opportunity to redpill some strippers. Ask them if they're aware of the USS Liberty incident.

Walk out

By killing yourself.

Pay for a lap dance and just drop red pills on her the whole time. Then leave.

Order a nice spaghetti.

Easy VIP discount dummy

Go to a dindu club and say you voted for our Emperor.

This. You are always on duty user.

You're supposed to go there like 2, 3 am

yes, hello, have you consider free market

this is what makes Sup Forums great

>"Want a dance, sweetheart?"
>who can dance in a world where Israel dominates US foreign policy?
>"Pardon?"
>did you know the jews have been kicked out of every country they've ever inhabited?
>"that sounds like some nazi shit, hon"
>what is the ethnicity of the club's owner, Candy?
>"holy shit"

>Nobody's here.
what are you waiting for the guys to show up?
wtf is wrong with you? 20 strippers you yourself and STILL you bitches complain. kys

god bless you user, you're truly what makes this board great.

HELLO LADY DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE JEWS

It can't be later than 8:19 In The US right now so you are like really early bro.

Apex kek

Get on that stage and WORK IT GIRL!

Thanks user. I walked out.

Now find a gun store

ask for a famas

film it for us

shove your head between the girl with the largest tits and suffocate yourself.

>I'm at strip club.

There's your first mistake.

Even then, why is he sad about that.
>there is not fat sweaty truckers, perverts and men with sex addictions here with me

lmao

He wants to feel like it's ok for him to be there.

>I do drugs because everyone else is

>Let me tell you about the Jews

Drop the bomb OP.

This I don't know why this nigger didn't respond to OP but yea this.

>USS Liberty incident
wait can someone redpill m on this please?