Yfw the first person on mars is a minority woman

>yfw the first person on mars is a minority woman.

They can have it. They've bitched about having to share Earth with white men for so long I don't give a fuck anymore. Whatever it takes for them to leave.

We sent dogs and monkeys into space before we knew it was safe for white men. I think that's a great idea, user.

Mars is a shit planet anyway

Have to be trans* and disabled as well

>mfw she gets there first because she crashed the lander

>yfw when the first person on Europa is a Muslim man.

He would suicide bomb the rocket before it got there.

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>implying she would ever make it there without fucking up the mission through incompetence or simply chimping out in space

nice try but if she fucks up women will lose 100 years of progress. They would never risk it.

HOLY FUCK LMAO

What do you think her "that's one small step..." quote will be? I imagine it'll probably be pretty #woke.

I hope ALL minorities are sent to mars. For equality

As long as it's within my lifetime and not sponsored by the chinese I'll be happy.

Come on America, make space great again.

>year 2196
>the sole rocket leaving to mars carries the last white people on it
>lands on mars to form civilisation again
>some german woman has smuggled her pet syrian on board who kills everyone in their sleep

Ever notice that the same people who go on and on about how we can terraform Mars are the same ones that say we have to not drive cars or turn on the heat because of global warming?

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spbp

You just fucking know when Mars' Landing inevitably happens libshits will be busy crusading online on WHY ISN'T THE ASTRONAUT A BLACK DISABLED TRANSGENDER REEEEEEEEEE

Moon > Shit red rock

America needs to stop with these AA programs.

>year 2196
>the sole rocket leaving to mars carries the last white people on it
>lands on mars to form civilisation again
>some anglo woman has smuggled her pet jew on board who usuries everyone in their sleep

NOICE

Actually made me pretty sad

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let's start making Sup Forums about politics not race

who fucking cares who goes to mars, I want to know what is going to happen with the TPP

dumb fucking morons

Obviously she's in cryosleep and white or possibly asian men are at the remote controls.

>(u)

Good one....

we should give mars to japan.

massively funded massive japanese culture stronghold would btfo the globalists forever.

how will they get barbeque ribs to Mars?

So?

They've been sending monkeys to space for a long time. We have to make sure it's safe for humans before we go there.

hahaha nice picture dude! mind if i save it? :)

One less on earth.

It would be one giant safe space

What is the most Sup Forums approved heavenly body in the solar system?

But mars has no atmosphere, living on the moon would be easier.

I just got an image in my mind of the insane lefties crying on Twitter when the first foot on Mars is a white guy.

We don't deserve to leave Earth.

No, not progressive enough. A Minority LGBTQIAA disabled dyslexic Jew

"FUCK MEN GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Good for her! They don't just let anyone into space. When you get that far, you know she's earned it.

>she dies quickly and they don't allow anyone else to go cause feels
>is culturally enshrined, has home state renamed after her.

>yfw the first person to die on mars is a minority woman.

>my sides will be docking with the ISS as well

You have to be smart to be an astronaut

It wouldn't surprise me since everything "outer space" is completely fake.

WE WUZ SPAECMANZ N SHIET

women are absolutely stupid enough to risk it.

kek'vs maximvs

You mean a white woman?

>being this stupid

(((Jew)))Pieter

The way tge world/country is going I wouldn't be surprised

Earth is flat

Spbp

prf pls

Look out your window

we generally send monkeys to space first

to much clutter to see if flat or round

prf pls