White people Thanksgiving

>White people Thanksgiving
What are you going to do to about cell phones at the table this Thanksgiving? because you know there will be that one person who just has to be using their phone at the table.

ThanksJewgiving everyone Jew A.I.D.'s.

I'm pretty estranged from my family. I haven't celebrated thanksgiving or any holiday in 7 years. My birthday is on Christmas to

>celebrating genocide in 2016

Ironic that the cell phone addiction attack would made against white people considering I have never once in my life ever seen a black person not talking on the phone. They are literally always in the middle of a phone call.

In my home there's a simple rule.

Phones are turned off during dinner or other family time.

Phones that violate this rule are confiscated for a minimum of one month.

I don't know what they expect. Technology can't be stopped unless you forcibly remove it from people.

There actually won't be. My parents taught me to respect my family and enjoy the time I have with them, so I don't use my cel phone at dinner. My mothers parents, who were having thanks giving with, did the same with all their kids, and in the last 7 years we've had it with them and st least one of my mothers sisters or brothers and their families over, a cellphone hasn't been out during dinner. We just talk about stuff, and it's pretty great senpai desu

>That GBA in the upper left

Lol

i'm black and don't own a phone, nice to meet you

>browsing politico

>Lol
Fuck off, newfag

Tell them to put their phone away while we're eating, because I have a loving non-autistic family unit?

>confiscate kid's phone for a month
Way to fuck up their entire social development

We have never had a problem with cellphones at the kitchen table in my family, because we behave like an actual family.

>he doesn't know

lol

Wow this is so relevant in this day and age. I really hope this amazing thinker/artist is paid well. My almonds are fully activated

Isn't not having your phone when eating with company kinda a given?

Don't you have a dump truck sized spider to fight off, Straya? How do you have so much time for shitposting?

at the table? Don't think I've seen that in previous years. But aside from that I don't care because I'm just waiting for everyone to leave.

Apparently "PEOPLE USING SMALL ELECTRONICS IN PLACES THEY SHOULDN'T" is the bottomless well of Political Cartoon Humor

>Social skills through social media over social skills with your family

>inviting niggers over
wew lad

Who gives a shit? People that get butthurt about cell phones are petty little bitches.

>Politico

>not disciplining your child if they break rules you make

OH NO what a fucking travesty, little Timmy or Suzy won't be able to text their little retard friends for a month, how will they ever survive?

It's just going to be two for Thanksgiving, same as every year. We don't use our fucking phones at dinner.

Nah. Kid needs to learn how to survive at the most basic level. Its best to keep their focus on food and sex. Get your kids out of the house and not stuck on their phone so they can meet people and enjoy being a monkey.

The former is more important, in most ways. Don't delude yourself.

t. Guy who has steadily refused a Facebook for over a decade now

Will be too busy watching the game

>designing rules that will prevent your kids from maintaining social connections, convicting them to a life of loneliness

thanksgiving is a scam designed to sell you the same crap that you get at christmas a month early.
prove me wrong americlaps

Good job

I just ask people which shit porn they are watching when they pull their phones out. Most of the time they get the hint.

If breaking rules doesn't have a significant enough consequence then why even bother making rules in the first place? Weak punishments don't do anything but make it more likely for your child to disobey you.

Wow, look at all these +18 year olds that still live with their parents and go by dinner house rules. What an odd coincidence.

>we're reaching levels of good goy we didn't think possible

>flag
Nothin to see here folks

feels great

>significant enough consequence
Fucking your kid's social devemopment is not a good punishment. Not only does it fuck up their life, they will (rightfully) start to antagonize you for being the source of their problems

There are much better and more effective ways to punish a kid

>White People Thanksgiving
>Implying niggers and Mexicans aren't way worse about spending all god damn day on their phones

>1 month without a cell phone fucks up a child's social development for life
You'll never reclaim your title from Canada if you aussie's keep posting such shit-tier bait.

>prove me wrong americlaps

They wont.

Hey me too. I bet you get asked the same questions I used to get

You'd think so. But, no. I was at a Hawaiian restaurant to get some dinner and in walked a group of friends, all of them with their eyes glued to their phone. They talked to get their order and when they all sat down they glued their eyes to the phone.

Silent the entire time except for the sounds of their fingers. Then very rarely someone would show the group something on the phone, then right back to it. They didn't say anything and didn't bother to put their phones away even when eating. Was really weird. Didn't even say a thing to the server.