One off character who only appears in a few episodes has more magic and entertainment value then the entire movie and...

>one off character who only appears in a few episodes has more magic and entertainment value then the entire movie and book series he is parodying
What did maxwell atoms mean by this?

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I can't even imagine how autistic you would have to be to believe that.

How when my statements completely right? Every movie past the third is mostly teen shipping drama without any kind of interesting magic or good plots.

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I miss this show...

Go back to Sup Forums, autismo.

Even immature parody can be superior than one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the artwork is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character walked, the author wrote instead that the character's "went out to stretch his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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About time you showed up.

And to OP, the first three movies and their corresponding video games are actually pretty good. I read all the books too, but I literally read them over a decade ago. I don't remember much.

Hes completely correct. And the fact you cant remember much from the books shows how forgettable they were

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this is getting boring and predictable

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great gatsby was terrible why is it up there

What the fuck happened to Eris' design over time on this show?

She was perfect before they changed the style

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>Tolkein
>shit tier
Fuck off

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Flanderization. She became a lot more ditzy and comedic later on .

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Harry Potter didn't make out with Dumbledore's pet. One for Lionel.

I just realized the scar is an L for Loser. I feel so retarded.

Picture of Dorian Grey is also crap. It takes halfway through the book for the story to actually start.

Her design changed slightly like every other episode she was in.

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>Flanderization
exactly, which also badly effected both Billy and Mandy(the former going from stupid to full on retarded, and the latter becoming a one dimensional "angry tree stump")

This just reminded me that I used to think his scar was in the shape of the hands on a clock. I never realized it was L for Loser until the last time I saw this episode after the show ended.

True, but it’s still nowhere near as boring and predictable as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the artwork is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character walked, the author wrote instead that the character's "went out to stretch his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Have I mistakenly done enough drugs to post twice without realizing it?

Weird, I felt as if I read this post already

Agreed for the most part. The relationship bullshit got annoying af and made me hate Ron

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LORD MOULDYBUTT!

DEH

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>1984
>A shitty hateboner fanfic made by a rich aristocrat "socialist" (a literal SJW)
>Only promoted because of the Red Scare
>Any way better than Brave New World
You sir, have shit taste.

>The Great Gatsby
>On the same level of qualoty as Les miserables
>1984
>Not only slightly above the Garbage that was Brave new World.
Take yoyr shit taste and go you fucking heretic.

Orwelle was anything but an sjw you immature fuck

Call the neighbors, I want them to see this

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I only read To Kill A Mockingbird because it was required in my school. I don't remember it being bad, but from what I remember of the way it used symbolism, I can't say it was great.

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who the fuck likes faulkner. its godawful shit. i can appreciate dostoevsky and camus but faulkner is where i draw the line

>atlas shrigged
>anything but shit fanficiton about some conservitives fear mongering

Do they really ever do anything but fear monger?

Good point

VALDOMERO

Lord Moldybutt

Harry Popotes, or Orquito Potter. What the fuck were the dub people thinking.

I fucking love you and everything you stand for.

billy was retarded in the very first ep

>went out to stretch his legs
I read all the books over like 10 years ago and I do not remember this being that frequent. Is this just copypasta?

But he got way worse.

I don't know what's worse about Harry Potter. The fact that its just a shit series written by a cheap hack, the awful fandom, or the constant political protest bullshit it gets used for.
>herp derp trump is literally voldemort

Your autism.

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The issue isn't that HP is popular. The problem that it's been latched onto by moronic teen girls and antagonistic SJWs who keep getting pandered to by Rowling with her stupid tweets.
>hey remember this one side-character who never contributed anything? she was a jewish indian the whole time, please buy my books

>No Paradise Lost

I wish it were just teen girls. One of my old highschool classmates is still a big fan of the series and she's nearly 30 now.

That kid has the same hair as Jon Arbuckle.

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I like how they addressed her weird valley girl phase.

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Is saying Lord Moldybutt tantamount to saying... Macbeth?

>Criticism with argument
>Reasons make sense.Everything seems coherent
>No sources posted to proof his words
>No TL;DR for the lazy readers
>The only argument that seems to have "proof" shows in the last argument, where he talks about his repetitive use of a same metaphor
I give this a 7/10. It's always nice to see this
Leave a (you) if you have to add something
>Learn from this man when you want to criticize something you monkeys

Thanks, I made the thread just to post that.

>hypersphere
i wonder which board is behind that image

I don't care about the pasta but how much of that image is bait? It feels like bait

Not exactly Sup Forums but in the topic of parody characters being better the the originals, SAO-Abridged Kirito is better then actual Kirito

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When a large amount of stupid women with no taste enjoy something so horrible and is a plague on actually good cinema, their is a right to be pissed