Sup Forums, give Batista back to /asp/. We demand it

Sup Forums, give Batista back to /asp/. We demand it.

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so he can job to john cena again?
i think dave don't care about mandrama anymore.

no he's our big dumb retarded Hoss now

Only if you give us the big show. Sup Forums is all about the thicc

No. You said you hated him. He hates you too.

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he was a pretty memorable bad guy in the man with the iron fists as well
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fpbp

what's he gonna do, put on a diaper and cry?

Just you wait /asp/ soon all the good wrestlers will come to Sup Forums or Sup Forums and all you will be left with is Roman

WHY WOULD I RUN MY FINGER ALONG HIS THROAT?

Naw he jobbed to Bryan Danielson last time and then he quit

ding-dong diddly NO

That's cruel

>Implying Roman wouldn't be one of the first to receive a Hollywood push

I'm still fucking astounded by how much he has gotten better at acting.

Actually, he belongs to Sup Forums.

Not until he joins faze

Didn't wrestling fans all just boo him away the last time he came back?

" Bootista"

>Soytista.

Dude is trash on the mic. He's not going to film ever.

>Batista wants to come back as a heel for the new guys to increase their crediblity
>He gets made into a face instead and wins the rumble
>Most popular face in the company Daniel Bryan doesn't even get to compete in the rumble
>Batista is now Bootista
>Panic heelturn and have Bryan beat Bootista at mania to make it all good again
>Bootista joins Evolution and faces off against the shield
>Bootista wears bright blue while the rest wears black
>Bootista is now Bluetista
>Bluetista and Evolution get their shit pushed in by the Shield a bunch of times and he retires

> The complete failure of the SHIELD reunion
Even God didn't want Roman getting over

And now he's said if he comes back he only wants to work with HHH

Oh yeah, he has that huge old lunch box collection, doesn't he?

take him, and his shit movies

This he's transcended from capeshit to true kino

Why? We treat him better, feed him, and make him feel like a real star. You can't get him back even if we wanted to give him back. He's ours now.

/asp stands for /aspergers?

I didn't know there was a whole board for autism

I thought that was what the whole site was for

*blocks ur path*

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I have famously huge turds

How many Courics?

Put him in the middle between us and we'll see who he'll crawl towards

HE ONLY WANTED ME FOR MY SHORTS

Marvel please write and draw Drax as Bluetista.

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No. The last thing /asp/ needs is more wrestling.

He's constantly going on record about how he wants to have one more run and cap his career with a feud with Triple H, he even refused a Hall of Fame nomination because he wants to leave the door open for a return. Thing is, nobody would care, he's Bootista now.

I can't remember of a return people cared less about than Evolution reforming without Flair. Maybe JERRY LAWLER'S BIOLOGICAL SON, but that's it.

I've never read cape comics but I love these dopey ass marvel movies with corny jokes like these. I cracked the fuck up when they throw the jetpack on him and he rockets off screaming "MY NIPPLES!"

Drax gimmick would be fucking dimes

No. He and his sensitive nipples belong to us now.

How do i into wrestling, /asp/? Whats the best matches to watch first? All i know about wrestiling is that one ATLA episode and the paige sex tapes

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read Andre the Giant: Life and Legend by Box Brown, it's actually a neat reference in how the wrestling world works, showing that there's a lot of creative work behind the scenes to create interesting matches, talking about strategies to make things look interesting. The best is the story of Andre vs Hulk at Wrestlemania, where Andre is really struggling physically and how they arrange the match to get the most of Andre's limited mobility to make Hulk look powerful and triumph over an unbeatable bad guy. It's a great story.

Other than that, just start watching. The whole thing is just a very specialized soap opera with skilled stunt actors

What said, but also: check out multiple promotions, the style and presentation are so different, you might love one and hate the other.
Some entry tier stuff:
WWE for mainstream, clean 'soap opera' wrestling.
NJPW for a more sportslike aesthetic.
NWA for a low budget story-first approach.
Lucha Underground for hardcore and gritty soap opera wrestling
Stardom for good women's wrestling.
NXT to see scooped up indie top talent before they have to adapt to WWE's mainstream clean style.

Back to your hellhole

kill yourself

only if you bring back Chris Benoit