Coca-Cola Israel has developed a gizmo that makes selfie sticks look tame and normal in comparison. The company attached a camera-equipped base to a 500 ml Coke to create what it calls the "world's first selfie bottle." It automatically takes photos when it detects a 70-degree tilt, and you can transfer photos through its USB port.
engadget.com
Truly the greatest invention of the century.
I literally have nothing I can say about this thread.
Have a great day.
He have to go back
This is the most useless fucking thing I've ever seen
I thought Jews were supposed to be good at this type of shit
>Truly the greatest invention of the century.
this will make editing dicks into mouths 100 times easier
God damn I knew our obsession with technology was going to get bad once I started seeing VR hit the mainstream market but this is fucking cringeworthy.
Kek
Can I attach it to my cock?
pajeet, please
this
This was my first thought
does your cock have the girth of a 600ml coke bottle?
>retarded gimmick invention that will be forgotten about in a month
not really seeing a reason to care
Holy shit I'm glad I'm not the only one who went with that instinct
So these are the high IQ Jews we hear so much about...
Wake me up when it's over
This
>Abusing self centred retards for free ads
>Not smart
It only has the girth of a 500ml bottle
Doesn't everyone's?
How the fuck is this Sup Forums related?
Given my oral fetish, I'm somewhat cool with this, despite the awful commercialism and advertising in it obviously.
more jew marketing stunt for media coverage
sage
the jews did it
'murica
Ah, the perfect mix between geniality and stupidity
lol you guys are the best
>tilt camera
>no bottle
>free camera
coke is joke
>One eye on the shekels
>One eye on the streets
>Literally ensures the slurper is looking upwards beckoningly with lips apart
They are. You see, it doesn't matter if the object has a use. What matters is if the jew can sell it to you for shekels. Why bother creating useful things when you can sell junk and snake oil?
it's related to modern culture, which relates back to Sup Forums
Looks like fun
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ML
you look like fun bb
>shittytroll.jif
Yes, yes gweilo, keep making this buy, yes buy more meaningless things, we won't buy your countries and slowly outbreed you, no, no we making your friend....
Milliliter you fucking burger
Mega-lunch
It's approximately one-half of what you're supposed to drink with your Second Lunch™ brought to you by America, The United States of ©
In all fairness this could be useful.
If you see some dumb shits behind you doing dumb shit just take a swig and bam, instant reaction image
the measurement you americans should use
That word reminds me of a famous car brand..forgot the name, anyone has any clue?
It's just a silly piece of tech. I don't really understand why you would hate it.
Milichevy
exploitable/10
how is this not genius? poison the goyim, make them buy more poison, and make them get a rush by indulging in narcissism with every sip
no no ...
The shape of the logo looks something similar to this
.|l|l|l|.
Do you guys hate each other?
why do you want to know?, so you can steal it?
And the bants begin.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Thats one good fucking point my man.
Women are also 100% more likely to take coca cola selfies as well so added bonus of making them look like theyre sucking cock
Selfies and fizzy drinks are for children and women
and some of the manlets on Sup Forums
>ywn glass India, Palestine and Israel with nukes
Why would anyone even go out of their way to invent this? What the fuck is the point? It's a camera, that takes a picture of you drinking Coke, that's quite literally it.
Is this a new "hidden in plain sight" kind of spying? Marketing gimmick? I cannot even comprehend the whys behind this, who seriously thought that this was a good idea? Do normies actually buy into this fucking garbage? Are we truly living in the end times? At least of this age? Is this a sign a third world war will come somehow???
Check my numerals!
jeeps?
Kinda
Look who's talking, lulz
First thought too. Evey selfie taken with this is going to look like a dick sucking POV shot. Jews explain yourselves!
kek
Yep
If you count the i's l's and the t, it's the same number of |'s in the logo.
thnx m8
it's like poetic justice for contributing to the degradation of culture
>taste the filling
Now if only someone would replace the camera with a firing mechanism that shoots a shotgun shell into their face instead of taking a picture.
>taste the feeling
>eat the pain
Wait, what...
you need to connect the device to your computer
there is a chance when you do so you will have to install some stupid firmware that has a benefit for coke in some way to extract the images. or the images will come with some weird border that says coke on it, or some kind of coke watermark
although i do not know this for sure, i expect it will be the case
pretty sure this is intentional
This is fucking A M A Z I N G
THANK YOU SECULAR CAPITALISM =)
each picture is the same position and distance from face. Our good friends at Coca Cola are gonna have a pretty healthy database of faces once all this is through
>take that!
>taste the pain!
This is exactly what it's really about.
They know sex sells and guys are going to search out these photos for sexual reasons. Hot girls will get likes on their instagram and ugly girls will buy it for this reason. Some confused young guys will not understand and buy this because it's popular with girls and to be a part of the cool group and they will attract gay perverts.
This thing will be a smash hit and I will continue to hate people.
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Do you know anyone with the family name "Bukele"?
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