KELLY DOES IT AGAIN
KELLY DOES IT AGAIN
Bentley Morales
Aiden Price
>Hard rock
>Popular
God I fucking wish
David Flores
>Rap Band, again
Love it
Jack Gutierrez
*latest fad
Oliver Foster
>I
Hunter Evans
third worlder here
is that a new fashionable speaker that obeys voice commands?
Camden Brown
Even if it has nothing to do with American politics, Lady Liberty is ALWAYS there.
Thomas White
Yes
Asher Hall
Yes, and it's useless. You're just paying money for an extra outlet the CIA or FBI can use to spy on you, they may even sell your info to corporations like Facebook already does.
Caleb Nguyen
I fucking love Kelly.
Hudson Hernandez
It's an AI that interfaces with other smart devices and the internet in general, it allows you to control various appliances in your house, as well as stuff like lighting and heating, through voice commands. Before getting one I'd need a smart TV at a bare minimum to make it worth my time.
Liam Foster
but we all know it wasn't facebook fault, it was those darned russians again!
Carter Bell
Do people actually use all those voice activated devices? Most of them seem like they lose more time than the alternative.
It's like when I see people use their phone with earbuds, but use one hand to hold the phone and one to hold the mic close to their mouth. Defeats the purpose.
Owen Johnson
>Chris Evans' career in a nutshell
Isaiah Young
>another
Exactly the point, they're already so deep in there it doesn't fucking matter. I just want to be able to say shit and make it happen user. Ever since I watched Next Generation.
Evan Reed
>implying it's the Alphabet Spooks listening in and not dozens of corporations trawling over your life for data they can sell to anyone who asks
Eli Garcia
Will the data market crash at some point? Seems like a lot of speculation with little ROI right now.
Ethan Brooks
It already is, info companies are having to reach further and further, ad companies are downsizing now algorithms replaced devs and engineers, companies themselves are starting to favor less profitable flash ad campaigns that they dont need data trawling for.
Problem is it costs almost nothing to just keep trawlers running and maintained and storing data is also cheap so it wont really get smaller.
Aaron Sanders
Pretty much what I suspected. Targeted advertising never seemed that potent to me in the grand scheme of things.
Parker Campbell
It's a voice activated wiretap
Chase Sanchez
Targeted advertising shows me the same ad for the thing I don't want over and over again. It's kind of dumb.
Hudson Allen
I use mine to play music sometimes and that's it. My mom uses hers to turn on the living room light, and then realized there's an app you can use to do the same thing without talking and stopped using it for that.
As a side note, I hate it when people use voice search on their phones when they can easily type it in. I get it if your hands are full, but usually I see them do it while they're doing absolutely nothing.
Landon Green
Are we posting Kelly?
Isaiah Hill
Jonathan Hill
Luke Morales
it really depressed me to find out processed meats cause cancer because dang I really like salami
Anthony Wright
Oxygen causes cancer.
Colton Rodriguez
Gabriel Jones
the teen strips are consistently the funniest
Brandon Robinson
If you can feed yourself you aren't really missing out on much.
Luke Cooper
You know salami isn't cooked, it's aged like cheese?
Benjamin Robinson
>when you are fully aware that Kelly comics are satirical parodies
>Yet this one still rustles my jimmies
Damn you, Kelly
Kevin Carter
Kelly and Kelly edits are the best
Xavier Myers
>My mom uses hers to turn on the living room light, and then realized there's an app you can use to do the same thing without talking and stopped using it for that.
Doesn't a light switch achieve the same goal too, or is your light switch poorly placed or something?
Jacob Sanchez
All the edits are shit.
Zachary Young
dick cheese
Liam Lopez
they give you like a 2% higher chance to get cancer than white meats...
Owen Russell
Finally taking on Big Soy
Austin Parker
>Levar Burton
Always cracks me up
Leo Powell
that whole study was mostly about dried and processed meat, like salami, since the nitrites and nitrates used in the drying process are what causes the cancer
Dominic Lewis
RAP BAND!
Cooper Flores
its great for music. Im about to do something, i say "alexa, play metal" plays metal. I cant find my phone i say "call my phone" calls my phone.
Wyatt Morales
Sup Forums always says Kelly does it again. But doesn't he always do it? Would it be blasphemous of me to ask if Kelly has ever been wrong?
Oliver Johnson
and always crying
Michael Jones
>Would it be blasphemous of me to ask if Kelly has ever been wrong?
Of course not. It is through doubt our faith is reaffirmed because we see that he hath truly been wrong, we can believe all the stronger still for having our doubts rightfully removed.
Sebastian Collins
It's because there are people who completely, legitimately believe this one. Not terribly many, but some.
Ethan Rivera
Honestly I'd say that's a given on pretty much everything
Jonathan Scott
Yet this is a particularly stupid one.
Jonathan Smith
"Tofu Tycoons" still gets me.
Mason Gomez
Seems pretty useless.
Oliver Russell
Even if it's fucking stupid someone will genuinely believe it
Colton Reyes
Ian Peterson
Add "today's tasteless teens" to Kelly shirts I would buy.
Justin Bennett
Use this image wisely
Gavin Rivera
90's Slim Jim guy is dead?
Luis Rogers
First of all, it would make more sense if that was Randy Savage saying "Not Extreme!?" not the fucking slim jim guy
Henry Johnson
Jaxon Young
Owen Cox
Elijah Morgan
Justin Ramirez
I want a "Brooklyn" shirt
Brody Harris
Adam Edwards
Samuel James
Isaac Brooks
Andrew Richardson
Name me ONE thing that doesn't cause cancer.
Elijah Hall
Mason Reed
why do people like Kelly he just seems like another guy with radical opinions
Carson Cruz
RAP BAND!
Mason Bell
What is irony?
Eli Gonzalez
Michael Price
>disparaging Kelly
Lucas Barnes
>talking shit about Kelly
Justin Taylor
Shit, I have cancer from bad DNA or something. Nothing I did or didn't do would've made a difference.
Parker Cook
t. No Name Punk With An Axe To Grind
Henry Russell
I thought these were parodies, but this is what leftist unironically believe
Juan Lewis
Wholesome posting. Instead it kills one via diebetus.
Carson Rivera
>I didn't grow up, you must enable my eternal larval state
what about waking up to being alive?
Ethan Kelly
Shows me the thing I just bought for weeks. Fucking obnoxious.
Liam Evans
>loves vaping
Truly tasteless.
Andrew Brown
Why is that baby a nazi
Jaxon King
t. Guilt-Tripping Busybody
Sebastian Moore
Jacob Kelly
>Ho Chi Mint
Dominic James
Hundreds of thousands of people have died because of environmental policies in Western nations.
Wyatt Wood
Juan Sanders
This one fucking gets me because there are people in this country who believe this shit.
Evan Campbell
new favourite
Justin Hernandez
Jaxon Lopez
I love the ones where he's transparently angry about some innocuous issue with a specific product.
Jeremiah Garcia
>no citation
Ethan Wright
t. Zuckerberg
Jace Edwards
my fav of those
James Wright
>RAP BAND
>HARD ROCK
What is this? Late 90's?
John Smith
Owen Martinez
Joseph Lee
the xcom snaketits one is good
Kevin Russell
>FRENCH Vanilla
gets me every time
Brayden Walker
I thought it was the British.
Ethan Torres