Condorito thread

condorito thread

the women in this comic are THICC

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Mis primeras pajas

AMA

Why is the Chilean so degenerate?

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I'm just now realizing that that's not a little red hat; it's his comb/crest.

I don't get it, he doesn't look like he has anything to do with Doritos.

extremely high levels of testosterone

>"FLOP!" the comic strip
WHAT YEAR IS IT

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What kind of coffee shop is this?

has anyone ever looked at him and said "HOLY SHIT A TALKING CHICKEN"

If thread is alive tomorrow I'll post some of my Condorito's collection.

kek and also erect

-This is my chance to ask her out.
-excuse me Miss Belagamba, Can I talk to you for a moment?
~Oh! Who are you and what do you want?
-I'm an admirer.
~OK, but I have to go out to the stage.
~Can you be brief?
- Wou y g ot wth m!!!
PLOP!

-Hi Condorito! What are you thinking?
- In the girl I met last week.
- How is she?
-AAAhhh She's a Beauty!
- Her hair is gold, ruby lips, emerald eyes!
-Are you thinking on getting married?
- That's my doubt? I don't know to marry her or sell her!

~Honey! I'm here!
- Ah finally! Puff!

~ Young ones! Don't you have other place for this?
- Yes ma'am... But I'm still trying to convince her!

-Look I would...
-no more words... the beautiful Zoraida will dance for you!
-No, no!
-Then let yourself be charmed by Islaquim!
-Neither. I...
- And the special Zamara? Like out of the one thousand and one nights!
Wait, gentelman... your girls are really beautiful. But the one I need is the italian consul. Can you do anything?
- Huummm... yes, but I must warn you that bringing the consul to dance for you, will be very expensive!

PINGAS?

Hue.

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>Good evening Miss, I'm from Limpiarex company!
>And what do you want?
>I've come to clean all the windows in your house because it's impossible to see through them!
>There must be a mistake!
>There is no mistake, I have the order right here!
>But there must be a mistake because I didn't call you!
>Not you, but your neighbor tells me he can't see anything!

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pratfall
>pratfall every punch line
plop!

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"Look at the balloons. I would pick the red ones."
"I'm with the pink"
"I'm with the black ones"

Purdy gud.

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OK I laughed.

That Chinese(?) guy looks legit horrifying.

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>why is the chilean
latinos in general

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They just like to have a good time. I'm never happy myself. I wish I could have a good time

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>I'm never happy myself. I wish I could have a good time
You can. Just go with a hooker.

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That reminds me to post this.

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Jesus Christ, I'm in stitches.
And Condorito didn't even glance in that direction.

exijo una explicacion y salsa

>conventional proportions
>thicc

Are you illiterate or just retarded

I fucking hate Condorito for being so widely known. I'd rather Mampato being as massive as Condorito.

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I'll never not be thankful for this. Thanks user.

By the way, I keep searching for lewd strips in the post-Pepo era from 2000 to 2006. Do you guys have any sort of download hub for Cobdorito?

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That's awful. And hilarious.

One I want to go to.

Its just a tease unless they let you fuck them.

wut

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Is she saying “I’m Angolan” and he thinks she’s talking about a country but she means Angola is her boyfriend?

My grammar sucks so I’m not sure how the joke works.

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translation pls

>Hey girl, I didn't think I'd see you here!
>Me neither, small world, right?
>I saw you on the cover of a magazine last week! Congratulations!
>Thanks, and for the cover I was offered a role in a movie.
>Really?
>Yes, but I turned it down.
>Why?
>Because in one of the scenes I had to walk completely nude through a garden of flowers
>...and I'm very allergic to pollen...

What she says can mean both, I'm from Angola and, I am Angola's

spanish is different from english, for example if you say
yo soy de marte = I am from mars
yo soy de plastico = I am made of plastic
the original spanish from spain is a clusterfuck of grammatical rules that were toned down by latinos in order to make it easier and faster to speak, so they omit words and let the brain fill the empty spaces according to the situation, comedians use this to make silly jokes that won't work without context, for example the joke there is that Condorito believes she's from angola the country but instead there's some kind of double entendre so she's basically saying that she belongs to the man named Angola. plop!
you can not laugh now.

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So are Chilean girls really as attractive as portrayed in this comic?

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It can be translated to "I am of Angola" for a much simpler interpretation that works in translation

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I thought it was a Keebler Elf.