Neocons are Khorne

Neocons are Khorne
((( chosen ))) are Tzeentch

Which ideologies are Slaanesh and Nurgle? I would say SJWs are Slaanesh because of their lack of a moral compass, but Nurgle seems like a good representation of cultural marxism.

Nurgle is communists. Stagnation and pestilence

Then what is Slaanesh? Normies?

SJWs like you said

So what's the distinction between an SJW and a Marxist? Aren't they the same thing- two peas in the same cultural marxist pod?

Talking about oldschool Stalinist version where even looking like an SJW will land you a nice trip to a work camp to appreciate just how much the politburo loves you

Where would Sup Forums fit best? (inb4 God Emperor)

I mean, it's pretty much Imperium of man...

Waging perpetual war for a guy who died 10,000 years ago in an oppressive theocracy sounds like a Ted Cruz supporter's wet dream

Khorne = niggers
Tzeentch = jews
Slaanesh = asian
Nurgle = poo in loos

Tzeentch = Jews/Zionism
Khorne = Muslims/Islam
Slaanesh = Degenerates
Nurgle = Obese fat people
Orks = Niggers
Tyranids = Chinese/India
IG+SM = Western World
Eldar = Japan
Tau = Socialist Scandinavia
Necrons = Existensalism/Nihilists

You wouldn't say the same if it were a Jesus/Hitler/Trump hybrid.

Actually obese fat people would fit just fine under Slaanesh.
Nurgle isn't about being fat, it's about accepting the system and perpetuating it in power. Stagnation.

So they'd be the Republican establishment basically?

Checked

Nurgle is HAES
Slaanesh is degenerates

Isnt Slaneesh about striving for perfection and pleasures?

Nurgle I associated with stagnation yes and obese people are stagnate since they barely moves except when they have to eat or shit.

Yeah that's perfect. Traitor cuckservatives exist in every western society. They are our Nurgle cultists.

So will el horned rato join the chaos gods again and bring the emperor of mankind down?

Slannesh has a morbidly obese fat guy as one of his planets.

Force for good-ish, but mostly do stuff for the lulz, laughing God.

Nurgle's Master Race Reporting IN!
*vomits*

ITT: people who don't know shit about the Warp.

Slaanesh is the god of excess first and foremost
Extreme pain, pleasure, etc

Sup Forums = Malal/Malice

The Chosen have some pretty sweet servants.