Wow this is actually pretty accurate

Wow this is actually pretty accurate

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Why is she still wearing high heels with the lingerie? You're supposed to take them off once you put your tush on the bed.

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that's not what happens in porno's

I'll admit, the Ant-Man and Thanos one made me chuckle. The rest are super hot takes with highly witty innuendoes too clever for me.

>DUDE SZEX LMAO
Imagine finding this funny

>Not having her wear heels throughout

Have you even had sex faggot?

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Well, you obviously know porno doesn't translate well to actual sex.
>risking ripping your bedsheet with your high heels just to please some autists
You sound like a virgin.

Risk ripping your bedsheets?

Are you for real?

Are you genuinely retarded, user? You do know how heels look like, right?

C'mon, fire up the rule 34.

>t.Incel

Man Of Steel
- Long, boring date where he bores you with his first year philosophy 'enlightenment'. Then when he gets to the bedroom he screams with every thrust and makes it a loud and miserable affair.

Batman V Superman
- Man of Steel 2.0, but second year.

Suicide Squad
- Thinks he is quirky and different, is actually a try hard normie

Wonder Woman
- Cute, nice and naive for most of the time, but fucks up the climax by being loud, ugly and annoying. Related to Man Of Steel.

Justice League
- Man of Steel trying to mend his ways, but getting really bad advice. Comes off as bipolar.

Can we have one fucking thread?

Man, she is a slut.

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go back to your baby-shit, faggot

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Plus if the shoes are strapped on you can lift both legs up, grab both the heels and just whale on her twat like crazy.

>but you'll rip mommy's finest bed sheets!
Fuck off faggot, life is for the living.

Using this analogy wouldn’t the Avengers movies be orgies with all of her exes?

...and a short balding fatass jerking it in the corner shouting “more quips!”

Thor Ragnarok would be getting double teamed by two hunks then.

Iron man 2 is a threesome with Widow and Tony

I want to see the one about Black Panther.

Please tell me she did one about Black Panther.

All women are sluts. It’s not worth getting mad about anymore.

No, Disney pays them by the thread, not by post.
And since it's 0.05 cents per thread, they need A LOT of them.

>Thinks he is quirky and different, is actually a try hard normie
But that's all the big 2 movies.

to be fair the DCU is pretty shit but it is getting old at this point

It's actually per post but multiplied by the number of direct replies. This means it's not worth a whole lot to just make as many posts as you can, the most efficient way to make money is to make GOOD posts that get a lot of attention.

Most agencies do just a flat rate per comment, but Disney's are far more aggressive and hires people with experience rather than just mass outsourcing.

All humans are sluts

It's actually very accurate, and it makes you think about how shitty the phase 1 movies were except for IM, and how average were the phase 2 movies.

I really wish there was a way to enforce the 18+ rule on this site.

Get fucked mods

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Marvel: the one for dumb hedonists.

is being a marvel fan really like getting constantly fucked by franchises you used to love and cant even remember why?

I wish Norton wasn't so hard to work with. He was so much better than Ruffalo.

damn, women really are whores

Look at this kid thinking women dont have sex

>GOTIS + capeshit

Huh, it's an abomination.

I hope the artist is a girl, but somehow I think I'm wrong.

I think that's just being a comic fan in general.

Agreed, he made that movie for me. Otherwise, it'd have been like Godzilla. A lot of waiting around for a big dumb monster to show up and play out some action scenes.

It's Dorkly. I understand your sentiment, but I also think that you're wrong.

>Dorkly
why are these geeky sites that havent been relevant for 8 years now still active?