Trump bro walks up to your qt 3.14 gf and slaps her on the ass. Yells "Go cook my fucking burrito bitch" to you. What do you do?
Trump bro walks up to ur gf and slaps her on the ass. What do you do?
Fight.
Then after well all go for a pint and wait for all this baiting to blow over
Punch him in the fucking face because I've done jiu jitsu for 6 years and know how to fight.
I tell the bitch to do like the man says and go cook me.a fucking burrito.
Nothing, because he'll be striking thin air.
> gf
Look at him like he is a complete retard and grab him by the pussy.
I GIVE PERMISSION TO MY WOMAN TO SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE.
nice genes, would let gf cook for him and hopefully work out a way for him to both hook up and
>tats
nevermind, garbage genes
>almost 2017
>having a gf
>implying you have a girlfriend
>implying you're not gay
Slap my girl
Clearly she need l made eye contact with another man
It's going to be anal tonight
Not going to use lube
She's starting to do this on purpose
I think she likes it
Have him arrested for assault and battery, then sue him for damages.
>profit
Wonder why I am suddenly straight and then suck his dick
Joke's on him, he can't reach it.
>projecting again
>you have neither a gf nor a gun
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah
What a strange fetish to have
IKTF
>Nothing, because he'll be striking thin air.
> gf
>/thread
grab him by the pussy
give him his burrito
/thread
Now I want a burrito.
I was wondering what to eat for lunch. Think you guessed figured that out for me
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Not as strange as dem doublin' digletts
I carry brass knuckles. In all honesty id probably just break his collarbone and leave
I punch the guy in the face
he punches me
we punch each other
afterwards laugh and go for beer with defeated foe
if to beta to do the same you should head for /r9k/
>your qt 3.14 gf
lol good 1 m8. My gf is a fucking moose
You do the slapping
/thread
Stab him of course
Gay
>go for beer with "foe"
>im an alpha male
lol
Me too.
Ask her to make me one too
He's got a point babe why aren't you in the kitchen
Point at the nearest black guy. Yell 'He just said NASCAR sucks!!' Watch as the white guys play the Rodney King Home Game....
Kek..