Trump bro walks up to ur gf and slaps her on the ass. What do you do?

Trump bro walks up to your qt 3.14 gf and slaps her on the ass. Yells "Go cook my fucking burrito bitch" to you. What do you do?

Fight.

Then after well all go for a pint and wait for all this baiting to blow over

Punch him in the fucking face because I've done jiu jitsu for 6 years and know how to fight.

I tell the bitch to do like the man says and go cook me.a fucking burrito.

Nothing, because he'll be striking thin air.

> gf

Look at him like he is a complete retard and grab him by the pussy.

I GIVE PERMISSION TO MY WOMAN TO SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE.

nice genes, would let gf cook for him and hopefully work out a way for him to both hook up and

>tats
nevermind, garbage genes

>almost 2017
>having a gf

>implying you have a girlfriend

>implying you're not gay

Slap my girl
Clearly she need l made eye contact with another man
It's going to be anal tonight
Not going to use lube
She's starting to do this on purpose
I think she likes it

Have him arrested for assault and battery, then sue him for damages.

>profit

Wonder why I am suddenly straight and then suck his dick

Joke's on him, he can't reach it.

>projecting again

>you have neither a gf nor a gun

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah

What a strange fetish to have

IKTF

>Nothing, because he'll be striking thin air.

> gf
>/thread

grab him by the pussy

give him his burrito

/thread

Now I want a burrito.

I was wondering what to eat for lunch. Think you guessed figured that out for me

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Not as strange as dem doublin' digletts

I carry brass knuckles. In all honesty id probably just break his collarbone and leave

I punch the guy in the face

he punches me

we punch each other

afterwards laugh and go for beer with defeated foe

if to beta to do the same you should head for /r9k/

>your qt 3.14 gf

lol good 1 m8. My gf is a fucking moose

You do the slapping

/thread

Stab him of course

Gay

>go for beer with "foe"
>im an alpha male
lol

Me too.

Ask her to make me one too

He's got a point babe why aren't you in the kitchen

Point at the nearest black guy. Yell 'He just said NASCAR sucks!!' Watch as the white guys play the Rodney King Home Game....

Kek..