Heres your DC spider-man,bro

heres your DC spider-man,bro

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Right on time. I was worried you weren't going to make this thread again.

To catch everyone else up:
>Sideways is fun
>Sideways is shit
>Something about Damage sucking
>Latino superheroes are white if you think about it
>Killspeed is a dumb name
>That ass
>Literal harem anime
>His mom is Tempest Fignaut
>His mom is going to die in issue 4
>Morrison won't be on the run for long my dad is DiDio
>Heimiposter to the rescue
>Venom duck
>New villain looks like Dennis from It's Always Sunny
>Hurr hurr Spider-Man is still great!
>Marvel stole from DC
>DC stole from Marvel
>WOW FINALLY SPOT HAS HIS OWN RUN
>Salesfags come barging in
>Floppies don't sell, digital as well
>America Chavez is tacked in somewhere
>Do it for Her poster hasn't updated his Ernie images yet
>He's gonna get with that nerd that said "Hello" to him in the hall

Now that you're caught up, commence the shitposting.

>No complaining that Rocafort will leave after issue 5

SEETHING!!!

Thanks user.

Why do you guys keep shilling this mediocre comic book?

It’s not good at all

This is a surprisingly solid list, my man
I wonder if one day we’ll get threads as comfy as some Spider-Man threads can be

Also, Killspeed (because my speed KILLS) is a pretty dumb name

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based summary poster

I don't care how dumb her name is just so long as she gets lots of porn

that booty tho

>You know why they call me Assjizz?

But that's clearly the Spot.

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Because her Ass Jizzs?

Took you long enough to post

The spot is a Mirror Master rip off anyway

Both a great characters but di Mirror Master ever trick his hero into punshing himself?

Imagine being this assblasted. I wish Spider-Man books didn't suck either, user, but grow thicker skin

I’m more mad that all Sideways threads just get derailed by Spider-Man posting. What is this, 2008?

I like how you included my theory that mom is Tempest

Well its going to happen given the likeness, so might as well roll with it. We should be asking the extent of Sideway's powers since we haven't seen him fight yet

Posting these for anyone who hasn’t seen them
I like Sideways, he’s new

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No, this is my DC Spider-Man.
That one is okay too though

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Marvel did sideway twice.

What happens to Nightcrawler?

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What will be Ernie's name when she becomes a villain? I think the Not-Venom will bond with her. It's something I can see happening.

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I dunno, I haven’t seen enough of this yet. Only two names have been either 10/10 (Sideways) or painfully 5/10 (MY SPEED K I L L S), so I can see it being something cheesy like “Diagonal”

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>Irish descent
>hoody to face to hair makes the ireland flag
.....coincidence??

Man Spider-Man is virtually pointless, no one cares about his eternal workaholic life and adventures anymore? MCU fucking pretty much has the entire Marvel setting centered around the Avengers instead of a unique hero per franchise.

>harem anime
>the main character is physically attractive and muscular instead of just average

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And that’s all I got

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So I'm guessing she's his Norman Osborne?

>Irish descent
>Irish people/the country mentioned in any kindof way
Dropped. Micksare always a sign it's going to be terrible. see Liam Neeson films, hellboy 2 etc.

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he looks like Wolverine's 16 year old brother

>Derek is even adopted

D-does that mean his mom is an option?

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I like.
I'm curious what kind of effect it will have on Sideways if it bonds with him.

He’s more handsome in the actual book.

Finally! A Homo Habilis superhero!

>another black spidey

boring

He's not black

he's an ambiguously brown puerto rican

Dayum, that's one great ass.