>tfw no omnipotent gf
Tfw no omnipotent gf
Carson Wright
Thomas Long
Is this the Anti Spiral's gf?
Easton Reyes
>waifuing a goddess
nope, not after last time
Andrew Diaz
Can an omnipotent gf make your dick so big that she won't be able suck it?
Asher Cooper
>omnipotent
>women
Connor Gonzalez
This user is asking the real questions!
Luke Morris
I have an impotent gf thats kinda close right?
Hudson Cook
They sure act like they do!
Aaaah that was cheap.
William Harris
How can she suck your dick without a mouth?
Nathaniel Rivera
You fool! Why would give EVEN more power to women?
Zachary Wilson
You're dating a tranny?
David Hall
That is one gigantic cosmic entity there.
Jonathan Myers
I wanna fuck that infinite cosmic entity
Jaxon King
If you were omnipotent wouldn't you be a woman too?
Kayden Sullivan
Why are higher-plane-of-existence waifus so good bros
Tyler Barnes
>You notice that she's basically naked.
William Gonzalez
If I were omnipotent I would rather live a couple lifetimes as ONE sex before getting bored and deciding to be the other.
Jace Turner
Boy are you on the wrong board.
Brandon Evans
It hurts, user.
Xavier Rogers
The vast cold cosmic emptiness of this goddesses holy sanctuary. Floating inside of it. I wonder what it feels like.
Joshua James
If I was omnipotent I would become a sexless mass of erogenous zones with differing levels of sensitivity.
Jonathan Kelly
Infinite vaginas
Maybe more
Caleb Johnson
I'd be a mass of body horror hoping to engulf all intelligent life into a single hivemind. After that I'd be a chick with a dick.
Nathan Phillips
Yeah but I'd fuck it up because I'm into /ss/ so it would be an eternal moment of looping cute boys doing cute boy stuff and I'll get snuffed by some other omnipotent being who didn't do nothing but laze around for eons.
Julian Evans
But user she can make her mouth infinitly big.
You're asking 'Stone God Can Not Lift question'
Nathaniel Miller
>not loving your collective shotas enough to win and expand the /ss/verse until all planes of reality and unreality are smiles that will never fade
Nicholas Richardson
what happened last time, user?