Anyone else notice javascript is a scam? jew plot?

constant small errors I am being conditioned to think are my misclicking a mouse but are totally planned part of the site to slow down users
scam
I blame the bilderberg jews
I think swi prolog
happstack.com
racket
chicken scheme
aidaweb smalltalk webmaker
lisp core server
picolisp
gnoga ada
are better web tools
oracle is cancer
hiter was right
keknuggets with hot mustard suace please

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Wtf does Oracle have to do with JavaScript?

You probably have adware. Or just a really shitty browser.

its behind java and the javacript ecosystem being pushed as the ad integration platform of choice
also oracle is evil cancer
just felt like slagging it
while Im talking of the good
I put down the bad
www.cat-v.org for more
also see rmox and plan9

openbsd + icewm + chrome
poop scooper

What?

I don't know man. I keep .js disabled unless it breaks the site I'm trying to view.

Don't try to backpedal with cryptic nonsense you totally just mixed up js and java

Something is wrong with that picture...

Has it been edited?

no
you misread
because you are stupid
and cant separate concepts
java was mentioned and js was as well
2 different things
oracle is cancer
the move to js in general is cancer as well
mainly due to ad injection and more control from server side of browser
you are stupid and assumed I mixed the two
instead of parsing it as a list of bad things

>using a browser with gui
Lynx masterrace unite!

porn demands it
firefox wont work well...
maybe I should try nixos?
netbsd?
havent ran netbsd for yearss///or tried nix.....
Im too much a fag to run plan9 or rmox

what's the fuckn point of browsing an imageboard with lynx?
at least use w3m, you pleb

why are
you writing
like this
are you
autistic?

AAlib exists. Damn kids. Now get the fuck off my lawn!

>not using noscript
without it i could not visit certain websites on this little laptop i have. Mainstream websites often have 16+ scripts that need to load and with no script i only run 2-4 to get the site functional

No I am free software research scientist.
Highly paid.
www.happstack.com
thats one of the gifts I gave you
just open the link and look
notice you dont need postgresql any more
swi prolog web tools do the same
replace whole lamp stack
gnoga ada is wild same code mobiel desk web without need for any js
man this is redpill cluster bomb and you are still fighting me
just think for a change
then youtube yaron brook
and 'kirk thorium'

>constantly running a different dependency to convert images to ASCII in real time instead of natively displaying them
nice bloat

site has no faq
sum up whats it for?

See for yourself:
youtube.com/watch?v=gwBBoB1eiac

Kek

i dunno wtf the OP is trying to say but the misclicks happen to me sometimes, its my shitty mouse tho

however the japanese jew is surely trying to slow the site down, the captchas sometimes need 10 clicks to get through, and some times during morning in EU its basically impossible to post a pic

www.prevayler.org
picolisp

colorforth

more red pills! are u reeling?

>Haskell for the web
Are you nuts?

I'm a little clueless, but very inspired, and a little intimidated. Webknowledge god of vertical text, bless me more!

>governments disallow for JavaScript (in-house), so websites that don't have fallbacks for JavaScript-free browsing cannot be visited by government employees, or simply don't work for government employees
>healthcare.gov requires javascript to function

also
>Google will never promote websites that offer decent javascript-free experiences
>because it hurts their bottom line, due to their money making reliance on Google Analytics

So, yes, JavaScript is a scam. Hopefully future browser specifications will allow for a lot of the JavaScript functions that are most commonly used to be preformed by later versions of HTML and or CSS. Then we can finally purge the abomination that is JavaScript.

I luv you Soleil Moon Frye!