Why do people ship this?

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People ship everything.
This did not need to be a thread.

People ship anything and everything. Why do you think that your idiotic question that can be solved with an absolute minimum of logic deserves it's own thread?

it's not necessarily idiotic - u could wave away the whole thing with ur admittedly correct blanket response, but i think OP's query hides within it a much better question: why do SO MANY people ship this. it makes no sense - one's a strangely deep-voiced child, the other's a floating ageless geometry problem. where the hell is the appeal in that?

i think it all comes down to their antagonistic dynamic and cipher's mild rapeyness, and the ... "problematic" nature of their relationship which drives tumblr wild - positively and/or negatively, depending on a variety of strange, difficult to predict factors

like, this 12 year old, in a few years, judging by the fan art, about 4, can get macked on by this millenia-old anthropomorphized triangle, and that's ok and all, but if it's this voting age college student and a 17 year old high school kid, it's suddenly weird. tumblr is unpredictable

Shippers are cancer

Tumblr is a bunch of "righteous" hypocritical horny people. Sort of like Frollo but with immature women and underage girls

And i thought Blossom x Aku was cringey

Young girls have a pretty common and strong abusive relationship fetish.

They like the idea of being with a man that can treat them like shit if they want - but they are special - they can make him caaaare, and love them.

Its basicaly the attraction to a dangerous hound that can flip and crush you at any moment, but you are able to kind of control.

Same reason they always turn Bill Cipher into a generic anime prettyboy: because they're huge fucking faggots.

>hound
>flip
>crush

Fix your imagery, user, Jesus. When I think "dog" and "dangerous", I don't think of their potential to crush me like an elephant.

Crush can mean "violently subdue"

>Why do you ask questions user. It's so logically to me so why don't YOU get it?
are you this stupid?

True. Remember, these are the people who stalk the actors that play Oliver and Felicity on Arrow, and photoshop porn of BBC Sherlock fucking the Winchesters in Homestuck fetish gear.

>Young girls have a pretty common and strong abusive relationship fetish.
>They like the idea of being with a man that can treat them like shit if they want - but they are special - they can make him caaaare, and love them.
That's actually a pretty fucked up mentality to have for a relationship. Like, that's literally stockholm syndrome, the idea that whoever is keeping you in such an abusive one-sided relationship is actually a really nice person and you can help them, people just don't understand your love.

Let's hope this is just an escapist fantasy for them otherwise I'd be worried.

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Word choice, user. A dog doesn't crush in the literal sense like a gargantuan behemoth or the ruthless warmonger Caesar.

A dog is a pack animal. It flanks its prey, cuts off escape. A dog bites. A dog tears flesh from bone. Crush is definitely not the word to use.

I think its (mostly) something that you leave when you grow.

Fanfiction and Shojo are full of shit like that, as well as tumblr fanart.

But its not like Sup Forums is much better than that, this is the board that worship Azula.

Don't let women direct your relationship or it'll be exactly that fucked up.

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Don't forget the borderline pedophilia Loud House threads. But yeah, it just worries me because I know that there are people out there that unironically want a relationship like the Joker and Harley Quinn, ignoring the very obvious abuse and power control that goes. Shit's wack yo.

>actually pretty fucked up
u think?

>Let's hope this is just an escapist fantasy for them

judging by popular media and popular male sex figures, it mostly IS an escapist fantasy - except for those poor few whose understanding of reality seems to doom them to fucked up relationships. it seems to be strangely common among women to believe that they can "fix" abusive assholes, flatten their edges, make them nice. i find it quite bizarre

puts the whole "love yourself" relationship advice in context. people often throw their entire beings into relationships, forgetting their individual character

>he thinks Sup Forums is any better

Besides that these girls dont want to get into a relationship with their stick and bones abusive anime boys, they just want them to fuck one another. They actually want the big Jamal penis like every other girl.

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Men and women tend towards different fetishes anyway.

There is a reason for why women tend to be sub, and gravitate towards fetishes like being choked. Its just a....weird evolutionart thing, I guess.

You can imagine that the instinctive attraction towards bad boys come from the desire to have an alpha male to protect the children and put the rivals in their place. Like Crumb said, women are attracted mostly towards power.


Man, both people that you quoted commented that Sup Forums is not better than that. You are one board away of a thread about girls farting on some guys face. I am not even saying that this is good or bad, just something that happens, and is mostly escapism anyway.

Also, the boys usualy exist as self inserts. Thats in part why they usualy look more feminized on tumblr art.

>people out there that unironically want a relationship like the Joker and Harley Quinn

i mostly chalk that up to immature facebook girls who can't separate reality from fantasy. but i've found the popularity of that and the twilight series to be very strange in this age where even s&m fantasy is supposed to be socially responsible

Expecting people to have common sense is stupid now? Do you have some developmental disability?

>Also, the boys usualy exist as self inserts. Thats in part why they usualy look more feminized on tumblr art.

for some reason, i just cannot agree with that assessment. i know it makes sense, but there's something about it that my instinct says is just not right. i know there's probably a self-insert aspect, but i don't think it's the central reason their bottom boys look like girls

i'd say the reason ukes look like that is the simple narrative need for masculine and feminine roles in a relationship. for young women who havent ever been in relationships, it must probably be difficult to think of one where there are two dominating masculine partners and two reactionary feminine ones, though tumblr tends towards the latter these days, which has become quite boring

>Expecting people to have common sense is stupid now?

Have you seen the news these days?

>this is the board that worship Azula.
like, how could you not?

Young girls, think teens like young looking boyish men, when they grow up the taste sometimes changes and sometimes doesn't. It's similar to men where some like muscle girls, some tall sticks and some short chubby ones. The stereotype that all women like athletic guys with a generic handsome face is so popular mostly because those guys simply have the confidence to talk to women so naturally they get more attention, and because people rarely admit to having tastes different than the perceived standard in public so you rarely see either men or women say that they like fat people or anything that's not considered the norm.

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