Nice, I just jacked off to interracial porn and shrugged when he won
Julian Powell
>be superior CET timezone >decide to spend the night on comfystreams with other Sup Forumsacks >results slowly start rolling in on CNN >AWOOOO spam after every state is confirmed >suddenly florida >shit's looking tight >chat is filled with "WE WW3 NOW" and REEEE spam >trump somehow pulls out a 1% lead after nail biting half an hour >more state results start flooding in >hot wolfgirls screaming AWOOO cover half of my screen >by this time it's like 4-5 AM >CNN calls CA as soon as it opens >"h-haha c-clinton camp must be feeling relieved, r-right?" >increasinglynervousman.jpg >michigan and wisconsin start pulling ahead >NYT swinging to 95% trump win chance >CNN confirms florida is trump's after 2 hours of ignoring results while every other MSM calls it >rest of the night is AWOOO spam until Trump gets on stage >smugfuck.jpg >mfw
I stayed awake until 3 AM the next night fapping to liberal tears. Made $300~ from an earlier bet, one of the best nights of my life. God bless you, burgers.
Gavin Johnson
>pick up gf from her mom's >order pizza and smoke a bowl >eat, watch looney tunes and check results and Sup Forums periodically >nod off around midnight >wake up at two and check results >giggle >wake up gf to tell her the news, feigning sorrow >next day lib friends text me bitching about the results >laugh
John Barnes
Thank you based friend
Your energy contributed to us making the world great again
also forgot that fucker that was frantically tapping blue squares on screen for like 4 hours holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in ages
>h-here we can see all votes haven't been counted yet >t-this area will give democrats more votes a-as you can see there's still some left >s-she can still win
Cooper Martinez
I think I know who you mean, he's not so bad
Christian Bennett
>turn on TV around 4:30 EST >see first exit polls from CNN, they're about issues/policy and look to be universally 5% against trump >figure he's got about a 50% chance to win at that point >florida comes in and goes red initially, flips to blue, red, then blue around 30% >start shitting myself a bit when she has a few hundred thousand vote lead in FL >when FL is close to 70%, look at the map and realize the math slightly favors him with the unreported panhandle counties >sigh of relief >initially optimistic about VA but when his lead drops to 6% figure he's done >not terribly anxious about OH and NC early on >MI, WI and PA start coming in, surprised as hell by Johnson and Toomey doing good and think that's a good sign >OH has flipped by now, NC about to and WI is looking good >when he has a 4% lead in Wisconsin with 70% in I figure the election is over >still keep watching, hopeful that he takes Minnesota and PA but figuring Michigan is lost with Wayne County votes >Laughing maniacally all throughout the night, watch his speech and finally go to bed at about 7AM >wake up a little disappointed that he's going to lose MN and NH, and Ayotte is behind That's about all, fun night
Jack Allen
>mfw CNN finally called Florida >mfw dat Pennsylvania surge And I knew Trump had won.
Jeremiah Powell
>spend all day writing up facebook posts about why HRC is going to be a bad president >trump wins, fml, wasted a day for nothing
Charles Baker
>stay up until 2AM watching results >Florida looks like a fucking police light switching between red and blue all night >heart is racing >Ohio finally called for Trump >CALL FLORIDA ALREADY >Michigan and Minnesota both looking Trump >is it happening? >PA going red, NC going red, Florida called for Trump >Sup Forums is going ape shit >CTR committing suicide in threads >Minnesota and Michigan seem locks for Trump >didn't win Nevada but who cares, won PA, NC, FL, MN, MI >go to sleep knowing the god emperor won
All in all it was a great night to MAGA.
Evan Powell
>be in brazil >can't sleep all night >literally have a dream about Trump giving win speech >wake up at 4AM all sweaty and heart beating fast >check Florida is blue then turns red >decided to try to go to bed >can't fall asleep >check again at 5, trump almost won >watch win speech >next day I collect my 2k bet winnings >spend 200 euros on 2 hookers >cum on their faces and make them say "Make America Great Again" in broken english >isthisreallife.jpg >smug everyday since
Kayden Peterson
Getting on my plane goys!
Give me some good stories to read 2 hours and 5 minutes from now!!!
Benjamin White
>bet 100$ on Dolan >Florida ride starts >5 am at Moscow, have to wake up for work at 8 >count at 70%, still no leader >fuck it, going to bed >wake up in the morning, I won 500$ >collect Russian liberal tears online and shitpost on Sup Forums
Mason White
...
Samuel Turner
NO DRUGS
Julian Hughes
> Work in Satellite Earth Station > Got multiple monitors > Has master control of other video monitors in facility > worked Mid Shift, saw it all > Florida went to Trump > Then the Red State Flood started > Watched Podesta Slither on stage sending people home > Watched Rachel Madow having a cow > CNN shills are at a lost for words, Wolf Blitzer fills his Depends diaper > AP calls PA for Trump > Laugh my ass off > Route Trump's Speech and route it to all monitors in facility > Hear man hating Lesbian yell "Nooooooo" > The feels
Elijah Moore
Quads; fuck
Final takeoff bump
Mason Johnson
I wish you would've recorded that last bit friend.
James Cook
>Went to hipster bar >Hillary party going >Order one drink >leave angry >Head home >realize i dont have a tv >go to sports bar >drink and watch CNN all night >slowly everybody is getting rowdy >Florida called for Trump >Everybody becomes bros >go home >Group text of former coworkers >everybody mad as fuck
This year has been amazing. I posted my kikebook and I think I lost like 4 friends but it was worth it.
Xavier Rodriguez
>that one CNN host who slipped "us" rather then "Hillary"
