>walk into bar
>Tucker Carlson grabs your gf's tits
wut do?
Walk into bar
Sebastian Walker
Tyler Howard
Shake his hand
Dominic Brooks
It's too early for shitposting mate, shouldn't you be at work?
Jace Fisher
He's like the non faggy American version of Trudeau
Lucas Perez
Wait.... isn't it like last Saturday down there right now?
Nicholas Perry
He is a bit of a dandy but at least he ditched the bow tie. Love his show.
John Miller
It's monday morning, we're ahead of you not behind you stupid americunt
Camden Price
knock his perfect teeth out
Josiah Fisher
brake his arms, obviously
Jose Jackson
I'd have a bisexual 3way. He's very cuddle-able.
Brody Miller
i love mr young/modern George Washington face. so i say good on ya pal.
James Morgan
who you calling americunt you ausifag?
Henry Long
He wouldn't do this you rancid bogan faggot.
Xavier Rivera
You know he's a fag, right?
Jason Jenkins
Would allow it. No one was fucked or hurt and it's Tucker Carlson.
> inb4 Swede
>inb4 you wouldn't let him do it as well
Ethan Lee
>can't work and shitpost at the same time
Deport yourself
Levi Ward
god have mercy
Carter Diaz
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Justin Reed
He has 3 kids, projector
Aaron Jackson
THIS CAN NOT BE REAL
THIS LOOKS LIKE TWO DEHYDRATED COW TONGUES DANGLING FROM ROAST BEEF
WEEEWEEEEWEEEEEW
Grayson Bell
That's the ugliest pussy I have ever seen.
Brody Torres
Cut his hand off and make him eat it inshallah
Jack Ortiz
Lmao would eat/10
Eli Peterson
who the fuck names their son Tucker?