>walk into your gun storage room
>see this
What do you do, Sup Forums?
Walk into your gun storage room
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Wonder where the fuck I got that bitchin mona lisa
Wonder why all my priceless art got fucked up with tacticool meme shit. Kick slut in pussy, put all my guns back in the safe.
Bowl of eggs.
What good are females if they aren't keeping the place tidy?
>walk into gun room
>see this
>"come have some fun user"
>push her out and start cleaning the mess she made of my babies
Fuck you faggor I'm a /k/ommando not a Sup Forumsitician
Start cautiously masturbating.
/unzips penis
Rub my cheeks on her thighs, suck her toes.
Gape her ass out.
Take the guns and run as fast as i fucking can
Maybe cum on her face if i have time idk
grab the gun, take that tranny outside and shoot it
touch feet
fuckin leafs eh
...
fuck the tranny in the ass (because women dont like gun nuts)
Oh! Oh! I know!
>Silencer in the ass, see what it does when she farts.
The whole bowl?
Make her some eggs for when she wakes up
She can't leave till she eats them
Kek.
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
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Underrated
This should have been the first response
immediately put my dick into the triggerguard of the mp5k
>the human race is saved
hmmm she isnt suppose to be out of her box unless its exercise time or bathing time or sexy time
im going to count this as 1 of her 2 days for the year for "vacation/sick" days where she can sleep on the floor
Wake her up and make her show first. A pussy cannot be too clean.
honestly i'd be happier to know that i now have a motherfucking gun storage room, fucking gun laws in Italy make it impossibile to get a damn gun
SPBP
Fuck that rapepig.
>gun storage room
Not
>the boom boom room
AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
go away /k/
Put some of these airsoft guns on Craigslist to pay the passed out hooker on the floor...maybe ask why it has a bulge in it's shorts.
> guns
Those are mere toys, you cuck.
Put the female back into its cage, how did it get out?
I have a gun storage room? Fuck that bitch, must have been me that died and went to heaven
I'd sack off the tavor though. Slag can take it on her way out.
Omg, look at her breasts, just look at it...
>muh dick
it'd probably be quiet