You did visit your best buddy in Arkham right?

You did visit your best buddy in Arkham right?

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>visting fags in prison

That's a good way to get your booty hole played with

And why wouldn't you let John play with your butthole?

>playing TTG trash 5 years after they show how awful they are

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I protected his smile to the very end

I won't ever abandon him
I even abandoned batman

>suggesting I would ever touch telltale garbage again

Wait...did YOU?

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He made his thoughts clear when he stabbed me in the thigh.

I beat the piss about of criminal Joker, than told him I wish I'd never had met him. All this season told me is that given the chance 55% of players will ship Bats and Joker like fangirls.

What's wrong with this now? This has more actual diversity in its storytelling than ANYTHING Telltale has put out.

>Making Villain Joker
You deserved it

>I like a character so he should be allowed to do whatever he wants and never held responsible for his actions

This is going to be Kenny all over again.

Bruce could've kept him in check if Waller didn't have such an itchy trigger finger

You're automatically a cuck for talking shit about Kenny

Kenny =\= Joker, how fucking dare you, Kenny was trying to protect his defacto family. Jane wanted dick anf wanted it more than safety, fuck her.

7/10
Could've been my favourite character if he killed Selina. Fucking hell, I can't stand that bitch.

John literally, LITERALLY, does nothing wrong until the end of episode 4, though. Arguably he would've turned out much better if Waller didn't try to murder him for doing the right thing.

>yfw Harley gave him a black eye

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You've got John colored glasses on, he was hanging out with criminals that routinely kill people just in their way, he was doing terrible shit you're just not privy to it. Not to mention he had to be in ARKHAM for a reason in the first place.

So did Bruce, being undercover doesn't make it ok

telltale hasnt done anything good since the sam and max games. you are literal cancer if you "play" their shit

That's an extreme opinion that only exists because you want to provoke an angry response

That's completely different, we know for a fact Bruce never hurt innocents, we were in control of him. John was with then before you even met them.

Vigilante Joker still stabs you.
I sold John out to get Catwomans freedom. It said only .01% of players did so I might literally be the only one.
What's wrong with you fags letting Catwoman go to jail?

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>implying

They couldn't be bothered to remove their tongues from John's ass to actually help her. My Bruce had a damn harem.

>tfw no option to let Joker take out the trash

You're right, we should give the benefit of doubt to the damn Joker.

>dude this shit doesn't have corn in it, that makes it so much better to eat.
or the understand we don't sucker our money away for piss poor optimized games that are just shakey VNs with QTEs peppered around to make you feel like it's more than that? I mean fuck the stories are awful and basically demand you absorb yourself into waifu/husbano shit to avoid how many plot holes and inconsistencies are made as the product keeps going.

We really should

we see him commit about the same amount of on screen crimes as Selina.

>Not to mention he had to be in ARKHAM for a reason in the first place.
He says he was in Arkham because he was sick, not for criminal related reasons. Everyone backs this up in season 1.

I'm not in the JOHN DINDU NUFFIN crowd up there, but it's not really fair to lump him in with Harley and the others who are actively malicious and moving toward a common goal. They mostly seem to take advantage of him, if anything.

>basically demand you absorb yourself into waifu/husbano shit to avoid how many plot holes and inconsistencies are made as the product keeps going.
you can thank Clem for that TWD S1 had a good amount of big plotholes but all was forgiven in the end because everyone got to play daddy to a little girl for that ride. After that that's all they started doing was make bait like that to cover up the god awful scripts.

>I even abandoned batman
do you want joker to go catatonic?

>some cocksucker starts a fucking telltale general on Sup Forums
>shitters from Sup Forums make duplicate threads anyway

Fuck off.

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Telltale threads aren't allowed on Sup Forums you dumbass

just let it ride out, at best it's some kid killing time he shouldn't be wasting at worse it's just a really sad dude that actually likes this garbage. He'll stop getting (You)s soon and everything will be back to normal.

So I didn't play through season 2, how many people chose to be on John's side?

They are it's just Sup Forums moves so fast you can't keep it alive all day till you get hooks for the thread

Holy samefag Batman

You know the whole point of Arkham is that's it's for the CRIMINALLY insane, right? Its not just a mental hospital.

more than half
he really is an innocent victim in all this.
He's mentally ill and got mixed up with the wrong crowd

he got the happiest ending we could have hoped for in my game all things considered
when all is done he and bruce are still true friends

Joker murders a bunch of people and blows shit up with bombs.
Selina is just a thief. And often times a hero who saved Batmans life. She is also Batmans canon waifu. You are supposed to save her.

are we done here?

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>Bruce met John one year earlier when he was in Arkham and spent a few days with him
>then he spends another several days with him in the Pact
>he has full experience with this man and knows he's incredibly delusional, paranoid, and is prone to homicidal violence when he's set off
>instead of trying to get him away from the Pact, Bruce takes full advantage of his status to sabotage them from the inside
>instead of trying to gently steer John away from being a vigilante or quarantine him away from society until everything with Waller blows over, Bruce encourages his delusions by letting him stick around and help him fight crime
>surprise, surprise, John has a complete mental breakdown ten seconds later
I'll give Bruce credit, he had nothing to do with the assholes who hounded him last season, but holy shit. It's like he wanted this dude to snap.

About 55% groomed him to be a vigilante and nearly the same out 'stayed his friend'. 45%, like me, had him go real old-school villain Joker.

Every single one of you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Buying sub-CW-tier keyrings to jangle in front of your faces because it has a Batman stamp on the box. Telltale is absolute trash and you mongoloids paid them for it. Get ye gone to tumblr and blog about your fucking virtual madlibs with the rest of the fujos you belong with.

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>Buying
lol

>suggesting you didn't

you did.

Eww what a fag. Post hidden.

I still think they planned on something else. Season one clearly establishes that he just showed up in the asylum with no records. No one knew why he was there or how he got there. The way he acted in the asylum shows he already wasn't innocent. Perhaps he already met Harley by then and she was leading him astray, but still.

To be fair, the finale where he's a villain is DAMN GOOD, is good as a Joker episode as I could have hoped for. All the homoeroticism stuff was one sided in my game just like any other modern Bat/Joker story, because I played the shit classic Batman and not like John was my bestie.

>point out that the car being left in episode 2 is a painful plot point being forced on you. Noting that Kenny would have no reason to willing leave a full working car when his whole goal is to get full working RV going and a car could speed up the processes both in parts and travel.
>everyone disagrees with me
>Finale episode drops
>"oh look at that car what a shock?"
>watch everyone defend it because "muh Clem"

That's not even the only plot hole or the biggest even yet people walk around all that bad writing because they got feelings out of it. I mean, nevermind none of your fucking choices matter at all. I haven't play TTG since.

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a buddy of mine gave me a steam key. i can safely say i didn't.

Depends on the canon. In some versions like the Arkham games, the asylum is an actual health clinic that treats all sorts of patients with the villains being held in an entirely separate ward. It's like this in some of the comics, too.

Leland and the rest of the staff and inmates say in season 1 that John has amnesia and came to them like that. Nobody knows how they get ahold of him, but dialogue in the Villain path in episode 4 suggests that he's been in there for years because he's too sick to hold a stable life in the outside world.

Why do you think that's any better? Why do you think you didn't buy it if it was a paid for key that was given to you? I was right.

Even evil Joker considered himself as Batmans friend. And Bats had weird feelings for Joker a lot of times too. Its a "we're not so different" sort of nemesis.

i've never paid for any piece of batman media in my life, and i never will, telltale included. them's just the facts, user.

I just assumed Telltale didn't really know what to do with his character at that point. I was waiting for him to start gloating about how he was playing us the entire time in this episode, but nope.

I was so out of the game by the time episode 5 started the dumpster fire at the end of Episode 2 onward was just to much. I really thought they couldn't get any worse and then behold season 2 happen and I saw what a real dumpster fire of a game look like.

Your friend bought it for you, you accepted it. Trying to twist the facts is just further proof that you need to go back to the like minded support group you belong with: the tumblr fujoshit blog circuit.

>I just assumed Telltale didn't really know what to do with anything
ftfy

>twist the facts
but what i'm saying is literal fact. i didn't pay for it.

No no, the 'stayed his friend' thing is an actual choice with a percentage attached to it, it changes your post-credits scene.

>as expected, people are raving about this shitsucking finale despite how one-sidedly lazy it was with some of the worst railroading in TTG history
What was I really expecting from Batfags?

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or that user is just bullshiting

Let's go back to your original post.

>>Buying
>lol

It was bought and paid for, for you, by a party acting upon your interest. I accept your concession. Do not reply again.

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I know I'm saying Batman and Joker are weird Frienemies it a lot of versions. It's not really out of character. Batman has tried to save Joker many times.
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How is it lazy when the two versions of the finale only share maybe ten minutes of content? Who are you getting your info from?

i didn't buy it.

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>your choices matter
>two ending types
>they STILL share content

Sorry - how is it NOT lazy?

Nobody really likes these games, user, they just like the Joker. Take him out and it's just another mediocre Year One story.

I accept your concession.

i'm glad you think so, user. i hope you have a nice day.

They share an epilogue, but go ahead keep grasping at whatever.

No need to grasp here. In fact, it's a lot more like you're living in denial, which is pretty common for devotees of the Telltale company brand. If your choices honestly mattered there would be more to it than two endings that allows them to skate by on a technicality.

>both finales ultimately lead to the same conclusion with the exact same outcome for the Joker
>the one path that was advertised and hyped as being the most original with a never before seen take on the Joker winds up being half-assed and anticlimactic while the one with the most overused premise winds up having a clear amount of effort and creativity put into it
So it has some different scenes, wow. It doesn't change the fact that it ends the exact same way with one of the paths given more creative attention than the other.

I don’t even understand how they are still around. Is the market for western VNs that good?

how is this any different than smugly saying you didn't purchase it because your mother bought it for you?

John isn't in prison.

I mean come on, it's the current year. Why wouldn't you side with Joker all the way?

when people's mothers buy them video games, it's usually because they're children who don't have an income.

hmmm

is that so

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yes.

could it be that....no

surely not

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>Waller tries to kill John because he won't give up the virus
>"Waller I destroyed the virus"
>"That's fine, just let me kill John"
genius

so where's the porn

John is not for sexual

no.

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how many chores did you have to do for that one sport?

enough to convince my mother she should get a steam account of her own and gift the game to me instead of buying it for me with my GBP like usual.

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*tip*

I did but apparently she's still an agency asset? I can't imagine how you're supposed to gain her freedom, since Doe fucks shit up with his mannequin heads immediately after.

She goes free in the Villain path. And helps you kick the shit out of Joker and Harley.

Harley was such a bitch this season. I wanted John to snap into his classic Joker self and smack the shit out of her

Well yeah obviously, but the little "your choices mattered" reel at the end seemed to imply I could have saved her from Waller's little Suicide Squad™

SO YOU BE SAYING
WE SOME KINDA....

You can you just need to remind Waller that she owes you. You probably also need to demand Catwoman get released on the roof.

When you are on the roof offer to trade Joker for Catwoman and after saving Waller she sets Selina free.
You get the "On the Prowl" title for Cat in the choices.

Oh also you have to tell Waller she owes you in the ambulance

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