>marry me
>spare me
What did Bendis mean by this?
Marry me
Eli Stewart
Connor Hill
It's me or Bendis Mighty Avengers is full of thought bubbles with characters thinking the worst of other characters?
Anthony Johnson
>spasibo
isn't it spasiba?
Isaac Lewis
He did go overboard with the thought bubbles in the first few issues, but I wouldn't say they were all mean in spirit. What irks me is that this team didn't last more than 10 issues until we started getting Luke Cage and the "New Avengers" again. Fuck me man, I wanted to read about Iron Man and his Government Agents, not "the cool n' hip rebels".
Liam Foster
Cпacибo.
Kevin Wood
пoжaлyйcтa.
Michael Lee
It means that he's in love with the way Frank Cho draws Black Widow's booty.
Ryan Allen
Michael Brown
Ryder Fisher
Yeah Bendis was trying something different in MA but I guess it didn't work since he never really did it again. I kinda liked it though.
Jacob Morgan
Seriously though, how can you NOT fall in love with a Russian Ginger Spy? Especially one who looks like THAT? BASED Cho drew the most perfect woman in fiction and even managed to make short hair look hot.
Leo Hughes
Jace Richardson
Literally nothing wrong w this and if you don't get it you might be autistic. I understand you wanna meme on.m Bendis for karma but this isn't the best example, it's fine, there are hundreds of others.
Justin Campbell
It's written with an "o", but if the accent in Russian doesn't fall on an "o", it's read as an "a". IIRC.
Connor Ortiz
I think OP literally meant “does Widow not like Stark”, by misinterpreting the thought bubbles as speech bubbles.
Joseph Wright
нe зa чтo.
Levi Campbell
God Natasha looks hot with short hair. She succeeded where so many female characters in Marvel fail today
Parker Ortiz
I knew Starkfag would be back. Poor dicklet.
Jose Rivera
She’s honestly the only one who can legitimately pull it off. Catwoman over at DC as well, but that’s the whole list.
Lucas Butler
дo cвидaния.
Sebastian Gomez
Goddamn Russkie Commies, get the fuck out off muh board!
David Russell
>bendis avengers
Nicholas Ortiz
>God DAMMIT Carol!
>stop FUCKING undermining me you drunk whore!
>you coalburning, ungrateful hack!
>the day of the rope is near you hear me?!
Jesus, how in the hell did Raimi get words into a Bendis script?!
Samuel Collins
Do you have more of those? I will post the 4 I have
Henry Price
Nathan Baker
Juan Cooper
Ironically they do marry in the Ult universe. She also gets the most
B R U T A L non Ultimatum deaths in the line.
Chase Ramirez
Hunter Campbell
Antonio honestly did not deserve this.
>be super-rich, super-genius manwhore
>get cancer
>find an equally screwed-up Russian redhead 10/10
>marry
>she turns out to be a traitor and verbally abuses you after killing your butler
Jeez...
Cooper Diaz
>Never got to see the What-If where Ultron succeeded in turning the whole world into lesbian roboWasps
Why live
Andrew Roberts
Based Hawkeye.
Cameron Wright
Ult!Hawkeye was unironically /ourguy/.
Zachary Davis
post his reply
it´s my favorite part of ultimates
Kayden Cook
Дo cвидaния, тoвapищ.
Jayden Cooper
Sometimes they think nice things, but they always seemed petty and childish.
Don't bother me showing someone's thoughts if it's just a throwaway quip.
Charles Ortiz
пpикpыл бы вapeжкy, пeндoc
Adam Hall
S-Shut up R-Russkie! J-Just go ru-rub one out Ivan, while my Dago Dick fucks this Russian Pussy!
Julian Hill
I miss the pooping edit
Eli Diaz
I always felt Ares is doing a :3 face on that page
Ryder Martinez
Carter Carter
Sorry dicklet. She’s getting sandwiched.
Nicholas Anderson
Since you asked so nicely.
Josiah Ortiz
Evan Wilson
Jaxson Cox
Adrian Williams
Jack Diaz
I fucking hate thought bubbles.
Camden Torres
Cho thread?
Cho thread
Hunter Thompson
Wow, a guy with a big arrow in the pants but no clue how to use it, and a guy who's been with one woman his whole life. Meanwhile Nat dreams of the Southern Dicks of Stark & Herc, who know how to FUCK. Tools don't matter if you don't have the moves bucko.
Ryder Ward
Cooper Young
Jaxon Ross
Mason Green
Jayden Hall
Jaxson Jones
>comparing Stark to based Herc
Holy shit Starklet is embarassing.
Xavier Young
Why do Brainy Boys get all the ladies lads? Do Big Brains make them wet in the pants? I mean
>Banner can "Hulk Out"
>Pym can "enlarge" himself
>Richards can stretch
>Stark can Aug himself
Is Scientific Knowledge the best way to a great sex life?
Cameron Green
Isaiah Rivera
They're both Southern Bros user. The Mediterranean Sausage stereotype exists for a reason...
Brayden Evans
Brody Hill
What does that have to do with Dicklet and based Herc?
Ian Nguyen
They all get together in Illuminati-style PUA meetings where they share their tips and tricks with eachother.
Bentley Jenkins
>everyone uses their natural abilities
>Stark needs help
Jeremiah Watson
Brody Diaz
>natural abilities
Jose Evans
Asher Russell
I dont see any of them needing armor.
Grayson Clark
Hela best girl
Christian Nelson
user, Stark has access to Extremis, has been experimenting on himself for years and is the world's best engineer. There's no way he doesn't have a Deus Ex cock. What it has to do with herc, is that Greece and Italy have average cocks around 6", bigger than the US, which is around 5.2", and actually know how to use them. I mean, this lady seems rather satisfied...
...HC accepted...
Blake Jackson
>Pym Particles count as "natural abillity"
>Cosmic Mutation counts as "natural abillity"
>Gamma Radiation Mutation counts as "natural abillity"
>Augmentation doesn't
WEW!
Nathaniel King
>needing to experiment on himself to please women
Yikes. Digging that hole deeper.
Lucas Hughes
>gamma ray infusion
>cosmic radiation infusion
>pym particle infusion
All natty, baby
Jonathan Sanchez
Isaiah Ortiz
Angel Ortiz
>been fucking since his 20s
>is the most famous playboy in the world
>"he can't pliz ladis hurrrdurr"
Jesus fuck Clint, you're just embarassing yourself now.
Isaac Gomez
Aiden Lewis
Quads confirm Carol fucked Amora.
Juan Kelly
Jackson Gutierrez
Why are you roleplaying you fucking autist?
Logan Moore
Cooper Jones
Joshua Brown
As a fellow tonyfag, please stop user. You're an absolute embarassment and need to stop making these same threads and posts.
Aiden Watson
>GRONK SMASH! GRONK SMASH PUNY MEAT MANS!
>Oh god, Gronk, marry me.
I think Bendis may have been confused about the trope he's using here. The thing that's supposed to be hot is the fact that the character has an intelligent edge. She says something cutting, but kind of brilliant or clever. "Me hit people" isn't a turn-on and it's not the part that makes the woman seem powerful. We're intellectual creatures, humans. We like the brain.
Brandon Young
Don't blame user, I gotta go overboard to combat DickAnon's autism. You know the old saying; "you can only fight autism with autism".
Kevin Powell
Or you could just not give the dicklet user the attention he desperately craves and also not bring down the quality of the thread/board.
Adrian Bailey
Doing specific mods to jack up his sexual performance seems out of character to me, but incidentally having extraordinary stamina due to general enhancements doesn’t.