Would Lois Lane or Mary Jane Watson win in a fight?

Noah Long
Noah Long

Would Lois Lane or Mary Jane Watson win in a fight?

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Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

Lois, hands down.

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

Mary, ass up.

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

Lois, no question. She is an army kid and at the very least knows how to shoot. Then if you add that she is a journalist that tends to go for the hard to reach news, that forces you to learn self defense and more.

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

Doesn't MJ canonically have superpowers that she literally just suppressed or forgot about or some shit?

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

My dick

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

Ayy!

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

Lois gets her hands dirty way more often and has experience with martial arts, growing up in military facilities and all.

Evan Turner
Evan Turner

Lois doesn't give a fuck. Under proper circumstances, she would knock MJ out one punch man style.

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

Lois. She's spat in the faces of world enders, she's not going down to some red headed slut

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Camden Rogers
Camden Rogers

Lois stood in front of a Jap Firing Squad back in WW2 and didn't even flinch. Course she might have know that Superman would save her before she got shot but I'm pretty still.

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

What about April O'Neil?

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Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

Lois what slap the drama school out of that pampered bitch

David Young
David Young

Depends on a what april

Original: No
1980's: No
Movie: Maybe
2003: Yes
2012" Yes
2018: Yes

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

2018: Yes
FUCK. YOU.

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

2018

We don't talk about that one.

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

I think we've finished this debate. I think the question now should be how the fuck do we fix MJ, and what do we do with her?

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Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

It happens. Stop being babies.

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

It's because of pussies like you not standing up to the whiny fags who can't make their own characters! Yes change is fine, change can be good! BUT! ONE BIG ASS BUT! You do NOT chip away at the foundations of whatever you're changing all willy nilly unless you want it to come crashing down and burn all around you.

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

We don't and nothing, she was never meant for anything more or anything less.

John Ortiz
John Ortiz

Write her and Peter with more matured personalities and have them get back together over like 2 arcs as a sub-arc

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

N52 Lois is H2H trained by her General Ross knockoff father, one of the shittiest parts of the superman extended cast. (I know he comes before but the General Lane characterization is post crisis)
However I would support Lois being H2H trained by Wildcat and weapons trained by Tommy Monaghan

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

But then she's still ditzing around the apartment doing nothing. Why can't she be like the Edna Mode of Marvel, creating/repairing costumes for heroes?

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

Give her something to actually do.

Since 2000, MJ went from "actress that gets some gigs" to "housewife" to " arm candy of a jerk actor" to "model that gets some gigs" to "what is she even doing to pay the bills?" to "owner of her own bar" to "CEO of Stark Industries".

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

Because any superheroes that matter have costumes via alien technology (for example, I don't know if they still do but at one point the X-Men had a Shi'ar replicator machine that made their costumes), Reed Richards gives them one made of unstable molecules, or both.

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

You do NOT chip away at the foundations

they have been doing that since the original cartoon.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

If Marvel hadn't killed off the whole "Parker Industries" concept, they could've had MJ run the business side of it while Peter divides his time between lab work and superhero-ing.

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

Lois knocks her out in one punch. The real question is can MJ steal Supes away from Lois?

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

If they suddenly made Superman gay just because the gay people wanted that kind of representation, someone on that level of recognition, would you accept it or be mad? Mad because they pulled another Iceman just because.

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

Well, if gay superman has his separate show from canon Superman, I wouldn't be mad.

Robert King
Robert King

Nope, Superman is just gay forever now. Why? Because they couldn't come up with their own gay superhero and needed to steal someone elses. That's what they do, they whine till someone caves because if they don't cave they're part of the problem. That person gets fired and then it just happens anyway.

Nothing is sacred unless we put effort to keep it sacred and as I intend to keep April sacred in my heart, 2018 turtles doesn't exist and will never exist.

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

You sound like a crazy son of a bitch. Also, there are plenty of characters that went straight and white again.

Blue beetle (DC can't decide if he is dead or not), Iron-man, Hercules, The question.

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

I have been called such, yes.

I had no issue with Blue Beetle, it was a different person, not a changed version of the Original. Iron-man, same thing. Hercules, I didn't actually know about that one, or the Question. I had no Issue with Jane's Thor until they fucking DESTROYED MJOLNIR!? And don't get me started on what they did to Cap! REEEE- Eh hem... Still. They shouldn't race/genderswap unless it's an AU. And shouldn't just change sexual orientation all willy nilly.

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

Superman would win.

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Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

it's an AU. And shouldn't just change sexual orientation all willy nilly.

IT IS A DIFFERENT SHOW! In different universe. It isn't continuing with your old shows.

David Perry
David Perry

Oh it's a different continuity alright, but it's not a different universe until we see proof that the other ones exist parallel to it. Until then, they basically just race swapped April for no clear reason.

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

No. First Supes would never let Lois for MJ, second Lois is superior to MJ in every way.

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

they basically just race swapped April for no clear reason.

Tmnt always has done that. Even changing origins for no reason.

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

Superman the ideal human, a perfect role model, so he should be bisexual if anything.

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

they basically just race swapped April for no clear reason.
Yeah I know. They had the audacity to make her white for the cartoon which stuck for thirty years and they've only just gotten around to fixing it back to her ORIGINAL BLACK design. So not only are you racist but you're a dumb fuck. If you wanna go by "ruining characters" then you gotta realize you're idealizing a ruined character in white april who was a marketing decision to sell you fucking toys and it worked.

April was a black chick who worked for a black scientist BAXTER STOCKMAN. Sooner you swallow that the better.

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Luke Morales
Luke Morales

The answer is who cares because they're both broads with no personality.

William Fisher
William Fisher

You don't, really. Giving Peter the perfect idealized girlfriend was a bad move to begin with.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

How the hell would Lois end up running into Tommy? I mean, he is kinda buddies with Superman, I suppose. Or rather, was.

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

Already using photoshop to enforce your narrative? You're a very forward thinking (((person))).
SAD!

Levi James
Levi James

BEGONE, THOT

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

sure thing champ

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Jose Long
Jose Long

Don't take the bait, retard.

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

I just wanted an excuse to post more best april, get fucked.

Carson Thompson
Carson Thompson

Lois is best comic wife and knows Kryptonian martial arts. She'd put MJ in the camel clutch, break her pride, and make her humble.

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

Lois can hold her own with the best of 'em.

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Christian Carter
Christian Carter

Lois is an army brat. She can kick MJ's butt in 7 different ways per day until sunday.

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

What if it is "Red Sonja reincarnated" MJ?

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