>tfw country is so small and pathetic with no resources
>tfw can't even go on an invasion spree like germany because between two massive countries with stupendous amount of people
Feels fucking bad. are we just doomed to be a irrelevant cuck country?
At least you are a country.
You won the Overwatch World Cup.
>You won the Overwatch World Cup.
wait, really?
I thought gooks were shit at fps games
Stfu and go studying you fool. I raff at yoir resume
50 million people is hardly a small country. You'd be one of the largest Euro countries if you were here. Germany isn't much bigger than you.
Honestly, speaking as a one-off American, I think very highly of South Korea. You're one of the very few countries that I genuinely like and respect. I don't view you as irrelevant at all, I view you more so as a technologically advanced country with a strong economy.
I view you very much the same way that I view Japan. You're certainly not a country that I fear, and you're not positioned the best to become a world power, but calling yourself irrelevant or cucked isn't fair. You have a lot going for you.
It's much better to be you than a random European country like Poland or Hungary.
Aren't you run by a literal cabal of witches?
Can't they, like, hex Xi and Putin to turn them into potatoes or something?
That should improve your warmongering chances.
they need to chill desu
alot of their students get grilled on their exams waayy too hard, its a real problem in East asian countries, but probabbly the worst in SK
I know that feel bro
>tfw you will never btfo england or spain ever again
feels bad man
I want to find this funny, but now I am sad.
Don't feel bad at least you guys and the Japanese don't pretend you're not vassal States to the U.S like those faggots in the EU
>alot of their students get grilled on their exams waayy too hard, its a real problem in East asian countries, but probabbly the worst in SK
Don't you read the papers? We have 11-year-olds throw themselves off skyscrapers because they didn't meet mother's expectations in their homework marks.
DEATH BEFORE DISHONORU
Overwatch isn't really an fps
moba fps, whatever
>tfw white guy and am impregnating as many of your women as I possibly can with my dominant seed
but we have less frequency
I think SK is alot more brutal
ranking by stress (ascending)
Taiwan < Singapore == HK < japan < china(mainland) < SK
...
Ah, lad. There is nothing in this world as magnificent as a Korean on a roof with a rifle aimed at a toof in a niggles head.
>Implying relevant non-white nation is good thing
Japan is always attack target for white pigs media.*sigh*
being relevant and non-white nation are very tough.
>>tfw country is so small and pathetic with no resources
Hehe yeah... I can't imagine how it must feel... I feel sorry for you Korea...
You forgot
>country literally run by a crazy cult leader
to be fair, Korean is quite over-represented in world media considering its size and relevance. You should at least be proud of that
I think it's hilarious fuck you you non country.
UK might not wanna talk shit right now. Heard Scotland might cuck you soon.
Don't worry the jews fear the samurai
>tfw your country's main export is cartoon porn
>tfw your country has Trump-tier immigration policies and only let in 15 refugees last year
>tfw your national health care only costs $30 a month
>tfw just a one hour flight away are Asian countries that can't even flush their toilet paper, they throw it away in a garbage can like an animal
>tfw hosting the Olympics in 4 years
Yea just like last time.
AT LEAST YOU HAVE FUCKING CULTURE YOU LITTLE SLINT EYEED FUCK. DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN? NEITHER DO I, AUSTRALIA IS THE BIGGEST SCAM IN HISTORY, I FUCKING CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE WAS BORN AUSTRALIAN
Kora!
chidori be modesty desu!
Can't tell if honest or shitpost or both.
t. weeaboo cuck.
Don't listen to this faggot, most of us real Americans hate your plastic-gooks. Now go drink yourself to death with some more of that boy-shit wine you dog eaters love, sponsored of course by your own company.
솔직히 니들 금치새끼들이 스스로 비난 하는 것은 외쿡인으로서 가장 힘든 점
김치들이 조센을 욕하면서 난 여기로 이사한 사람으로 자신감을 갖을 수 있냐? 난 꿀직업이 있지만 주변 조센징들 지랄 땜에 인생은 고생이다
솔직히 김치들은 진짜 정신건강 위협 하는 존재다 난 한국말 배우면 배울수록 점점 미친놈이 되는것이다
씨발
CHING CHONG PING WOW
I believe he said
CHONG CHING WOW PING
actually
yes I would like the noodles with extra Labrador please.
I enjoy your mmo's senpai
Blade and soul is fun. Also a lot of Korean manga, (man hua?) is good
it's 150% as big.
hey, at least amerifats think you have a culture. usually involves you killing alligators with your bear hands, but you're on the level of southerners.
Man, need to move there. Sounds lovely.
Oh wait, huge suicide rate due to shitty social dynamics and peer pressure... hmmm, moving there but becoming a male escort to leech off rich ladies and not having to work a day in my life!
Brb getting tickets.
And your president that is corrupt and yet, no one wants to take her from power.
This is some brazilian-tier corruption right there.
At least you can buy high end PC parts cheap in Samsungland.
>caring about Overwatch
Overwatch is only good for SFMs.
As a game, that sucks.