Why do Americans on this forum think Australians are these rugged, conservative people?

We really aren't. We live in cities and are incredibly pozzed and effeminate. We let ourselves be babied by the government and take no initiative for our own self-governance. We are a very degenerate and irreligious people. You really don't want to come here if you think you are going to find a white conservative's paradise. Much better to stay in the southern United States or move to Russia.

> telling americans to move to russia
> mortal enemies

I fucking love aussies kek

cause you don't have to be much to be more masculine than mart sharters. Murriburgers literally hold everyone god if they can walk tall and not be tied to their mobility fat carts

Speak for yourself you fucking poofta

T. Melbourne

Fuck off poof cunt.

>lost war to flightless birds
>rugged

Yeah, sorry m8, I always knew you were betas..

OP is right. Whitlam and Hawke destroyed everything, and our people are just like Californians.

Speak for yourself, lelbournite. Melb/sydfags should have their flags replaced with the rainbow flag desu.

Yeh, don't come here it's terrible, also full.

Jesus fuck you Melbourne cunts are a bunch of cucks. Go fuck yourself mate.

Not bad for having only 50 years of electricity and 30 years of telephone lines.

>tldr: fuck off were full

No. Plenty of videos and google street maps are available to show what it's like there and what you guys consist of. Hint: and they call burgers fat and race mixed.

I will come anyways. Nothing you cunts can do about it.

Op is piss weak

And your shit at cricket and rugby cos you've all gone soft because of the mining gimmes.

Speak for yourself mate. I live in regional Australia, and am posting while drinking beer and cleaning my guns.

Anyone know how to get lead fouling out of the rifling of a Sig P210 barrel? It's stubborn as fuck.

>austrailians
>rugged

lol no

>mart sharters.
>Murriburgers
>mobility fat carts

wat

Anyone else hate bogan culture with a passion?

I'm from a town a few hours out of Sydney and I really see a clash between city folk and country blumpkins.

Did some people simply not move out of their adolescence?

And no I'm not a lelbournite. Everyone I know is redpilled as fuck. But they aren't bogans either.

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>let the liberal party take over

c u x
u
x

I'm conservative, religious and live in a place where men work and women stay home and garden, cook, clean, sow. I don't know anyone unemployed and I haven't seen anyone non white for 5 years. There is some japanese students who work in sushi huts and tanned swedish women backpackers who seem pretty comfortable just walkin around in bras when you stayed over to bang one of their friends.

Too bad we're full though. Pretty sure this lifestyle is available without japs or backpackers out in rural areas too. You might even get lucky and find people who aren't raised on the internet.

Still want to go see for myself in the near future. Cutest qt I ever had was a blonde Sheila

ssssh, dont tell them the secret!

>Sheila
doesnt that mean fag?

yeah

Because the majority of Americans who now post here are underaged numale faggots with zero experience in the real world.
I'm tired of all the Aussie dick-sucking by these children it's like Swedish women flocking to BBC because it's "exotic".
Aussies are slimey opportunistic shits irl.

Rugged? Kek.
Sexual Violence Won't Be Silenced? Do my fellow burgers know the story?

no, it means woman

whatever nigga I've just spent the last week recovering from a snake bite without hospital or nothing

>The toothpaste telling me who the enemy is

I love OZ threads.

No

Ausfags confirmed for betacucks

All the Australians I've ever met here that come here for work (and a lot of you pieces of shit come here for work), all of them are extroverted party-type guys. It's like.... you guys have no other skills other than talking a lot, being cheery for nothing, dishing out "bantz" and partying.

Fucking scumbag ausloser degenerates.

Carby Cleaner or degreaser. Brake fluid, if you must.

So they basically fucked all your female coworkers that you've jerked the gerk to for the past five years and now you're salty eh?

Degreaser, really? Might give that a go.

Then again... I do have an unopened bottle of Dot 4 brake fluid I just found while cleaning the garage that I don't remember buying lol

Because most people's image of Australians comes from Crocodile Dundee.

I am currently in Casino, NSW. It's definitely a picture of 80's Australia. Everyone is white and ultra masculine, it's hot as fuck. Shit, I nearly got bit by a brown snake today and laughed it off with a rando and became mates. Australia is, in fact, a meme

Yeah. I'm a raging conservative, yet find most conservative Australians to care more about acting tough than actually knowing any fucking thing.

I just like you, because you aren't another fucking leaf.

No. I was a NEET for the past 4 years and a quarter. The people at my job don't last long. Don't get too upset just because I criticized your countrymen, ausloser. A lot of the auslosers that come here seem to be in long-term relationships anyway.

aussies come from a line of criminals, is it a surprise to anyone that they are spineless and weak degenerates?

Australians BTFO.