Who is your country's best ally?

I think America's best ally is France
>Literally our oldest ally (almost 250 years)
>helped us get our independence
>sold us 1/3 of of our contiguous land for cheap
>gave us the statue of liberty
>bought a shit ton of weapons from is in WWI
>currently fighting ISIS with us

Inb4 Israel is our greatest ally

>tfw no allies because leaders try to turn my country into a moral superpower and therefore everyone hates us

Except for maybe Germany

We don't have them,allies are for normie nations kek.

fuck off france is whack russia is our greatest ally from now on understand?

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Israel

Estonia is out greatest and only ally

this

Russia is the second greatest empire after USA.

GOYIM NO

American patriot reporting in, I support this

hasn't Russia saved your ass multiple times?

France is based

Isn't Romania your bro?

That's a meme.A sad one at that.

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We can be your greatest ally now, rabbi. We don't need those filthy yanks.

Brazil.

Nazi Cigans?If you count heating up the ovens with our fucking bones,than sure.

we love you, söta bror. its the jews, we believe in you

J'ADORE LA FRANCE

tactical carteles

Pakistan

pls stop

The USA and the Vatican.

Our dear Italians brothers

Maybe but the Brits are our father... even if we went through a rebellious phase.

We have no allies
Fuck latin america niggas

The United States will go to war with France in the next great war.

Israel

Wtf I love Romania now

>tfw no allies

;_;

Used to be the UK. Not so sure anymore.

>America's best friend
>France

kek, how much of a retard are you?

lol nemoj zajebavati, srbi su ruske kucke ;)

youll never be greatest ally give up

You read what gobbles said about Swedens cuck king? Maybe allies with nu-germany

was hoping to see this

France may have been cucked before but they're waking up. France has always been a good ally to the US and i would be honored to fight beside French soldiers in the upcoming day of the rope.

Fuck off Italy you Dolmio bastards.

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that's a potato nigger, not a pasta nigger

t. underage joni who doesn't know about history

Germany is our greatest ally by far, Swedes can't be trusted.

Have we ever gone to war against France? Not counting the French and Indian War, because we weren't the United States back then. I don't believe that uniformed American and French forces have ever faced one another on the battlefield.

Name one time they helped?

No formal ones, were it not for the cuckery I'd expect all Scandinavians/northerners to stand behind us, and I would happily stand behind them.

Poland, they are our brothers until the end of the time.
Polak węgier dwa bratanki i do szabli i do szklanki.

Eww no
Get off

Cuba is our greatest ally

your brexit is showing m8

For Poles it is a really simple question. There is no such thing elsewhere like a friendship between us and Hungarians. We hate everyone. We even hate ourselves. But we love Magyarok

>Didn't help you in Iraq
>spread anti American propaganda whilst smoking your cigarettes
>butthurt at you stealing their noir films

Come on, you know Britain is your greatest ally.

I know you don't mean that :'(

You're bunch of Slav-cock sucking homos. Russia is shit. Frenchies are our BFFs.

Sorry but I don't speak Bolognese.

Wanna genocide paraguaians again, greatest ally?

the french, those fuckers are fearless

>currently fighting ISIS with us
are we ?

i was under the impression that françois and obama were arming the rebels

>Who is your country's best ally?
hungary i guess
cause its like the only country that we werent ever beefin' with+people there like us...
...i hope so +at least

I meant true Brazilians.

you can fuck off to Venezuela

Indonesia?

Thanks for saving our ass during ww2,we could be under commie occupation

Heaven

Poland has been a really good ally.

sry for that second +
i clicked it by an accident

The US

what does that have to do with anything, in fact it shows how germans shit on every quality things we make
germans are jews btw

I can say the same, my brother.

russia has never been your ally
but maybe Trump will fix that

Going forward it's going to be Russia

WWI was pretty much started because serbcucks knew that they have russia behind its back so they told austria to gtfo.

I guess potato guys?

de stjal ihvertfall ikkje vårt land mens de var i union med oss, de kartoffelhalsene tok vekk Island og Gronland som dei drittsekkane dei er.

Well the thing about Sweden is every alliance we've had we basically just fucking let our allies down. We let the nazis pass to Norway and we didn't help Finland and we broke the Kalmarunion and we fucked over Denmark. We basically are the biggest backstabbers there is.

Don't fight...
Russia France Italy England Greece etc are all allies against mudslimes,
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We have Uruguay for that

wtf are you on retard? romania has zero connections to death camps and ovens

I was about to say, France may be our oldest ally and I appreciate all they've done but Britain is definitely our greatest

Used to be Britain, but they cucked out and gave us back to the mainland faggot niggers, so now i'd probably say its singapore or something like that

>please be my friend

Literally you

Norge

Tfw Russia and the US team up and become bff's and fuck isis and china in the ass

Israel is my countries greatest ally

You guys went from whitest to blackest

you mean lapdog

r u a newfag or what? Polandball always has reversed colors.

Germany declared on Russia cause they had soldiers near their boarders,we fought because accepting the Ultimatum would basically mean a lose of independence in a couple of decades,so why not at least be cancer to them?Next.

Based New Zealand

Fuck Russia

Giant shit hole hell bent on curbing American global influence

Fucking soviet spies are now positing on pol

Ffs

a handy guide for you

Ne l'ecoutez pas, si vous plait. Il ne sait pas de qu'il dit!

They're doing better than you, admit it.

Can Russia and Britain be allies?

Give us half of Paragay and Entre Rios

Then we can start talking about being friends

We are formal allies though.

>In May 2015, the Swedish and Finnish ministries of defence signed a joint statement to deepen defence cooperation between the two countries. The statement emphasises the political will of the two countries to further their cooperation. This cooperation has the approval of both the Swedish and Finnish Governments.

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You're welcome, beither. Thanks for helping us fight off dirty brits so we could forge this great great nation!

Only the second? You know math doesn't go in words, right Polan?

I don't care if France is the best ally or not, but I do enjoy plugging their women. That accent OMG YES

Anyone who knows anything about history should at least have some respect to the memory of what once was France. It was a downhill spiral of defeatist cucks since the days before WWII, unfortunately. They've been cucked by wealthy Jews and urban areas full of muzzies.

Probably Japan