California is making a petition to secede. Fueled by high taxes, the Trump victory...

>California is making a petition to secede. Fueled by high taxes, the Trump victory, and outright special snowflake syndrome, they are officially considering to leave the union.
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Your thoughts on this?

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>suddenly they have no water

Califag here.

No one here talks about it, no one here wants it and even if we did leave, the state would dry up without the support of the surrounding states for water.

>fueled by high taxes
but.. the high taxes are due to California's own socialist policies.

Also, California is completely reliant on other states to sustain its "progressive shitskin paradise." If they seceded, they would lose access to the colorado river. RIP in pieces because Cali would quickly start looking like Fury Road.

>Say that again, motherfucker, I dare you.

Its been literally proven that the calexit "movement" only has a few thousand supporters, mostly in the big cities and even from liberals from other countries, why does the (((media))) gives it so much attention?
Also weren't all those liberals supposed to move to Canada if Trump won? I hope they die tonight god I hate liberals more and more everyday.

lol. the military would kill you all before giving up those bases, morons.

I realize media highlights the ignorance of liberals, but damn. Liberals are fucking stupid.

It's just like a kid throwing a tantrum, first they start crying and then they want to secede.

It worked out great for the last bunch of states that tried to leave the US

>born just in time to volounteer for Union foreign legion that will burn San Francisco to the ground

If it's not in USA anymore, can we send Admiral Kuznetsov to shell it?

Well, the Democrats were the original confederates. Nice to see they finally come around to the glory of the south rising again.

>55 fewer votes for the Democrats in 2020
Please do

It's too bad wars aren't like that no more. A quick total war would probably spare more lives than a long, drawn out conflict.

>they run out of water within a month.

>only eating grapes and olives for a year+

They'll be africa tier before long.

Just fucking try it Califags. We wish you were gone too, but the Union will not be broken.

Yes you can

They don't get our water than. Thell be so liberal they'll join Mexico in 50 years time

>get California to unilaterally leave the Union like the southern states.
>president trump has the feds and the military quickly conquer California and arrest all the traitorous elites.
>california read minted to the union as a territory
>Californians are denied citizenship and made American Nationals.
>Californians have to go through immigration process to become citizens again.
>california no longer relevant in national elections.
>we still tax their asses.
>Colorado River water diverted to Arizona and Mexico.
>Mexican farms flourish with abundant water.
>socal farms and cities are dry.

Another Califag here. This is not a serious movement, and if it is, virtually no one supports it earnestly.

sounds like seceding is a fast way to get rid of the mexican problem... no food, water and federal assistance... good luck amigos

After next year's tax reform, a lot of you will be for calexit.

just like Texas when Obama win, who cares

>tfw in the font lines of Commiefornia
i swear, all we need is the great san andreas fault to fuck shit up and all the libtards are going to flip red come 2020

i bet there would be an exodus from Silicon Valley, like to colorado, oregon, Washington.

>Cali would quickly start looking like Fury Road.

it'd be an improvement

I am ashamed to be a white male.

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what about the counties that voted trump?

>high taxes

But california would have to secede from itself to fix this

Mexico really really doesn't want them

The illegals come from the parts of mexico which vote for socialists and only like 48 million Mexicans bothered to vote in 2012. If you dump a state with 39 million people on mexico, all socialist, mexico will turn into a commie shithole immediately.

Unfortunately we need their industry, ocean ports and GDP. California should be treated like a rowdy colony that needs taming.

I've heard that the California senate is actually considering letting the Calexit thing become a referendum proposal, hence why it has media attention

Not gonna happen. The illegal La Raza's will be deported soon. Then California's population will drop by 10mil. Then a Republican will get elected because the massive drain from illegals is gone. Then Voter ID Laws will go in. Then the Democrat party dies.

>Fueled by high taxes

Taxes are theft, dont thread on me! (Only if Drumpf is president)

>high taxes
What the fuck, you want to live in a socialist shithole.

How can they even say this?

If California leaves were taking Washinton and Oregon with Us.

how does a state dry out of water even if they live NEAR FUCKING SEA COAST? I mean is easy to sterilize sea water.

If they do, it will be just LA and SF leaving the Union. Sure a city state can be functional like Singapore of Hong Kong but supposedly independent LA and SF wont operate that way considering that those two cities are fairly liberal

A bunch of white males and women, not a single non-White.

Yeah, this is going to happen.

Heads up.

Just in case this succession nonsense get out of hand, remind the non-whites, especially the Hispanics, that they not have free travel to the rest of the United States to see their family. Guaranteed no vote.

It's definitely not easy to sterilize sea water. It requires very costly plants that even Commiefornians can't levy enough taxes for.

Desalination is an expensive process so the commie tree huggers who know way more about the environment than anyone else dried up their water tables and now buy water from surrounding areas because theyre super environmentally conscious and we should look to them for advice on the environment.

>I mean is easy to sterilize sea water.
It's extremely expensive and inefficient to convert sea water, especially for a state with the population of CA.

wikihow.com/Turn-Salt-Water-Into-Drinking-Water

well there's the internet and I don't think sterilize plant is necessary.

>Your thoughts on this?
Godspeed California, we wish you the best on your endeavors.

>Canadian intellectuals

Why would I want to stop them? I hope California secedes and fucks off forever.

California wants to secede?

What a coincidence, 49 other states also want California to secede.

Well, bye!

Their gdp will turn to gnp, and we can put import tariffs on everything they sell. They will still use the dollar.

What could possibly go wrong?

Have any of these geniuses come up with an explanation for what happens to the multitude of military installations in the state?

Well they get less federal spending than they send in taxes.

It is ironic as the general trend across the US is that democratic states give more than they take while republican take more than they give.

they cant. its not permitted and the national guard will remove any politicians and "freedom fighters" that try anything

also california is overdue for another chemical spill. im thinking something blue or maybe even lime green

>Fueled by high taxes
Since this is Commiefornia, I'm guessing they mean "the need for higher taxes is our primary motivation!"

Congrats, you've just discovered the Quebec separation conundrum. Even if they had the impetus to actually separate it'd be a fucking nightmare to figure out how to actually divy up the territory. The whole muh-sixth-biggest-economy meme loses a lot of traction if half of Cali's territory is reclaimed by the feds.

>Sterilize
You should be sterilized

Earthquake when?

can't wait for Fury Road 2

They want to be Mexico anyway. Fuck em

>yfw the US's Quebec is California

Do it.
Also Alaska too, we would take that back.

I hope they are successful. I want to see how long until they beg for US aid or even to be let back into the union.

This would great as it would essentially insure another hundred years of total republican rule. They could even repeal the voting rights act and start doing things like ID check and IQ tests to remove certain voters so virtually every State would remain red including New England. California would essentially be under military occupation by the US, and the eastern portion might secede to join Nevada and arizona. The western portion would be totally dependent on the US economy and all decision making on trade would be made by Congress. The only benefit to Californians might be the net tax loss to the fed might be equalized

This would be a great. It would be the end of democratic party at least in terms of the presidency and the house.

Please secede Cali! It's in both of our best interests. You can turn Cali into a socialist utopia and the rest of us can have our country back. Sounds like a win win.

Port access is too important to U.S. economic and military interests. California would become a U.S. territory by force in less than 24 hours if it actually managed to secede (it won't).

>fueled by high taxes
Ahahahaha

Good, lets get rid of them now... so when the "big earthquake" happens, they can't get federal funding... not America's problem... and let's cut the aquaduct too.

Are Leaves getting paid by the hour to make just the absolute worst posts I've ever seen?

you may secede with two caveats:

>1. You have to fucking stay there - the rest of the US is now permanently off-limits

>2. No pissing and moaning to be invited back into the union, also see #1

you can keep all your fucking birkenstocks and almond milks, and will act like we miss you (we won't)

california will soon be majority mexican

they will rejoin mexico eventually

Kek'd

#LetThemLeave

Absolutely idiotic post

Is Eastern California still good?
Nevada
Placier
Apline
Mono
Sierra
Counties
Or are they infested as well?

Gee, I wonder why their taxes are so high?

>don't speak english
>self-entitled
>popular spot for snowflakes to go
sounds about right

>Your thoughts on this?
Bye bye

>leaf scientists

>be Californian
>2019!
>succession complete
>oh fuck the power went out
>the tap water doesn't work
>the toilet won't flush
>what do you mean we aren't connected to the nation's power grid?
>why did they cut off our water?
>what do you mean our sewer stops at the Nevada border?

President trump announces:

"We are going to tax California bigly to make sure they pay their fair share. You want to leave? You left. No power unless you pay up. And good luck forming your own military.

It doesn't matter if it becomes 100% Hispanic. The land itself is the only thing that matters to the U.S. and you're retarded if you think Mexico would pick a fight over it.

>Placier
Placer County, officially the County of Placer, is a county located in the U.S. state of California. As of the 2010 census, the population was 348,432. The county seat is Auburn. Wikipedia

We actually like Alaska, sorry senpai.

Tell that to the Israelis, dumb ass.

But go ahead and drink sea water. There's no problem with doing that at all, in fact it's better than that shitty municipal water with all of the chemicals they add.

Nah. I'm definitely feeling it might be a purplish orange.

this. it's an easy enough process, but you're paying 3-4x the cost due to extremely high energy demand

So which city is going to become Atlanta 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Good let's fucking war kill the god damn liberals and Mexicans who want to leave take resources and treat them like japan.

Please let them leave. I'm tired of having my h/o/bbies held back because of Californias cucked laws.
They are honestly the most cancerous state. The only thing they have going for them is that they have the most A E S T H E T I C license plates

They don't need to desalinate sea water their reservoirs have all been refilled with liberal tears

They finished a desalination plant recently or it should be done soon I think. It's being built near Carlsbad, just south of LA.

Isn't Austin, Texas already emerging as the new hub for developers and start ups?

>I've heard that the California senate is actually considering letting the Calexit thing become a referendum proposal, hence why it has media attention

This would be unbelievably stupid, because as a matter of course California would have war declared upon it by the government. They would be crushed within a week.

There is no way people are going to vote for literal suicide. The simple truth is that this is not being considered. It is saber rattling from butthurt democrats because they want to feel like they aren't just taking it up the ass.

>born just in time to line up and execute no-gunz liberal scum in service of America and God Emperor Trump
We're in the best timeline

>California leaving the Union
>To join Mexico
How would this be a bad thing again?

Only for developers of water filters and penis pills

Sitting in California right now I smiled at how wonderful this would be, but I don't think it's gonna happen.

Our retarded "sanctuary cities" would rather let the fed gov't cut funding and be turned into even bigger shitholes than they are already before they'll let one illegal immigrant get deported.

AFTER ALL, THIS WAS THE MEXICANS LAND 'MEMBER? Make CA MEXICO AGAIN, what is the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, etc. etc.

America

Never give Clay for free

Will we live to see the day of NCR rule?

We'll see how committed the sanctuary cities are to illegal leaches once their federal funding is cut. Easy to posture before it happens.

better be turning of those sprinklers.#smallgulpsnoalmonds

Civil war with all 49 states vs California? Oh god count me in.