Brit/pol/ - Police state edition

>Right-wing Donald Trump supporter Milo Yiannopoulos banned from speaking at former school in Kent by extremism unit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/21/school-cancels-talk-far-right-trump-cheerleader-milo-yiannopoulos/

>Diane James, former UKIP leader, quits party
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38057251

>PM faces fury after hinting at 'transitional' Brexit deal to appease City firms that could see us tied to the EU for YEARS
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3955772/We-ll-cut-business-tax-lowest-rate-G20-says-PM-Theresa-vows-commitment-free-market-pledges-bring-corporation-rates-time-low.html

>What is a 'transitional' Brexit deal and what would it involve?
theguardian.com/politics/blog/2016/nov/21/what-is-a-transitional-brexit-deal-and-what-would-it-involve-theresa-may

>How euroscepticism is RIPPING the EU APART: Shock poll shows unstoppable populist surge
express.co.uk/news/politics/734682/European-Union-YouGov-poll-populist-parties-EU-Brexit

>Donald Trump state visit to UK being considered
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38051579

>Theresa May backtracks on putting workers on company boards
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/11/21/theresa-may-backtracks-on-putting-workers-on-company-boards/

>DUDE WEED LMAO, say MPs including Nick Clegg
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/21/legalising-cannabis-could-net-1bn-a-year-say-mps-including-nick/

>Royal Navy 'woefully low' on warships
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38044967

>Nigel Farage makes new comeback bid: Acting Ukip leader rips up pledge to quit frontline politics as he vows to forge new alliance with Donald Trump and fight for a Commons seat
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3953518/Nigel-Farage-vows-fight-Commons-seat-Thanet-South-backed-Donald-Trump.html

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zerocensorship.com/uncensored/british/students-ban-daily-mail-sun-express-london-university-campus-359538
loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/
youtube.com/watch?v=nYEG5zAHNKc
youtube.com/watch?v=VYlMEVTa-PI
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THE INTERNET OF THINGS
>THE INTERNET OF THINGS
THE INTERNET OF THINGS

Are you ready for state mandated cyber physical waifus?

>tfw you ask for an emperor burger and you get a cheeseburger instead

How do we solve to Tory problem?

*snoops on your browser history*

this is not good, not good at all.

Joe Owens is the greatest 21st Century philosopher. Prove me wrong.

??

Lads what's the story with your government blocking your porn? Why did you decide to become a nanny state?

>send off navy application
>remember I can only do sit ups if someone holds my feet
uh oh

I'm actually having a shit right now. Am I OK?

Let's all have a poo for Theresa

>This man is leader of the opposition

>Implying anyone in the country even wants this

So lads, did the York meetup get dropped?

Can confirm I'll have money for it in December, so would be pretty hype to meet some of you fuckers IRL.

Then why is it happening?

>meeting up IRL
is this what Sup Forums's become now
fucking faggots

Because the government very rarely does things people want.

Because we can't do anything to stop it.

Only Fools created false lad culture and glorified petty crime throughout, bloody downfall of British culture if you ask me :^)

ISPs have to put up a firewall to block "adult sites".
Because the only people that care are shut in neets from Brit/pol/. It has also had little covereage, i phoned my dad up and he had no idea, he follows politics too.

Just use vpn's, proxy's, foreign servers, no body will stop me from looking at porn. If I can get past the firewalls in Singapore the UK will be a breeze

I hope you like anal, navy boy

bend over

Doesn't sound like the UK is a free country tbqh.

chill out its the navy as long as you can touch your toes youll be fine

Nope.
youtube.com/watch?v=atupfHizJxM

because the UK is fucking shit

VPN services are going to make a lot of money, how long before they debate making VPNs illegal?

>Implying the people pushing for these things are from Sup Forums

m8 i cant even touch my cock

how shocking

Trump coming to Windsor

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/queen-invite-donald-trump-president-american-elections-windsor-castle-state-visit-cut-out-farage-a7427996.html

Any of you faggots going to catch a glimpse of the next King?

Hope so

Whoa...

dont worry someone else will do that for you

Who else /ought to be studying right now/ ?

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Which party will you vote for brit/pol/?

It hasn't been for a very long time lad. What rock have you been living under?

MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

Not local enough for my taste

Doesn't really fucking matter, they're the bulk of Sup Forums and hiro's said he's not planning on deleting the board

hit me up senpai

Adult sites can mean anything, not just porn. Return of kings is blocked on phones, but jezebel and the muslim brotherhood are all acceptable.

They start off saying they need to protect "children", then it will be "terrorists" then it will be scroungers then it will be alt right "racists". Never will it be immigrants, feminists, or left wing fascists. Fucking police state cunts.

Are Monster Raving Loony Party even still a thing?

WOES IS A SPY

HHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg rrreeeeeeeeeeeeee

At 1am?

MRLP are probably liberal as fuck these days

how about a taste of the future lad

zerocensorship.com/uncensored/british/students-ban-daily-mail-sun-express-london-university-campus-359538

He has came a long way. His wacky American adventures are funny desu

The old guard should keep going and call them out instead of just accepting it and only pop up to attack them when they're being particularly cringeworthy


Many of their old policies have since become law

Thats what the non-commisoned officers are trained for, faggot. I mean really, the navy? Fucking hell

HIM AND RICHARD SPENCER ARE SPIES

Star and Sport are safe though right?

I simply can't he's irrefutably /our guy/

>tfw too embarrassed to complain if porn gets banned
Honestly who wants to start up in public and say ME WANT LOOK AT SEX WHEN TOUCH MY WILLY NOW NOW

I graduated last year lad, was a fucking minefield, didnt shag a single bird. Only spoke to two. I think one liked me, she did tell me to have a nice day...

loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/

>T.TERRORISTS will be made to wear Bells and Horns so we know where they are.

Seems pretty red-pilled to me.

you can never oppose the establishment because they know what you masturbate to

Theresa May's election video could be her drowning a sack of puppies, after screwing up Brexit, and banning porn and they'd still get an increased majority.
>Th-thanks Jez.

Is it NEET hours yet?

>chomsky
LMAO no

Jesus the only rational choice is ukip. Found out my mom voted green, fucking traitor. I feel like joining the EDL just to spite the bitch.

How??//?????///?

Lads ive got that sickening feeling when i know i have to go to work tomorrow but it's already 1 and im not even tired yet and im going to have an awful day at work.

Not a NEET, but don't have work tomorrow because retail shifts.

I'll probs be up another couple hours desu.

>tits on show and women embracing sexuality

First they came for the perverts

Given how fucking computer illiterate the government is, id give it 5 years before they work out the acronym. After that only god can save us. Or google caches.

>Adult sites can mean anything, not just porn
I know this. I was diagnosed with Anorexia years ago and used to visit a form that was for support (yes laugh all you want i was 16 at the time). It worked fine when i was connected to WIFI but if i was out and i used internet data O2 blocked the site because it had "adult content". It had nothing in the way of "adult content" but it was still blocked. You had to call O2 and give them your info to prove you are over 18, obviously i couldn't do that back then.

student here, but NEETs are welcome

>mom
hmmmmmm

Fucking May.

I hate her already. Fuck this shit.

Worst part is, she's going to trounce any sort of opposition by saying hurrrr I'll do brexit I promise

we'll be in the 2020s by the time we actually trigger A50, let alone actually leave at this rate

I'M FUCKED OFF LADS.

might as well transition at this point.

>after 10 years of development the final boss of FFXV is a quicktime event

>women getting fatter*

Look

Why did everyone hate lightning?

Wank, then you'll sleep like a baby. What porn fo you like? I like softcore upskirts

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SOME KIND OF CORBYNITE

>I hate her already
What made you ever like her? Besides the occasional snappy zinger she now hands out at PMQs, she hasn't changed a single bit

>TFW i said May would fuck us over but got spammed with "You're cucked lel"

You misspelled Shadow of Mordor m8.

May is a piece of shit no one voted for like brown why do we have so many pm's we dont vote for?

Lightning was the only good character, everyone else was shit.

bloody hell her cheeks are fucking gone
is she officially a zombie now?
did they drag a corpse on set?

Media and Special Advisor spin, just like Blair

>Uninspiring bland politician (whose only genuine passion is for killing liberty) is dressed up as a figure that the public will love by their Special Advisors and a helpful media

In Blair's case it was "Look at this fresh-faced young go-getter full of optimism ready to lead us out of the grey stale Thatcher/Major years", in May's case it's "Look at this experienced conservative hero full of anti-EU sentiment ready to lead us out of the horrible liberal Blair/Cameron years".

In both cases it's bullshit heated up and served to people who want to believe it and will angrily shill against anyone who claims otherwise

Well I knew you were all cucked, I just didn't realise you were this cucked.

Glad we got out when we did 2bh

>everyone was shit
ftfy m80

>half of Sup Forums thought she wouldn't implement all these fucked up surveillance laws

I didn't mind vanille and afrodude

I hated Lightning because I've hated every FF game I've played.

>Shitty writing
>Every story is young people using the power of friendship to kill god.
>Boring af gameplay.

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Because tifa is waifu material and lightning needs to learn how to suck a dick. She could learn from all those faggotity metrosexuals in the FF universe

Yeah she got killed off by a barrage of peanuts that pushed her down the stairs, then she came back as a zombie
youtube.com/watch?v=nYEG5zAHNKc

Why not?
youtube.com/watch?v=VYlMEVTa-PI

REEEEEEEEEEEE DONT TEST ME TODAY YKTD

I thought she was genuinely nationalist, right wing, etc. I can't believe I was fooled by the tories. Never again.

JUST

Because our country is autistic as fuck with how its party system works.

>needs to learn how to suck a dick
you're a faggot