Would you pay $200,000 to go to Mars?

Would you pay $200,000 to go to Mars?

no

No, but i would pay $20 to launch you into the sun, fag.

No. Mars is a shithole.

Yes, but I wouldn't go in the first wave

Living in low gravity in strictly climate controlled spaces sounds bad senpai.

How much to get back to Earth?

Space X costs 500k. I would for sure.

No, there are cheaper ways to commit sudoku.

wew nice

How much to get back to earth?

Yes I would.

I will kill myself for less t b h

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Presumably the same amount

(((Mars)))

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ohh my !!!

How're the jobs on Mars? Like if I could scratch together another $200k working a stint there, then honestly I could see myself doing that.

Yes, but as long as I only go with white nationalists.
This will allow my group to name Mars as the land of my forefathers.
And the lack of cuck law will allow us to execute non whites that try to land and sully our newfound lands.

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a kid.
In fact it's cold as hell.

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Only if they launch me on the habitable side
The one near the martian poles that has trees and local wildlife

Fuck the middle that place makes the outback look like a band of fairy faggots

I cant believe no ones gone to mars just to shoot hostile game yet

The Mexican intellectual speaks digits truth

Sudoku is now officially one of the names for Seppuku or harakiri.

PRAISE KEK

>go to Mars
>be a long-term colonist there for 30 years of my shitty life
>ALCOHOL RATIONS
>20 MINUTE LAG INTERNET REDUCING MY SHITPOST TIME TO THAT OF AN AUSTRALIAN'S
>RARE flag
Rare flag makes it worth it.

five fives. Its like Cinco de Mayo

>now
newfag detected

pls commit sudoku

I would pay $200,000 to see America made great again.

MAGA.

Fuck off LEAF.

The day of the rake is coming.

Dude. In your timeline Mars has stuff on it? Ours is an empty desert.

I would open a space bar and make space whiskey.

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>Smuggle cannabis seeds
>Grow Mars weed
>Smuggle it back and make a killing

you just wear heavy shoes Earthbaby

The SpaceX plan is for it to be "free", for a few reasons. Martian exports are going to be minimal for the longest time, so most of the ships that make the trip are going to be headed back to Earth pretty much empty.

So i can spend 3 years in some space craft with 20 other people and have to shower with recycled wather and breathe recycled air? No thanks.

pussy

I wouldnt be paid $200,000 to go (even if it was realistic that I would make it back)

If I wanted to go a lifeless red shithole, I'd go to Australia.

No, that's retarded.

It's all about he journey man

>sudoku
>five 5s in one row
Try again mate.

Being stuck in a cabin of a bunch of retard normies, who I'd probably eventually kill

Yup

I wouldn't even accept $200,000 to go to Mars.

Hell fucking yeah I would. Imagine what it would be like to leave the rock you had spent your entire life on, and step foot on another planet. I would probably cum in my pants and leave it on mars.

Fuck no

There's been a Mars colony for years, it's just been a secret USAF project. The NSA uses it to spy on aliums.

I wouldn't go to mars.
You see, mars is no longer mars.

We should pay 200k to send Lena Dunham there.

This isn't a scenic train ride there is literally nothing to look at.

No way man. I have a feeling the awe of being on an uninhabitable planet would wear off pretty fucking quick.

I'd pay $200,000 for you to go to mars

Did u just assume my gender

Depends

Sure depending on what I would be doing there that is.

to die of cancer in a couple of years?... yeah why not

Oy Vey, it's like anutha shoah!

You must undertake meet impregnation quotas. In between, depending on your skill set, you could shoot at the aliums, or mine for resources, or fix spaceships, or brew alcohol.

No. Just pay to visit Arizona border. It's both red, and filled with aliens.

Richfag here.

Absolutely yes. And if I die doing so, it would be a hell of a death.

But guys what about the name meme?
Being famous means you didn't actually die right?

I don't even want people to know my name while I'm still alive

(checked and praised)

We oughta make sure you get the least amount of work building the wall, Paco.

Mars soil has a high sulfur composition and will make everything that comes in contact with it smell like ass and rotten eggs

Let's assume the trip is 99.9% safe, statistically safer than driving your car to work and you arrive on Mars in one piece.
Now imagine every single aspect of your life requires cutting edge engineering technology: air, food, electricity, heat, water, atmospheric pressure, communication. Things that not even the most primitive of humans had to worry about.

Your existence is on the knife's edge, being balanced on the hope that hundreds of devices will function every second of every day. A single failure in any of these technologies will likely kill you.

I could buy a nice ass house were I live for that, Or I could live in a can on a cold lifeless rock with the constant threat of death looming over me.

>Would I pay $200,000 to go to bizarro Arizona?

Maybe.

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the USAF aren't the only ones with assets there
and they don't need rockets

Who else?

Why no rockets?

Only if I get to shoot monsters...

That's a good deal. Sign me up.

>No showers
>No baths
>No swimming
>No clouds
>No walks outside in the fresh air
>No forests
>No trees
>No oceans
>No fish
>No vacations
>No help
Why would anyone want to go live on Mars?

Yes, and I'd take the first ride there. Sincerely. Mars has always been the goal for me, hence why I'm doing my graduate work in entry, descent and landing. I'll sell everything I have.

Does mars even have a SINGLE anime?

The Khanate will rule over the red planet.

ALL HAIL THE KHAN!

It's a one way ticket.

>ALCOHOL RATIONS
Lol, you think there's going to be alcohol on Mars?

rules of acquisition. learn 'em

the Real Question is: Can you pay 20 Million to be brought back?

they getting star trek impulse engines naow

No. There will be no equipment available to bring you back.

no fucking nutbars all over the place

sounds like a great place to live forever

>no fucking nutbars all over the place
what?

the people going to mars will have better odds than the people on the mayflower had going to america. probably better, lots of people died on the way, and they KNEW that people would die on the way. i doubt anyone will die on the way to mars and i don't think they'll have any major catastrophe on mars.

>pay 200,000 to fucking die

Great idea you fucking retard.

Eventually there will be. When the price is finally down to the $200k there will be manufacturing of fuel on Mars to refuel reuse the craft that brought you there.

Tfw Trump is going to go to Home Depot to hire works to build a wall.

Not unless people have already been going there for a long time and I was filthy rich.

Or unless that's the equivalent of $2000 40 years from now.

Even Elon "Reddit" Musk has said that people WILL die during the first manned Mars missions, guaranteed.

>people WILL die
More people will die on earth

When the price gets that low($200k) people will have been going for a while.

The first few rounds will be millions per seat.

After the flights get ramped up and proved safe(relatively) more people will buy the tickets and drive the prices down.

>Eventually there will be. When the price is finally down to the $200k there will be manufacturing of fuel on Mars to refuel reuse the craft that brought you there.
lol, no. Don't expect to leave Mars if you go. You aren't grasping how expensive it is, how difficult is it to get there, how dangerous it is or how fucking far away it is.

You will have no rights and no choices when you are there. It's survival; you'll be fighting every day just to stay alive and your lifespan will be cut short.

But Meelon Husk said there would be

would be what? you get NOTHING on Mars but the chance to die there.

A way to manufacture fuel. They are designing their engines with that particular source in mind, I don't remember offhand what it was, but it can be manufactured on Mars.

names are a social construct

You use electrolysis to turn ice into water and then hydrogen and oxygen. Like it's been done for the last 60 years.
Musk is a meme

Pay 200K to die on another planet, or stay on earth and have 200K to spend? TOUGH CHOICE.

As long as nogs stay off.