Year is 2060.
India is a superpower.
Discuss among yourselves.
Year is 2060.
India is a superpower.
Discuss among yourselves.
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Will Vennu Mallesh be the first poo in space?
Have this post for a couple of days. Got it from /pol. Could you explain to me my, about-to-become-a-superpower friend, who is this guy answering to whore on Twitter? I saw some of his posts. He writes his tweets like a redpilled /pol poster.
Really makes me stink.
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I cannot wait to serve the great Pajeets in 2030 tbqh
SO MANY WHITE SERVANTS!
Still have a butt hole on your flag
2060, an age of decadence has led to social unrest, protests and shit-ins rage across the country over the issue of gender neutral shitting streets.
Victory was finally had
you cant teach a billion people how to shit right in 44 years
Agar Hindustan ek superpower ban jaata hai, main loo mein mal lagega
jesus this is just awful
kinda dope tho
not gonna lie
This is how humans are meant to poo
more like super poo-er
:^)
The sweat dripped off his face. "But Mr. Chanchal, we only have 10 minutes to make our final decision. This could be the outcome of the entire future of the Galactic Indian Empire..."
Mr. Singh threw on his spacesuit and shone in the light of the Sun: "Do we poo in the loo?"
I must admit your designated abortion hogs are a great idea.
>only planning for 200 more small ships
>has actual shit levels IN THE AIR
>gets a single battleship added and now its "muh superpower"
>still refuses to educate ANYONE outside of a few small groups
>I'm not going to respond because I'm a troll
FTFY
yeah what about that too dammit
u gotta be kiddin me with that butthole flag
srsly guize
>India superpower
Main power source: natural gas
Is it complete? It's Hyderabad complete.
Love my Indiabros but the country will never be a true global power. I do business in both China and India, you can bribe both Indians and Chinese for a song, but an Indian will without hesitation fuck over his own countrymen, whereas that shit will not fly in China.
you guys keep pushing it back by 10 years each time
True! Check out the squatie potie.
They figured out how to turn shit into energy. Since there's so much of it in their streets and beaches they provide the world's cheapest energy and subsequently become a superpower.
dat id
you spelled shithole wrong
Slide bait
Sage
>tfw picking between two jobs in India ($21k/year) and China ($52k/year)
Do I choose poo or chink?
your countrymen seem to pay better
With all of your natural gas it's no wonder you aren't a superpower already pajheet
go with the higher pay obviously
>China offers double the salary
>China offers toilets
hmmm I wonder which is better?
>India
>superpower
More likely you become a "superpooper", am I right?
>India is a surPOOpower.
ftfy
Hope they use all that power to get the poo off butt. Problem is even with all that power how do you tell where the poo ends and the butt starts?
Weaponized poo
very spoopy
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If there's no one else left I can see it happening.
Maybe.
We'll nuke EU and USA just for "shits" and giggles.
I don't genuinely understand why Modi hasn't nuked Israel yet, we and Iran are a natural ally.
Don't fall for american propaganda.
pudoo for prez.
you poo in loos never have shiting on something out of your minds.
>Be a superpower
>600+ million people still don't use toilets
Pottery.
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Dumping D4nny
India's flag is just Ireland's flag sideways. Stop trying to emulate us, you'll never match our epic beer.
India has made an addition to the ISS. It's made entirely of poo. It even has a designated poo corridor.
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this is p lit
exactly my thoughts
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why do pooinloos always remix western music
China obviously. Fuck india, it's a disgusting place. Not that chinkland is any better but at least you have tight asian pussy all day.
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Holy fuck ,why are indians trying so hard to be western?
>western beat
>english lyrics
>2060
>shitting streets are now fully automated and require you to put ass against slanted PVC pipe cut in half
>this is breakthrough technology
>People sometimes think I am mental
>They don't know I'm very sentimental
Nice. This is actually banging
India is a pooperpower
Sikh
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>MAP OF INDIA 2060
Are you sure you want all those muslims?
>India is superpooper
xd
respond xd to this comment to keep india forever poopy xd
Because English is our second language
And even the first words you learn in English, 'Mother, Father, Brother' comes from Hindi
Yes, we will use them as fuel after harvesting their organs
Your flag literally has a puckered anus on it.
I can't take even the superest of powers seriously with a flag like that.
>calling wheel an anus
Please a doctor you blue buttholed faggot
Not if Pakistan and China have a say.
See ->
china bro.
>tfw this guy is from your hometown
If Kek wills it.
Pick Chiner if you want to stand in bread lines
But yeah that's more than double pay
I'd still say India is better assuming you're getting a job in the metropolitan areas because of the fact that you can actually breathe and don't have to buy fresh air cans over here
Bitch please, waiting in line at the liquor store in kerala is the worst degrading moment of anyone's life.
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What else do you expect from a commie state.
We have legit Communist parties over here who should have been purged.
Kerela is ruled by the Communist Party of India Marxist
It's a deranged and degenerate place and I wish we kick them out of the Indian union every day
More than half of the people that live in that uncivilized backwater you call a country have to take a shit out in the field like savages because they don't have a toilet.
Stop being silly.
>Sanitation. Sanitation everywhere.
>Indian women are now high test
>4jeet imageboard is the largest website in the world
That's the thing though you wouldn't have communist movement if your dumbass traditional cliques didn't exist. The schools there, you don't even have to join a fraternity to get hazed.
You will have sewers in 2060?
Also, note that all that you see in the media over there is hindu's crying about cows getting slaughtered, sounds like you guys really have "progressed"...
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Does this new superpower come with a flag that isn't literally an anus?
Communism/Socialism is what ruled India for 60 years.
The Congress was socialist to the extent where they abolished private property of rich landowners and gave it to the people who were hired to cultivate the fields.
Of course the pussies that my countrymen were,took that lying down.
Did all of US/China/Russia jet off into space?
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>Does anyone remember how long exactly "pay debts lasted?"
I really feel like india takes the cake for historic automatic flag shitposting at this point
lol how did that work out for you though? now you're littered with corrupt local politicians everywhere. you really think that india is gonna be a superpower in the direction its going?
By 2030 India will have completed work on their brand new allternative fuel sourced car the the "poomobile".
It runs entirely on human waste. Run out of fuel? no problem just pop the tank, drop your pants, stick your ass agianst the hole and let loose!
U will be back on the move in no time with no need for any of that triple A nonsense!.
>Year is 2060.
>India is a superpower.
>Discuss among yourselves.
Simple.
Never happen.
I've been there. You sanitation, mass poverty, no public education, and stupid fucks like the OP think the place is a 'powerful and mighty place'
Rampant criminality, culture of lying.
Superpower my ass.
>all toliets have been destroyed
Most Indians are naturally redpilled. Centuries of poverty does that to you.
>2060
>India discovers efficient means of converting human feces into renewable fuel source.
>Becomes leading global supplier of new fuel source.
Don't forget the horrible transportation, I swear you get confused seeing the same damn dog every turn, and then you have to have a local tell you thats a different dog. Wtf are they cloning the stray dogs?
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>lol how did that work out for you though? now you're littered with corrupt local politicians everywhere. you really think that india is gonna be a superpower in the direction its going?
Corrupt police, corrupt military, gangsters controlling whole cities, rampant disease. Dead bodies in the streets. Ritual occult killings, dowries, arranged marriage, leprosy (Leprosy currently affects approximately a quarter of a million people throughout the world, with majority of these cases being reported from India)
India. Better than pakistan but not by much.
>culture of lying
I put a little raiser under my feet and I effectively squat while pooping on the loo. I shit so good and also clean my arse in the shower after.
Clean masterrace.
Bill Clinton sanction stopped em.
>Most Indians are naturally redpilled. Centuries of poverty does that to you.
Printing millions of fake degrees above mobile phone shops and lying to western employers does not make you redpilled. It makes you a liar.
Live in poverty, then media shells out $5 billion... Makes sense.
unless they find out that shitting in the street turns them to gold....
>year 2060
>india is now superpower
>every street flows with poo
>nothing gets done because everyone lied about their credentials to get their job
do people start pooing in the loo in 2060?