Calls himself redpilled

>calls himself redpilled
>doesnt have a mustache

When did you discover the most redpilled method of facial grooming?

>calls himself redpilled
>is white

mustaches are for gay porn stars

Moustaches are an arab/muslim thing that denote manhood

>no true scotsman fallacy

also you look like a pedo faggot creep

I think you need a strong face to pull one off nicely these days. Tom Selleck style.

Grow a beard you fucking fag.

>redpilled
>facial hair

pick one

Maybe 30 years ago. Now they are a dogwhistle for strong men with traditional values. After growing a mustache you wouldnt believe the amount of white men who openly and easily talk to me about redpilled topics.

Found the shitskin

I didn't get good mustache genes.

Women prefer a shaved face anyway.

I look like an arab with a beard.

Found the shrimp dick white boi

Canadian, cuck, or coon?

>tfw curly handlebar stache
>people always asking to take pictures with me
>people think i'm a liberal
>girls shoving their hands in my face to touch it

i want to shave it because i'm tired of putting up with all that shit but at the same time i'd look 12 if i did.

The only people who have Facial Hairs are unemployed hipster cucks.

Bitches love shrimp

I'll throw my shrimp on your barbie

...

I'm a texan

I WILL BAIT AND POST MY "FUNNY" PIC !

>the last alpha president was the last president with a mustache or facial hair at all

>23
>still can't grow a stache

What's wrong with me lads

Real men will look like men regardless.

You're asian

But I have blue eyes

Your president is a bald manlet, I don't believe Russians are the best judges of masculinity.

A good double edge razor will give you a much closer shave with less irritation than any Gillette multi blade cartridge nonsense.......you're welcome.

Taft had facial hair.

A steer or a queer?

Mustaches only look good on older guys. Young guys with just mustaches look like creeps.

I look like a pedophile with a mustache.

There's more dignity to accepting that you're bald and getting a buzzcut rather than adopting a ridiculous comb-over that necessitates the use of a baseball cap every time the wind gets up

You still have a nigger for a president and almost elected a woman.

Estrogen in your water.
Estrogen in everything touching BPA plastics especially canned foods.
High cortisol reduces test.
Vitamin D turns on good genes and bad ones off, so a lack of sun will fuck you up.

There's a huge list of reasons.

My chin recedes back too much for a mustache to look right on me, it sucks being born in the body of a cuck ripe for what the media supports but my soul and mind is the complete opposite of my physical appearance. It has to be those fucking chemicals in everything, does anyone else agree?

i sure hope you work out a lot because having that receded chin, no facial hair look on top of either being super skinny or super fat makes you look like the biggest cuck possible. Seriously dedicate yourself to lifting, go for a real strong thick bulk, not a slender look, go for that like 230lbs ~10% bf look if you can, be a monster, its really the only way you're going to save yourself.

someone fell for the movember meme

that was maybe ok 6 years ago but now it's normie shit

>defines his intellectual prowess on the basis of growing a mustache

kys

does it tug less on longer hairs if you're a lazy bastard like me that only shaves when he got to?

DUDE LIFTING LMAO

I'm not posting my fuckin' picture on Sup Forums

A beard is essentially a face fedora at this point.

gross, pervstache is for pedos

>Moustaches are an arab/muslim thing that denote manhood

Opposite. Muslim text mandate that Muslim men grow out their beard and shave their mustaches.

Having a mustache is the most anti-Muslim thing you can do.

Stop talking shit.

Mustache is for pedos