Why haven't you enrolled in your country's army or law enforcement ?

Why haven't you enrolled in your country's army or law enforcement ?

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I don't want to fight Russia for the EU, hurry up and Brexit yo.

Also our army is too poor to afford proper training and soldiers have to shout "pew pew" instead of firing live rounds.

Too many cucks in charge.

That still leaves the police, though.

What, so I can help my ZOG machine nation's military cuck red pilled people here at home and the world over? No thank you, I'd rather join
>pic related
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The army pays for shit, we have no enemies at the moment, and no independent foreign policy.

Law enforcement in slavlands is just a welfare program for sociopaths and assholes, minus a few elite units that actually get the job done.

I ain't dying for a Jew

>soldiers have to shout "pew pew" instead of firing live rounds
Come on, it can't be that bad. I've seen a video with something like that going on in Ukraine, but you exaggerating, right?

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This.

Why should i want to serve the fucking EU warmongering fascists?

I have. I'm an Army Reserve MP. So I'm in both of those things.

DELET

because I'm no canon fodder for globalists

lol wow that's not nearly as hot as I thought it'd be

I did.

I've joined the local militia. You got a problem with that?

>footage of Trump's golf course in New Jersey

STOP
STOP IT NOW

I will once trump is in office.

Because i am not a slave

I did. I leave for USMC boot in July 10

I'm an interior firefighter and emergency medical technician. The police and armed forces are great, but there are other equally important ways to serve your community and nation.

Was a degenerate fatty when I was of age.

Didnt lose the weight find motivation until I was out of age range.


Yeah Ill regret that one til I die.

What's the best way to get to the required cardio level?

I'm not a boot licker.

The Brits can't even afford ship to ship missile for their Navy. If you ever thought about invading, Ivan, now is the time

Been there done that got the combat patch.

Wanted to be a MUH-reen but resisted urge to murder for ZOG.
FEEEELS GOOOOOOOOD.

I tried to but couldn't. So now I work for the MNR over summers as a firefighter.

Go running? Christ. It's not fucking hard guy

Harold Covington is a fat loser who eats to cops and his wife is an equally-fat LARPing Wiccan satanist

Not fighting for this shithole of a country

You have a choice in that matter? Degenerates, all of you ...

Because it's for lowly educated people with no skills other than not be morbidly obese.

Cuck

> tfw I might meet Sup Forumsack burgers in nato exercises

Obama thinks I'm too much of a criminal.

i dont want to work for fucktards in charge

isn't the army and police kind of just the less educated people we don't mind die for the more important people?
there's a reason veterans get treated so poorly, they weren't supposed to come back.

This. I don't feel like fighting sand niggers in fuckheadistan protecting corporate kike interests. I'll join the minute a war that actually threatens the u.s starts up.

Of course I have.

I'll enlist the day my country declares war on the bankers(and consequentially the world).
So, never.

Run
Don't work yourself too hard at first though.
Shin splints are a very real thing, and they suck dick.
Slowly work your way up to where you're doing full miles without stopping, or slowing down. Sprinting is what builds your cardio the quickest.

I don't want to arrest people for hate speech while escorting refugees across the border.

I tried. I didn't get past Main Board when I went for Officer Selection.

It's not a case of being able to afford them, it's a case that the US Navy is dicking around with their replacement, the Harpoon stockpile is about to expire and Sea Venom is taking longer to put into service because of the French end of things. So the Royal Navy can either buy more missiles from the 1980s and keep them for another decade or they can take the gap and get new modern missiles.

I enlisted with the Navy about a week before the election. Can't wait to serve with Trump as Commander in Chief.

Don't know what it's like in your country, but this is only true here for grunts. Get a degree in law or political science, get a master's degree in whatever specialized field, enlist as an officer, serve for 20 years and either go work at the HQ, start a political career or enjoy very comfy retirement. Of course, you can also join a public service work and get paid to do nothing while still receiving veteran benefits.

>shout "pew pew"
Been there done that.

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Because my country doesn't have an army and the law enforcement is full of ex-Guardia Civil hillbillies.

>Large part of my country hates its military
>Obama humiliated them for 8 years
>Those who fought and died in Iraq ultimately went up in smoke as the country was under ISIS which was 100x worse then anything Saddam ever done.
>You're injured with horrible third degree burns and some SJW kiddy in the street is crying for having it hard

I would fight for the country, but not for most of its people. If we have a Civil War hell yes, but now? No fucking way. I would never fight for Shlomo and his dirty wars.

BOP BOP BOOOOP
BOOM BOOM BOOM

Did, signed up for the US Navy, kidneys started to shut down during basic. Kicked me out.

Hiking with a weighted backpack. Whatever exercise you do, do it with additional weights. Endurance and strength are far more important than speed in the fire service.

For interior firefifhting you are wearing personal protective clothing, a self contained breathing apparatus with air tank, regulator, and mask, and carrying an axe or halligan. The total weight of this gear varies between 50 and 75 pounds. Additionally, you will be moving and lifting a charged hoseline up multiple stories while wearing this gear, hoisting tools, climbing ladders with the gear on while carrying a rotary saw, or even climbing an extension ladder while carrying a roof ladder. You also have to be able to carry an unconscious adult down a ladder.

I have shit health.
I wanted to participate in technological advancement, but there is no way to go around soviet kikes in defence projects now.

So i`ll implement it by myself and then we`ll see.

>For interior firefifhting
firefighting

>Hiking with a weighted backpack. Whatever exercise you do, do it with additional weights

Dude, hate to break it to you, but placing weights on your torso or limbs while walking, hiking, or running do NOTHING. Just do traditional strength training.

Oh shit, me to. When's your shipping date. Mines March 29

The navy almost got me to be a nuclear engr. But I dropped out of that the day before they wanted to swear me in. They were rushing me like hell. So instead I'm in uni going for that biomed engr. Feels good.

Have 11 convictions so can't be cop. Cant be military cause my parents tried to control me by after I did time for hitting a cop they made me go to AA every day for 30 days; yeah they're crazy. Then they made me go to rehab and start taking legal drugs.

I considered it a lot in my early and mid twenties but it seemed like I wouldn't do well in the military environment so I didn't bother.

I actually want to be a police officer. Right now I'm just in a community college and I just plan on getting my associates degree and gtfo. 98% of all police departments just require a high school diploma, I'm just getting my associates degree just in case. Also college is not for everyone. That doesn't mean that people who only have a high school education are dumb.

Also I live in New Jersey

>Northwest Volunteer Army

As comical as some Black American revolutionary party. Enjoy being part of a honey pot bud.

Gonna enroll for MP next year actually

Underrated

>Implying I haven't.

Too old.

Because the pay is shit, there's no war and cops do fucking nothing all day.

Because I will not fight in proxy wars for israel and the (((corporate overlords))).

Too thin, go to college.

I did, but I was enforced to do it.

because of these greasy hags

It's already filled to the brim with losers who can't give their own lives structure.

There is no point. Why the hell would I risk my life fighting in durkadurkastan because (((they))) want oil? Also our army is an SJW paradise full of tolerance and liberal bullshit. When America is actually in danger then I'll join.

No army and our police is a meme

Are you not a red blooded man? Regardless of the politics of the situation, do you not get excitement from confrontation? Did you play any Rugby or Football as a kid?

If you answered no to any of my questions, then I fully understand. You're a beta male

i dont feel like getting shot

Because there's no reason for me to die or get injured for a stupid concept like country. There's no reason for me to die or get injured protecting the elites' interests.

I actually planned to years ago as I always lacked a goal and motivation in life, but unfortunately had an accident which left me a wheelchair user for life so im kinda fucked.

Because im a skeleton

It's not going to be what you think it will be.
You're going to see more cock than you ever imagined.

German military is kind of a joke anyways, too many Chiefs and not enough Indians, plus the Indians are roaches.

>I actually want to be a police officer. Right now I'm just in a community college and I just plan on getting my associates degree and gtfo. 98% of all police departments just require a high school diploma
Is that true? Here you need at least an associates, can't be a smoker, and you still have to pay to go to the police academy. The only department even remotely close to me that allows for highschool only basically requires you be prior military and know a cop.

>Reserves
That's cute

Our is barely existant, if it got too large it could damage the immigratin process in the event of a coup.

F

Being in the reserves is actually fucking sweet. Easiest extra money ever.

I'm thinking about it even though our military is a joke.

Being paid for doing rooty tooty point n shooty exercises doesnt sound so bad. It's probably sucks way harder than I expect tho

Horrible advice, this is how you fuck up your joints and get shin splints early, especially if you're not already /fit/.

Increased amount of running, check out programs like couch to 5k. High intensity interval training like 30-60s/60-120s are really good as well.

Because my left knee is permanently damaged and I can't afford health care to treat it.
If I bend the knee more than a little bit, it makes a painful clicking noise when I straighten it again.

I was actually getting in shape to enlist when it happened.

>army
Not interested in either dying or being mutilated for stupid reasons. I do respect the guys who kill random foreigners so I can continue to have access to various luxuries though.

>police
Most of the time cops enforce laws regarding trivial bullshit, since I'm not an asshole I don't want to bother people for said trivial bullshit. I do appreciate the cops who actually deal with more serious problems, but there's only so many psychos and addicts causing those problems.

I probably would consider doing a few years of service if my country weren't a banana republic.

Former submariner here.

Wish I was younger, I'd like to take part in the upcoming wars - I didn't see any action

i was 2 weeks from going to marine boot camp before I was diagnosed with epilepsy which made me medically unfit to serve. I even lost 90 pounds to join up.

Fucking this

I already did.
Sergeant in the command support brigade

>Why haven't you enrolled in your country's army or law enforcement
>implying I had a choice

Former paratrooper (VDV) here.
C нeбa в бoй нa yбoй.

>let trannies in and pay for their transition
>disqualify people for the slightest diagnosis of anything else

Because i am 8 years old :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i'm in the fire army