In this thread we praise Kek for delivering us unto the best and memeiest timeline

In this thread we praise Kek for delivering us unto the best and memeiest timeline.

May he continue to grant digits to those who speak his will.

PBUH

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Kek is a false god and an evil entity of blind laughter.

There is only one true God.

Pray he show you mercy and forgive you for the error of your ways before it is too late (which will be very soon).

>There is only one true God
And he has no name for some reason? Nope Kek is the true god sense we have evidence of him helping us meme trump into presidency.

Your digits say otherwise

sage

Thank you Kek for saving us from the horror that is Berenstain universe.

Praise!

PRAISE HIM

GO GET REKT FAGGOT

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE RENENET
PRAISE GEB

Will Soros finally stop his payment on shills for this website? Will Hillary finally be locked up? Is Kanye in the mental facility getting drugged because he spoke the truth? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

PRAISE KEK May we walk in his shadow all of our days

I hope the Lord forgives me for this, but I will laugh as I watch you all burn in hell.

KEK is the one and only GOD

>I will laugh as I watch you all burn in hell
Kek you're no better than us radical religiousfag

But we have avoided hell by stopping the election of Shill.

Kek has already delivered us to the promised land.

Digits of truth

You believe in some kinda fucked up God would burn people for ironically praising a frog and rolling for digits and making memes

Please kys and go have a word with that lunatic

God is good. You are evil for awakening a long dead demonic entity by engaging in ritual worship of him. Do you not realize what you are doing?

It isn't over until Trump is sworn in. "kek", as you call him, just loves to laugh. Soon he will be laughing at you, while you watch Hillary become President through stealing the electoral college.

I am a sinner. I am not better than you, and I really have no place in judging you.

But, think: why would I waste time, unless I really believed what I am saying.

You cannot escape Kek's wrath heretic! Praise KEK!

PRAISE KEK!

WE GOT TO PRAISE KEK MORE!

PRAISE KEK!

>why would I waste time, unless I really believed what I am saying.
But you did just waste your time.

YOU GOT TO PRAISE KEK MORE!

CHECKED

Praise Kek. Please make Germany Reich again.

Praise Kek and praise this timeline. What a time to be alive!

God is watching you all.

Good luck and may He have mercy on your souls.

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Kek will consume all iterations of the false kike god of cuckoldry

Kek is with us

So Kek is judging us? Not like we already knew that.

I bet Kek could beat the shit out of Jesus in a fist fight

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>surrender your will to the demiurge goy
>your life might be shit right now but the "afterlife" will totally be better heheh...

kys cuck

Witnessed! SHADILAY

So are many others.

You used a script to get this. Stop trying to corrupt this board with your pagan religion.

I know your game.

TO the real anons: you are being manipulated. Save yourselves. PRAISE GOD

Filtered

Praise KEK.

Tulsi for SoS. Kek, make it happen.

GOD=KEK

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KEK BASED MEME MAGIC SHITPOSTING

>You used a script to get this
Holy fuck you felled for the script meme. I don't even have a script to get this. I just believe in my lord and savior Kek, faggot.

Jesus loves you still. Ask him for forgiveness before it is too late. We are coming very close to the end.

Kek confirmed to be the god of this world. Even through we proved this years ago.

KEK IST TOT

>8 posts by this ID

How much are they paying you to shill for this false god?
How can you live with yourself knowing what you are doing?

>Jesus loves you still
Jesus is dead. I can't really ask a dead person for forgiveness
>We are coming very close to the end.
Oh great an apocalypse conspiracy theorist

I actually sacrificed an animal to Kek with some friends for Trump to win the election.

I had horrific nightmares (which I never have) for weeks and constantly had the feeling of being watched.

I went to a Priest and asked forgiveness and have since been left alone

Don't mess with these foreign gods, they want to destroy you

>How much are they paying you to shill for this false god
I don't get paid for doing something I love.

Witnessed

Sweden will be muslim by 2030, EU will dissolve.
Kek is chaos, entropy, time itself, for entropy is the passage of time, it passed our universe, and it has stopped for us, checked and witnessed, praise kek

Praise kek, praise HIM!

Thank you.

I fell for it too, and was being followed by a weird creepy shadow figure with a hat for days.

My whole family started acting differently, I could tell they were being affected by it too.

I had to get my house blessed by a priest.

These anons are disgusting and are doing this on purpose, because they serve satan.

Dropping my favorite pepe.

Praise Kek

kek laughs at your god, he laughs from his mountain

Checked. You blasphemed against KEK. You sacrifice only shitposts for him. You unwittingly was subverted to moloch. Praise kek

Have you even read revelations?

Or the bible??

What does a plague of frogs remind you of?

Heathen fools! Repent, before it is too late!

>they serve satan
>Le satan excuse
>Le Satan Scapegoat
Comeback when you can make a better excuse, evangelical

PRAISE >日

Kek is a blind demonic entity of endless ironic laughter. He laughs at everyone and everything (including you). He will continue to laugh and you with him, until the world returns to the darkness from which God created it.

much work ahead. can you checkem?

"Then I saw three impure spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet."

We serve chaos, kek, kali, apep, thanatos, oya, chronos, urd... All faces of the same force.

>the mouth of the false prophet
So (you)

You serve the very thing which aims to destroy you. You mock the very God, who aims to do nothing but build you up with His loving grace.

Can you not see the error of your ways?

Your god is a manufactured one. 666 is the number of man, kek is the god of all men. We are carbon based lifeforms, 6 electrons, 6 proton, 6 neutros. 666. The forbidden tree of truth. Pic related

>You mock the very God, who aims to do nothing but build you up with His loving grace.
You think your "God" cares about you? How foolish are you? We serve a god who let's us have fun while you serve a "God" who represses your humanity.

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The Lord God, Jesus Christ, has filled me with His Holy Spirit.

He has given me the eyes to see and the ears to hear.

I pray with all my hear that He blesses you anons with these same gifts.

I have learned so much and seen so much beauty through His grace.

I pray for you all, I hope not in vain.

God bless you and may He have mercy on us all.

Rip Yahweh

>implying god gives a shit about a bunch of nerds memeing

Hi Aurini

FUCKING WITNESSED quads of truth.

The god of carbon based lifeforms has spoken. WITNESSED

PRAISE KEK

CHECKED! PRAISE KEK! HE HAS CONFIRMED THESE WISE WORDS TO BE HIS WILL.

Are you your human body or are you the spirit that dwells within it?
I pray for you most of all. You truly have been consumed by the Chaos.
"You shall have no other gods before me"
was pretty clear.


PLEASE HEAR ME:
There is more to you than your earthly bodies! You have a spirit within you! You are corrupting your only spirit for cheap laughs!

PRAISE KEK

SPIRAL STAIRCASE

True. However, we are born out of entropy, without entropy, chaos, there would be no life, entropy is the passage of time itself. There is no distinction. But... deep down inside, i do feel we are messing with forces which cannot be controlled, and being used for it's will.

RHINOCEROS BEETLE

RUINS STREET

FIG TART

RHINOCEROS BEETLE

VIA DOLOROSA

Your body was born out of entropy.
Your soul exists on another plane.

Yes you are being used. You do know this already. The chaos is already summoned, but it isn't too late to pray to God for forgiveness.
Please, just meditate on it, at the very least.

RHINOCEROS BEETLE

SINGULARITY POINT

GIOTTO

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Thank you, Jew user for pointing out the meaninglessness of doubles.

ANGEL

Praise be unto Kekui

SHADILAY

HYDRANGEA

if only if only the woodpecker cries
a great literal shaking would rise
sacrifice
the left side
for that is all yours
PRAISE
the great kek
i say from all fours

RHINOCEROS BEETLE

Poor deluded soul trapped in totaltarian and man-made control cult. Kike God doesn't exist, as simple as that, and Chris-chanity is no different to other false religions, designed to allow the priesthood to cuck commoners.

Kek is great simply because there is no religion and priesthood, which a real God wouldn't need. And also because He speaks to us for all to see!

Oh, Kek, take my digits and straighten up of this poor deluded soul anally molested by a priest.