Tfw unemployed for 5 months

>tfw unemployed for 5 months
>finally found work
>finally off benefits

fucking did it Sup Forums i'm finally free from the jobseekers allowance jew
kek willed it

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>he doesn't know that after 2 months he's going to wish he was back on benefits and had all day to shit post

poor user

GG. Been on disability for 2 years now. Applying was the most demoralizing experiences of my life.

Finally you get to pay into the system that wants to replace you, good for you.

>£200 a month
>compared to £1600

mate ive been eating tesco everyday value peanuts and sausage rolls for weeks now cant even afford a new duvet set n mine is a refugee level dirty

Now you just have to deal with enormous stress, groggy mornings, office politics and hellish commutes.

I hope it's worth it!

I know user but finally I'll be able to eat food do cocaine n sleep right at night knowing i can wake up and not worry about going homeless

>Austria dropping truthbombs all day

I like this new Austria.

Good - now fucking grow up. Work hard, pay your taxes, enjoy your earnings, and start treating yourself a little from a position of earned achievement -- rather than sitting on your arse, living off others.

Welcome to the real world -- we need everyone to join it if we are to Make Britain Great Again.

>do cocaine
>sleep right at night

What's your job, the O-P?

fuck off you cunt think i wanted to be on the dole? not everyone is a parasite i've paid more taxes in my life than you've probably earned money u stupid fuck

sales representative

Touchy! Don't say that to your boss on your first day. They'll let you go again.

Why is it always the Brits on here that are openly proud about being NEETs? Not going to lie, I'm pretty jealous - wish I could get paid to sit on my arse all day.

Touchy! Don't say that to your boss on your first day. They'll let you go again.

i like you too

>Work hard, pay your taxes, enjoy your earnings, and start treating yourself a little from a position of earned achievement

I've been off neetdom for over a year now and have done absolutely none of that.

I just go to work, come home, eat, shit and fall asleep on repeat. I've got like £15,000 in my account doing nothing.

where did i say i am proud im on benefits? nowhere

Because you can easily make more money on benefits here than if you work a low paying job

Congrats bro. Way to go.

cheers swiss bro

Not saying you specifically, just something I've noticed over time.
How does that work - how can you apply for this if you don't have any disabilities, and how much do you get roughly?

I don't know if you're clever or boring.

Probably both.

I piss my money away, save for chucking a decent sum into a pension, but I'll probably die before collecting.

sixty-nine, dudes!

LOL I just signed on today lad!
One on one off i suppose.

They are making me do this fucking job training course tho which is fucking bollocks, just give me my NEET bux

bump

well done mate fuck that training tho i don't think they will even pay you for that
my experience with applying was dreadful applying directly was a fucking mess n rarely had any responses
but then i signed with this recruitment agency and they sorted me out in a week
might have to do some celebratory mandy tonight

It only took me 20 minutes on the phone and then half an hour in the job centre and now im all set for my NEET BUX

Good on you OP, it fucking sucks

>Tfw lost job in July
>Tfw had £3k of savings, now down to £1100
>Tfw had 10 interviews but no offers

Fucking sick of life at the moment

Congrats OP

Answer my question in please.

How? I only get £300 a month universal credit and they won't even pay for me rent cause I'm still with the parents.

£57 a week
but you get free housing

you're literally me until today except that I had £500 savings and now a huge credit card debt

thanks user

When are you going to pay the working people back?

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Fuck, that's decent. What I wanted to know more is HOW you can claim this, specifically if you don't have a disability.

good job, you're back to being a productive member of society
welcome back to the club

I literally got my own money back, paid years of taxes prior to this so I deserve a little refund

Congrats on your new job Britbong but please be reasonable and don't ruin yourself with cocaine. This would take you down. You deserve to progress socially and enjoy a comfy, sweet life now.

Aslong as you arnt working you will 100% get this.
But you have to "prove" to them you are looking for work.
Its easy to just pretend you are tho.

If you live with your parents you wont get any housing but you will still get the £57

All you have to do is call the job centre and ask to make a job seekers allowance claim, they will give you an appointment and you go to the job centre and just answer questions and sign documents.

Then boom you are getting NEET BUX

That is not enough to make full time work worth while.

>NEETs getting triggered at someone wanting to work
Maximum degeneracy

this

>work and pay taxes
>quit and claim your tax money back

GENIUS

stfu

The most comically tragic thing about the NEET/wagecuck dichotomy is that both roles suck for different reasons.

The NEET has unlimited leisure time but lacks the means necessary to be happy, well-adjusted, and stable.

The wagecuck gets the life sucked out of him by this shitty workaday world, but has spending capabilities and career achievements.

I've done both, and I've always yearned for a third option that is community-based and separate from modern society.

>I've got like £15,000 in my account doing nothing.

Have you ever thought about investing? You will want to be very mindful of what you do of course but there is opportunity out there if you look.

Inherit. Then work just enough to live in comfort while hardly working at all.

>Inherit

That's just NEET.

I'm talking about a completely different set of rules.

If you want money from the state they will work you like a slave. If you want money for actual work then capitalism.

If you want money for nothing then inherit.

Any other Brit NEETS done the training course the job centre is making me do?
What exactly will i have to be doing?

I signed on for a month and I hated it, the worst experience of my life. the worst was going over to the job center and seeing all the people that could be better but were born into a welfare state.

This is a really retarded system, how the hell isn't britain completely broke?

This is borderline socialism.

The ideal option is being highly skilled (eg. a Doctor) work 3 days a week, make 40k instead of 70k and live a comfy life.

Not training but at the point I have to go to shaw trust every other week

>Jobcentre
>Actually making you more employable

Usually pay is good enough that you will only use this if you are desperate or in between jobs.

I was unemployed for two months and got €200 a week during that time. Then I found a job.

>>compared to £1600
My mate gets more than that on pip. Some kind of disability allowance. it replaced the DLA and is way easier to get. They seem to give it to all druggies and nutcases.

The money is awful.
If you can pay phone, food, internet, electricity, clothes from that shite then you are a wizard.

>tfw want to work but can't bring myself to start applying
what do

>€200 a week?
Do they pay rent too?

Asking for a mate

Good work, user. Don't let the jealous NEETs that infest this board drag you down. Onward and upward.

They do. I think its €400 a month. That wont get you anywhere in Dublin and they have since changed conditions.

Now they just give you an unpaid job along with the job seekers. So a near slave.

Lol I grew up in the good times.

Oh and I should add that I got particularly generous benefits because I had been working most of my teenage years. I had credits built up.

I'll consider that swiss bro

cheers korea bro i will make my bank account great again

>shia_labeouf.avi

Well done lad

Suppose I'd best just keep job hunting then. Will be livid if all the companies I interviewed at last week reject me.

>You will never move to an Irish NEET paradise

200€ a week is a lot of money.

That's also a lot of money, it's almost a minimum wage here for doing nothing.

How much do you spend in BR on rent, food, a night partying?

I was thinking something more like village living.

Every job therein is village-centric, which means that any and all work supports the village and its inhabitants.

That way, there is a direct correlation between the work that you do and the health of your community.

me irl
>tfw have to wait one more year before i get my deadparentbux

Rent is about £500 for a decent apartment.
Food something around £300 a month if you cook at home.
A night partying, with a very good barbecue and beers, might cost £80 for some 4 people(if you drink as heavily as we drink).

Your rent and alcohol is much, much cheaper but everything else is the same.

Just applied for like 10 jobs lads.

Realisticly speaking what is the best job i can get with only a secondary school education?

bmp

The most British sentence ever, ladies and gents.

Sounds like our food is as cheap as yours and maybe alcohol if you are happy drinking just vodka. Your rent is about 1/2 to 1/3 ours.

probably retail and the like mate it's hard out there without a degree

can i lie my way into an office job?

Oi, u avin a gigal m8?

I tried, had an interview for a marketing related office job and got blasted out with interview questions I had no clue how to answer

however if you know what youre doing, have any experience or idea of whats going on then give it a go

>do cocaine n sleep right at night

kek

For real though, congrats.

Got an interview for a new job In about an hour, WISH ME LUCK FAGGOTS!

Hmm im thinking about taking a security course and then trying to get a comfy night security gig guarding some building.

i used to work at a marks n spencer when i was younger doing night shifts, try doing something like this as a security mate there was 2 nigerian blokes who were just spending nights in the staff room watching movies n only leaving for 30 minutes to watch over the deliveries. they were making a lot of money doing fuck all

you can do it user

>/polgbt/

Good luck m80

Do The Don Proud!

That does sound comfy, im going to look into security courses.

Do an apprenticeship mate, otherwise the best job you can get is something like bar manager

that picture, kekk

Best of luck, faggot

I've got one tomorrow myself, we're all gonna make it in this new timeline