WHAT LOOSERS, LOOK AT THEIR LEAKY WASHTUB
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Russian's only carrier, the old rusty Admiral Kuznetsov broke down in the Gibraltar just a few weeks after the vessel started its first journey in the last 30 years, the Russian Navy reports Tuesday.
Russian carrier-steamboat broke down
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We begged you let us have the technology we'll make it better, but NO. Suffer the embarrassment now you egotists.
But i bet that sweet ramp is still working. Checkmate.
This piece of shit is probably leaking radiation everywhere
>we'll make it better
Well I suppose that the big street they have on top on them can be surely designated to shitting.
ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?
I bet glorious American technologies are so ahead of us!
The designated poop deck
Paolo please. Build your 300 years old house.
Is it made out of legos?
Not sure if this is bait
>exhaust from nuclear reactor
>STEAMBOAT LOL
man, i love russians but you guys can be really stupid at times
>we'll make it better
How would you make it better? Did you do some additional work on Gorshkov that we refitted for you earlier?
At leas my 300yr old house is going to have a toilet in it, unlike your future flagship carrier: the mighty "I.S.S. Slurry"
dude the Russian navy has always been a joke
Skateboard tournament when?
>The S.S. Hotwheels
Why do they even bother having that junk in their navy? Every time they use it for few weeks it's in repair condition, isn't that more expensive than operating from Syrian airfields. Also I'd be embarassed to work on a ship like that if anyone saw, imagine being towed everywhere you go when other countries have working ships.
Maybe someday it sinks and they have to be rescued by Nato ships.
>we'll make it better
how? removing the loos so expenses will be lower?
Why is nuclear smoke black? Shouldn't it just be steam?
AHAHA. HOW THIS PIECE OF SHIP EVEN WERKS?
Nice trollan and trips, vodka nigger.
>Is it made out of legos?
it is made out of negros
that's why it doesn/'t work
It might look like shit but it still works.
(OP = hoax, if you hadn't noticed yet)
>diesel powered carrier
>black fumes
>nuclear reactor
Burger education, everyone
they have lots of secret carriers hidden away
soviets been secret since the 70s
It's spelled nucular.
proxyhohol plz
Yes, its motors are now electric powered, driven by an innovative integrated power system that may one day also support an array of energy-intensive weapons like lasers and electromagnetic rail guns and sheeit.
>imagine being towed everywhere you go when other countries have working ships.
like dis
Kindly fuck off to /po/ with your reverses
wat
>aвиaнecyщиe кpeйcep
why do you call it that? i thought it was just "aвиoнoceц"
It isn't a nuclear-powered carrier, it's diesel. Nuclear carriers have no exhaust at all.
Kek
seconded
That's a big ship.
...no it isn't.
Right now that piece of rust that is russias only carrier is removing kebab as she was built to do.
100% of the Aircraft carriers that russia owns are blowing the fuck out of mudslims
What are the American carriers doing right now?
Regan is in port near the Philippians
Eisenhower is bombing mudslimes
George bush is doing nothing
Nimitz is doing nothing
Vinson is doing nothing (until 2017)
Truman in port doing nothing
Stennis training/doing nothing
Lincoln has been doing nothing since 2012
Roosevelt has been doing nothing and will continue doing nothing until 2018
Washington was taken out of port where it was doing nothing since 2015 to aid hurricane relief, after which it will go back to doing nothing until 2018
Gerald R Ford is breaking down and being rebuilt and is a year over due and unlikely to be ready until 2018
Boy, it sure is handy having 10 nuclear carriers!
Goddamn, look at all the people taking the bait.
>nobody even opened OP article
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>nobody
Senpai didn't notice me...
per te
Where? The design room?
Yeah after they got schlonged by the Japs I don't think they ever really recovered.
yep, and it launches nukes
10/10 fell for it hook line and sinker OP
But I was standing up for the Admiral!
Ahahahahahahsh YOU FUCKING AUTISTS READ THE ARTICLE ! Actually the LATESt And super expensive US ship broke down in the panama canal and had to be dragged . Ahahahahah americans btfo
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Dude...
Why can't Russia into STEALTH?
For any retards uncapable of opening OP's link.
Here you have the first paragraph:
America's newest warship, the super high-tech USS Zumwalt, broke down in the Panama Canal just a few weeks after the vessel was commissioned, the Navy and reports said Tuesday.
The guided missile destroyer, whose stealth capabilities give it a strikingly angular shape, needed to be towed Monday to a nearby former US naval station after suffering an "engineering casualty," the US Naval Institute's news site reported.
The Zumwalt was en route from Baltimore, where she was commissioned October 15, to San Diego.
You actually got cheated by Russians whose English is borderline ching level of comprehension.
>HEY 4POL SEE PICTURE VERY FUNNY BOAT
>HEY GUYS HAHA!
>YOU JOKE 4POL YOU READ NOT ARTICLE!!1!
Fucking embarassing.
Gonna get some use out of the poop deck, eh pajeet?
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Great, now 2ch shitposting is coming to Sup Forums. Just what we needed.
>LOOSERS
The might Russian navy
has lots of new wepuns
Even our old decom'd ships being stripped in Philly are better than the Russian Ramp Carrier.
The boat is perfectly fucnctional.
It just relies on tugboats to move.
That is exactly the reason we have so many. Unlike you bongs, where you can lose half the air wing with 1 ship down. In an emergency we could have at least 6 in the oceans.
Checked.
From what I understand it has ballast tanks it can flood with water so it can sink enough to slip under a ship, then it pushes air back in to the tanks in order to float again with the ship on its deck.
that thing on the left looks like something you use to make fried chicken
It's not its prerogative to use Russian Reversal 2.0
I've seen it on different web resources.
Do you want to know more?
fucking newfags
much like russian hardware, no maintenance, same with the kursk, no maintenance. its like the machine shop I used to work for, spend half a million on a cnc machine, but pay nothing for maintenance. goodjob/
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do you ever take it off any sweet jumps
Yeah, we are supposed to look up to a country that still have their people living in cages, no thanks. Chinese have got no sense of imagination, they are just good copy cats. With all those people who live there, they haven't innovated jack shit.
Sure mate. It's like they're building their ships out of wood or something
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Check out that water. KEEE-RIST.
>expenses will be lower
>that flag
>takes a picture of breakthrough militarized technology
yeah right, that's just an intimidation tactic.
This has pretty much been the case with most all new military hardware. New American ship breaking, US plane over budget, new Russian tank breaking down in the middle of a parade...blah blah blah....
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The simple truth is shit happens, to everyone, everywhere, all the fucking time. Just sucks that this go around it's America and a multi billion dollar boat. lol
That gave me a boner. I wish I voted Hilary so I could have seen a ww3. 6 carriers rolling in off the coast of somewhere. They would completely demolish half of a country in 24 hours.
I can't even see anything. Did you post a vessel?
Comrade, let's build a ship which could sail UNDER the water. And you know, let's have a swimming pool in it!
>ramp
kekked
Congrats, you finally mastered a technology we implemented at the beginning of the Cold War.
i really feel like this is extremely related to the thread
Stealth? You can't see us from space with this fog!
>Boy, it sure is handy having 10 nuclear carriers!
fuck yeah it is. every conflict has at least one faction that is forced to consider their employment- forever -
peace through power you paki shitlord
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Vinson? What the fuck? That shit is so close to venison kek.
>We begged you let us have the technology we'll make it better, but NO.
You cant even maintain shitty su27 and you want muh carriers?
Hell no.
>no one read the article
Jesus Christ, you guys got trolled hard by Russia.
Yeah, the Gulf War was fucking amazing.
>Those little tugboats are gay, how do we tow back our battleships?
>Lets make a bigger ship.
America, fuck yea.
did the front fall off
>being reasonable
>here
FUCK YOUUUUUUUU IT IS CLEAR THAT THE KHAN IS INFLUECING THE EVIL RUSSIAN SOUUULLL
Also all amerikans are mulattoes in denial
of course! it was made by woonga-boonga snowniggers, not by glorious Americans, how could it have be possible that it hadn't fall off?
is this a monty python sketch?
hey stalker chill out i was just making a gay reference
I wish this were satire.
I really wonder what does the interior look like
>What is Fleet in being
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And the Russian tank didn't even break down. Which shows how bad the USA is doing.
>UVZ brought the prototypes to show during the parade
>UVZ wanted its technicians to use it because Army personnel do not have experience with it yet
>Army disagrees and puts their tank crews in it, that are probably T-90 drivers and do not know jack on how to operate T-14
>One tank driver accidentally turns on Mountain Brake during parade trials
>BREM tried to tow it while brake is active, cannot tow it.
>UVZ personnel goes inside and deactivates brake
>Tank moves with its own power.
I meant, the technical part of the interior.
This thing smokes so much that I wonder how do they get the motor to still hold it together.