ITT: We post our country's greatest inventions

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i wish int would stay in int

The internet

>american education

UK invented the internet in Bletchley Park to decrypt the Enigma.

Watch the Imitation Game.

Defeating fascism

Not true at all actually - while advances in cryptography were made, several key features of the disconnected network, including packet broadcast, were not present. So not the actual internet.

I couldn't possibly fit everything into the picture

Only worthy adversary the United States has ever had was Russia, Nazi Germany, and colonial UK.

>brazil education

No school, so you learn about the world through movies at shitty local cinemas because you don't own a TV

Trump

4got image of Trump sorry

women's suffrage

>all these other places claim functioning airplanes
>still nobody produces proof of having one before us

reminder: if it can not take off, land, pitch, and yaw under it's own power, it isn't an airplane

The most powerful culture, language, and nations on the planet

not the toilet

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Designated shitting areas must be pretty high on the list though, lad

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be eurotard
>go on american website
>on american invented internet
>on american invented electricity
>on american invented computer screens
>on american communication satellites
> then proceed to shit post about how america isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>drive in american invented automobiles
>text with an american invented cell phone
>use american invented light bulbs
>watch american tv series
>listen to american music
>eat american grown food
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
Why are you such cucks?

Jew here. Nuclear bomb is all-time greatest human invention. Guarantees no third world war and because of that has saved far more lives that it has taken.

>speaking your own language

>eat american grown food
hahahahaha

Embraer is a shit

You can't take the BIG WHITE A380

be european
>go on japanese website
>on anglo-french invented internet
>on british innovated electricity
>on russian invented screen
>on german innovated communication satellites
>proceed to make a mockery of arrogant yank
right after
>driving in german invented automobile
>call on British invented phone
>use british invented lamps
>watch british tv
>eat british food
>live in a free democratic society innovated and defended by britain, america, and the soviet union in WWII

feels good

>defended by britain

I don't see how getting your and France's collective asses kicked single handedly by germany and being pigeonholed back onto your rainy little socialist island while we fought the rest of the war really counts as "defending" anything.

Yes,
>Britain made the World Wide Web (Tim Lee) america put down the basic frame work, you'd we using tiny LAN connections without us
>america invented electricity didn't it.
>LEDs invented by Russia
>Russia put the first satellite in space
>Yes it's true america is shit tier the world would be a better place without it or even better, under colonial rule
>america popularised cars and mass produced them, yet Britain had already started on steam cars and horseless carriages.
>Telephones invented by British can't have cell phones without telephones
>Use LEDs (Invented by a Russian)
>Most american TV shows are shit and rely on cringy one liners and then cattle prodding the audience to scream with laughter. Can't compete with Black Adder, Flying circus.
>Listen to superior Beatles and Rolling stones, not trashy nickle back.
>Jokes on you British only need tea to survive.
>Fuck off, Britain was the main defender of the free world in WW1 and all america did in WW2 was provide cannon fodder for op overlord, (devised by British generals)
Check mate, without us you wouldn't exist, without you we wouldn't have SJWs, Black lives matter, Hillary Clinton, vasts amounts of junk food.

Maple syrup? Hockey? Beaver fur? Tim Hortons?

idk

Monroe Doctrine

fries or something

come on! steam cars?
>Benz? Daimler? Literally who

Angry Birds

Seems pretty sensible to me, why have Anglos die when to can send in wave after wave of ethically German Americans to be slaughtered.

Skylab?
Wtf germans

pic not related?

This is why the Anglo is eternal and all powerful

>ethically german

Nice job proving yourself to be a retard. Anyway, a very large number of anglos died, collectively more anglos died in the first few years of ww2 than the totality of american casualties on the german/pacific fronts. Oooh, sorry does Dunkirk still hurt buddy? It's okay to feel useless.

I'm sorry our country had the honour to wade into battle as soon as we saw a threat, instead of hiding in our continent while the war raged in Europe and Asia.

A Brazilian invented portable music players in 1972.
Then the Japanese perfected (stole) the idea and made loads of money with the Walkman.
Do you enjoy listening music everywhere you go? Thank the HueMonkeys for it.

The Russians did that. Sorry.

Top kek m8

Size of British military at it's height in WW2: 1.65 Million

Size of German military at it's height in WW2: 6.65 Million

(This does not account for the total number of military personnel that took part)

Outnumbered 4:1 and we still held off, this is why we are superior.

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And we survived massive city bombing campaigns, held onto air superiority with incredible odds stacked against the RAF, stopping operation sea lion.

Goddamn son, I fucking love being British

Beatles are shit

Too hard to list, safe to say we made the world a better and more civilised place.
(Also the flushing toilet is a pretty big one, you'd all be shitting in holes like the french without us.)

>write words in an alphabetical phonetic language invented by Phoenician
>counts in a digital numerical system invented my the Hindu
>types in a computer that exists thanks to Arab invented algebra

Every human invention is based on previous knowledge developed by humans from various places and times. To think that any person or country can claim full responsibility for the existence of anything is as stupid as it gets.

>Not ethically german

Sorry m8, I know this might be hard to believe, but back in the 1940's you were not all Hispanics.

Say what you will, they revolutionised the way we see music.

This. absolute garbage.

He is right.
businessinsider.com/largest-ethnic-groups-in-america-2013-8

also red bull and hitler

There's a difference between the world wide web and the internet, friend.

Fucking brits need to claim the EmDrive that is defying known physics. A brit came up with the concept though it took American gumption, ambition, and audacity to actually refine and develope it to make it happen.

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the zipper

Oh boy here we go again...

The landmine, handgrenade, spraycan and the krag rifle (springfield)

based poland

Switzerland makes fine product as well

We were a bit busy growing into one of the biggest superpowers the world has ever seen, surpassing even the Roman Empire, we had no business in your petty European squabbling until those jips made things personal, we decided to uncuck you fellas in the process. You should be thanking us!

Black box flight recorder
Medical application of Penicillin
Electronic Pacemaker
Ultrasound
Polymer bank notes
Electric drill
Wi-fi

>these are some of the more well known inventions, however there are many more.

>Ethically

He still doesn't get it.

That is one sexy rifle.

Everything

Less British soldiers died in WW2 than American, that is a fact.

>UK invented the internet in Bletchley Park to decrypt the Enigma.
Lmao look at this retard

>Airbus Great
>Airbus Brazilian

We claimed half the planet so most of this shit is ours by default anyways

It's not even an Embraer its a fuckin run of the mill 737. Flown by the best pilots the world has ever seen I might add.

But Russia defeated Germany, have you ever picked up a history book of any kind?

tim tams

I don't even know where to start, but I'd say

Banks
Electric Battery
Radio

Russia wouldn't have been able to overcome the German offensive if the U.S hadn't forced them to fight a war on two fronts.

agreed, never understood the appeal.

>He doesn't know about General Frost

Yank education, everyone

Thats what happens when we have to finish a war, because Britain cant handle a few bombing raids.

What do you serve those with Poland? My dads GF brought him some and they're currently in the freezer,.
Do you have a certain sauce or anything to put with them?

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Australians invented bants too cunt.
Checked.

Depends on what's inside.

Fuck off sheepshagger, it was an Aussie Physicist that got shit together when it came to Nuclear Fusion, and ultimately, Nuclear weapons. And Microwave Radar.

>based Sir Marcus Oliphant

While Russia's climate was a major contribution to the failure of the German invasion into Russia, it was not the critical deciding factor. Leading historians believe that Germany would have overtaken Russia and came close to doing so, but had it not been for the fact that Germany was fighting a war against three nations which rivaled her production capabilities, (and in the case of the U.S, more than quadrupled it) Germany would have had the resources to dedicate to the invasion of Russia. Due to Germany's over extension and occupation of much of Western Europe their supply lines were stretched thin. And as any brilliant military mind will tell you DISTRIBUTION IS EVERYTHING.

You're retarded and this whole "RUSSIA IS COLD THEREFORE GERMANY LOST" Meme needs to die.

>he doesn't know about supplying russia
Where does all your education go, certainly not dentistry

Sliced bread

Don't forget based Sor Marcus Oliphant. Legendary cunt got shit together when it came to Nuclear Fusion and Microwave Radar

NICKELBACK IS FROM CANADA YOU NIGGER

Sorry cunt you're not stealing that from us like you did pavlova and crowded house. You can keep Russell Crowe though.

>The creator of modern atomic physics and forerunner of the nuclear age, Rutherford was one of the greatest scientists of the 20th century
>Rutherford’s first discovery was that elements are not immutable, but can change their structure naturally, from heavy elements to slightly lighter. This led to him being awarded the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1908, at the age of 37, for his work on the transmutation of elements and the chemistry of radioactive material.
>His second discovery, the nuclear model of the atom, became the basis for how we see the atom today: a tiny nucleus surrounded by orbiting electrons
>He built on this discovery for his third great achievement, the splitting of the atom, making him, as John Campbell says, in his biography of Rutherford in The Dictionary of New Zealand Biography, “the world’s first successful alchemist”

This

Cuckoldry

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>Won solely by the USA
You got in at the last minute and stole the spoils of war both times.
Honestly, WWI was won mostly by Britain and France while the victory of WWII is thanks to all of USA, Britain, the Soviets and even France. I doubt the British could have stood the waves of Krauts hitting their shores long enough for your lazy ass to step in if France wasnt there as cannon fodder.

I'm all for giving the Russians their due but they didn't help retake the whole Pacific.

Everything we invented was made by inmigrants so everyone will say it doesn't count.

If you Americucks knew anything about anything you would also have known that by the time the winter rolled in and before that, German supplies of oil were dwindling severely. Obviously this is ignoring the fact that regardless of their state, the Russians would have won a war of attrition.

If Germany had pushed further into Russia they would have needed further men/ supplies over on the Eastern front which would weaken their Western position greatly.

I'll say it again
>Yank education

>red bull
Fuck off, the formula was founded by thai

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So is Justin Bieber, but you cucks are the ones that made them famous.

>Brazilians

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goiânia_accident

That's a Swedish invention.

I-I don't know, what is most likely to be inside?