Brit/pol/ - Happy Nige edition

>THE MOST PRO-EU PARTY IN BRITISH HISTORY FUCKS US AGAIN - DAVID DAVIS TO EU: "BRITAIN WANTS TO STAY IN THE SINGLE MARKET"
msn.com/en-gb/money/news/david-davis-to-eu-official-britain-wants-to-stay-in-the-single-market/ar-AAkBKW2

>EU ARMY CONFIRMED - GUESS WHO'S PAYING FOR IT
express.co.uk/news/world/735031/EU-votes-to-create-Super-Army-as-defence-plan-passes-through-parliament

>BLAIR THE BLOOD GOD AND RICHARD BRANSON PLOT NEW CAMPAIGN GROUP TO DERAIL EU DEPARTURE - AS IF THE TORIES WEREN'T DOING ENOUGH ALREADY
express.co.uk/news/politics/735172/Secret-campaign-group-backed-Richard-Branson-plots-derail-Brexit

>MAY AND CO BUTTHURT OVER FARAGE'S SWAY WITH DONALD TRUMP
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/22/nigel-farage-tories-trump-brexit

>GORILLA TAUGHT HOW TO CONVERSE WITH HUMANS CALLS UKIP VOTERS RACISTS
express.co.uk/news/uk/734954/Diane-Abbott-Ukip-BNP-LBC-far-right-Nigel-Farage

>LIB DEMS SEEK TO REBRAND THEMSELVES AS THE PRO-EU PARTY
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-referendum-second-poll-lib-dems-labour-a7424661.html

>UKIP AND TORIES BOTH IMPLICATED IN THANET SOUTH / ROCHESTER & STROOD MISSPENDING
kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/election-watchdog-to-probe-ukip-116182/

>>SCOTLAND
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/21/irn-bru-sales-in-parliament-soar-since-snp-increased-numbers-in/

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liveactionnews.org/nurse-infant-who-survived-abortion-cried-while-left-alone-in-steel-pan-to-die/
nfer.ac.uk/about-nfer/press/releases/schools-in-northern-ireland-rank-among-the-best-in-the-world-says-report/
youtube.com/watch?v=x9ytDCZS9oM
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/protestant-schoolboys-left-at-the-bottom-of-the-class-with-results-only-slightly-better-than-travellers-or-roma-children-30152342.html
youtube.com/watch?v=rAdDdTZuNA8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First

Why does every historical movie about Europe have to be in Britain?

Why are there no movies about French or German history?

English history is so boring but for some reason 90% of European movies are about it...

How exactly do the EU think they are going to make us pay for it?

English history is best history.

There are... They just tend not to be in English so fat yanks like yourself never watch them.

Reminder not to make provocative OP images because they attract foreign posters who know fuck all except le based le nige and le god le emperor trump

Going to the gym for the first time alone tommorow. Tips?

Because they want to appeal to the American market

Beat me to it.

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> disavowing Nige
You sound like a Frenchman.
I'm more British than you, traitor.

>we're in the EU
>we are living under EU law
>the EU Supreme Court is Supreme
>but how could they possibly pass a bill to make that happen?

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Dont give a shit about anyone else. Be in your own bubble. People probably aren't watching you and if they are they can go fuck them selves.

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>> disavowing Nige
not what he done

he just doesn't want Yanks to show

I agree with him.

Look at

>watch abortion argument on another site.
>crux of discussion is about the influence of the father, whether he should have to consent too or whether in absence of that he can avoid paying for the child
>personally something of an antinatalist, want the dad to not have to pay and otherwise leave the woman to sort it out
>lots of defence of making dad pay
>slowly feel myself becoming more anti-abortion out of spite, since they want to have their cake and eat it too.

are "cuntservatives" a thing? people who adopt conservative positions - despite believing it'll do nothing but increase suffering and misery, because people are cunts and don't deserve nice things?

> I'm more British than you, traitor.
> I'm more British
> British
A fucking PingPong, kek'd

What is brit/pol/'s opinion on reading books? Obviously I do it, but lately I have found it so much easier to just listen to audio books, I can do other things at the same time at it doesn't hurt information absorption.

Its just women.

They should not be allowed to vote.

Reading should be about more than just information absorption.

YANK`D

That chink has a better parliament than you, senpai

I'm a pleb that only read books when I'm forced to (e.g. Uni).

You should be anti-abortion because it is morally wrong, not because of other people's opinions.

Read this if you fucking can.

liveactionnews.org/nurse-infant-who-survived-abortion-cried-while-left-alone-in-steel-pan-to-die/

depends how you learn lad

If you absorb the information better via audio then fair enough, but personally I don't get nearly as much from doing so and vastly prefer reading it myself.

I can't take in information well through audio. Have to read.

>Brexit being shambled by Tories
>Snooper charter passed
>No alternatives left
>EU army passed

Jumping off the company tower roof is getting a lot more appealing lads.

Your spin on it is very left-wing; yes people should have to have nasty things done to them sometimes, because people in general are cunts, that's an argument that stems right back to Original Sin vs the Perfectibility of Man

You're starting to learn that women are just parasites who want to have, eat, and have men pay for their cake; why should they be allowed to fucking kill their own kids because they couldn't be arsed to raise it?

I worry that one day it'll replace actual reading, I don't think that one is worse than the other but you should know how to read fluently before getting an audiobook and you should listen to it in a setting that you would read in, pausing and going over parts to take them in and think about them and so on

At least ours lets us watch porn.

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

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He's brewing a right fat autistic post right now...

I've slowed down on reading way too much
, just sucking up raw information from the internet is fine but I think it's important to read books and take the time to digest them as you go along. Otherwise you just end up some zero-attention span retard spouting memes.

All Quiet on the Western Front

>his parliament is shaped like a semi-circle

At least ours controls every part of our Island.

>Bothering to respond seriously to LARPing wannabe-British bait of all places

Kek

Can't stand audiobooks

I have a large collection of books. Always been a voracious reader, mostly fiction novels but some military and political books

>want the dad to not have to pay
>people shouldn't have to take responsibility for their actions

Brexit will happen because the other EU states want it to happen in a "hard" way, to serve as what they see as a punishment and a warning to members that might be thinking of leaving. Which begs the question, if liberal are using this argument as a warning against brexit, why can't they ask themselves - why would we want to be part of an organization that has to threaten it's members into staying?

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>Thinking they actually want us to have a clean, hard Brexit

"Prepare for surprises. If I were the EU leadership (and we must assume they are intelligent and cunning), I would begin with a ‘hard cop’ routine, of aloof resentment, with hints of menace. Then, when enough silly panic had been spread in Britain (this is what the Bad Losers’ Alliance – which has now replaced the Remain Campaign - are now working on, very hard) they can come up with a new offer, which at the very least keeps us in the single market and requires a large contribution from us, and at the very most requires either a new referendum or the endorsement of the public in a snap election."

>Implying most liberals aren't self loathing masochists.

Yeah far more convenient, and depending on the book/narrator, can arguably convey tone better. For example I have the Alan Partridge audiobooks in the car for motorway giggles, when Alan's audibly speaking it becomes just that bit funnier and more engaging than the physical book version.

Reminder that better people than us used to chuck babies off a cliff if they looked a bit manlet, and clutching your pearls over muh fetuses is 100% sentimental woman behaviour

Doesn't change the fact that that if we got an 'inclusive' deal it would encourage other countries.

You think we want those uneducated animals you've left us with called loyalists.

Correct

Are you quoting Peter again?

:^)

nfer.ac.uk/about-nfer/press/releases/schools-in-northern-ireland-rank-among-the-best-in-the-world-says-report/

I've just put my foot on a spiiiike
youtube.com/watch?v=x9ytDCZS9oM

It's literally in quotes with a picture of him with the caption "All you had to do was listen", what do you think? Quit the tedious ad hom

If we got a clean departure on our terms it would encourage other countries even more

guuuhh I sound like the Devil

Not mentioning how its the Catholic schools in the north are the ones achieving highly.

Did Peter tell you to say that?

Reminder that you are larping and would be thrown off the cliff yourself.

The thing is that their definition of a dirty departure is us not having access to the single market.

That won't happen.

We trade too much.

I fully support abortion, it's necessary and good

However, I also support the man being able to walk away at any time. He will surrender all rights and responsibilities but he'll be free to do as he pleases.

Only way of making things fair. Biology has rigged it. Both men and women should have an opt out

as I said, I'm vaguely anti-natalist to begin with, so I'm not really convinced of the immorality of it, particularly considering the world's pretty shit.

the case given is a late-term one. while it's tragic "the solution" would be to ban late-term abortions to reduce the chance of it happening again so that we can all sleep easy while killing babies, instead of banning it outright and annoying adults.

or, it would be if i was trying to minimise suffering (factoring mothers who'd kill their unwanted babies or something) or maximise liberty in some kind of mathematical way instead of letting emotion take over and saying "Lol no abortions, deal with it."

this is a surprisingly useful explanatory position for the difference between the left and the right, although i feel in saying that i make it sound like an attack on the right, if we were to alter the left-y position to something like "minimising suffering in all circumstances" ("lefty" here being more liberal, in the sense of capital punishment or what have you, than say socialist.)

if the woman doesn't have to take responsibility (get abortion) why the fuck should the man?
two people are party to the process, if the man can get kiked out of his baby the woman should get kiked out of child support.

>quit the tedious ad hom
meanwhile:
>"REDDITOR"
>"NEWFAG"

>I fully support abortion, it's necessary and good
>murdering children
>good

Nationalism is dying, get over it you dinosaurs

>That won't happen.
You underestimate the zealous nature of EU leaders.

>auto-eugenics
>bad

>You wouldn't be posting from your own country right now if it wasn't for us you ungrateful git

Anyone got an update for 100m get? I want it to be

"Desu tunnocks tea cakes lad, might go for a cheeky nandos later m80" Just to piss off yktd

The woman is the one who actually carries and raises the baby.

But it's still majority Protestant. I doubt NI would have the best A level results in the country if only the Catholics were being well educated

I don't even have a settled opinion on abortion, I just think it's funny who people who would call themselves traditionalists with a straight face have this entirely false modern idea about muh sanctity of life and act as if abortion is some uniquely modern evil that underpins everything

Do it when they haven't formed nerves and brains then you wally

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It is not the woman's body being vacuumed out of her piss box though is it?

Piss off lad, it's rising all across Europe.

>if they can't feel pain it is okay
>it is morally acceptable to shoot anyone in the head if they die instantly because they wont feel it

Try harder.

>tfw my will is not my own

>this is a surprisingly useful explanatory position for the difference between the left and the right
It's the absolute difference, I can't think of any debate that can't be boiled down to it at its core

Rare to see those during actual political discussions that aren't just "MUMMY MAY IS A NAZI AND WILL BTFO CORBYN AND WILL BREXIT US AND DEPORT PAKIS"

You'll come to regret it when foreigners burn down every Brit/pol/ thread for months because their sacrifice to Kek was stolen by Brit/pol/ as a shitpost

One of the funniest results of the 1960s """libertation""" of women is that men could now fuck and dump them as they please with absolutely zero worries
Doesn't make allowing feckless fathers and cunt mothers to kill their child a good thing though

legalise cannabis or face my undying wrath

Get it through to your thick pissflaps that it's been de facto legal since the seventies

>Labour MPs say they will boycott Donald Trump's speech to the Houses of Parliament if he visits UK.
Damn...

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/protestant-schoolboys-left-at-the-bottom-of-the-class-with-results-only-slightly-better-than-travellers-or-roma-children-30152342.html

Sorry mate, Catholic schools are pretty good. One thing I'm actually happy my country didn't try to get involved with when we broke off from the UK.

unless she aborts it.

if females as a whole get the right to murder the baby, men as a whole get the right to cut off financial support for the baby.

if men have to be shackled to a money leech for 18-21 years, women ought to suffer a squatter in their womb for 9 months. fair's fair.

Just ate a tin of beans for supper.

Fucking hell the BRAAAAAAAPS are real.

de facto doesn't get you nice hipstery dispensaries though, I mean it's current year

It's not anyone's body, it has no consciousness.

Touche, famalam

What about therapeutic use?
youtube.com/watch?v=rAdDdTZuNA8
Would you deny this man his dignity?

*pozzes you up*

>if the person you are killing is asleep or has been knocked out it is okay to kill them

Keep trying.

Why are they so hellbent to try and have bad relations with the next fucking POTUS? it's baffling

That's not fair at all. You sound pretty angry and bitter desu

Because they are runts

>Donald Trump's speech to the Houses of Parliament
What a sight that would be. I bet Caroline Lucas would wear a provocative shirt and shout things


Medical cannabis is a red herring to give it a popular, soothing, healthy public image, as a leading campaigner for full legalisation admitted in the seventies

If any group or organisation was seriously convinced that it was a medical wonder then they would distance themselves from degenerates who want everyone to be able to smoke it just 'cuz as much as they could, but nobody ever seems to

That's tricky though because by any measure they're not really 'conscious' in the sense of being self-aware and giving a fuck what happens until they're a few months old. If that's you're only basis you could just golfclub a newborn and call it an abortion

>One of the funniest results of the 1960s """libertation""" of women is that men could now fuck and dump them as they please with absolutely zero worries

Marriage is for men, not for women. Just for this very reason of posterity. Women get a safe, protective mate. Men get a loving, caring mate, and a family to work for.

>Caring about the opinions of Labour politicians.
I just thought it was funny because it's such a non-statement, who the fuck cares about Labour?

>murder
don't be so dramatic

it's always happened and always will. until artificial wombs are a reality, even then it'll still be needed

>murdering niglets
>bad

Or we could just ban child murder, t b h

If the woman wants the kid and the man doesn't: tough shit, she's keeping it. No input.

If the woman doesn't want the kid and the man does: tough shit, she's aborting it. No input.

Women need to learn they can't just have 0 consequences for being whores. I propose that in the event of a birth the man is not held liable for anything relating to the child unless a DNA test confirms he is the father and he explicitly signs both the birth certificate and a declaration of fatherhood. That way the only men who will sign are those in committed relationships and the very cucked (but they don't breed anyway!) This stops whores who trap their husbands with illegitimate spawn, encourage the use of condoms bringing down pregnancies and STDs and also take away a woman's vaginal Jew advantage

>tfw no gf

Anyone else know this feel?