Sides in orbit

Which one of you created this master piece and actually got it published? I nearly pissed my pants.

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>Imagine my shock
>I mean, it's 2016.
>He was a big guy, for me.
>"You have to go back"
>"Turk roaches
>My wife's son
>FATHIMA GASSEM

this is maddening
how far will it go?

top kek lad

my fucking sides,you glorious bastards

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>this thread again

>Muslim woman
>my wife's son

this is great

They wanted equality, they got it. We feared their violence, now they fear us as well.

Top quality journalism and reporting there, lad.

kek

I love how they read shit like this and they can't tell it apart from real lefty articles. Memes are that powerful

I kinda regret that the highlighted sentence is not meme-worthy though

This shit is becoming too fucking meta.

>white supremacists like Stefan molyneux

The user who did that made a thread yesterday.
Check the archives.

>Fatima Gassem
>Gassem

It was nice having sides, but that's over now.

>Fathima Gassem
>gas em

"Islam is an inherently feminist ideology"
"Turck roaches"
"Gassem"

>lost

rare?

They should have realized that something is fishy when they reached "my wife's son"

>Was Forrest Gump raped?
Something, something, can't rape the willing.

What the fuck are you

Are you saying that Muslim women can't be in lesbian marriages?

That's not very [current year] of you Leaf

This just got better and better till the very end
Take notes lads, this is how a true comedian writes
Jokes distributed evenly across the story with enough context to make them believable
And closes with a pun just when you thought he was done
Truly masterful

5/7 No mention of "my wifes bulls"

First we broke Ben, now it is Stefan's turn

wow is this the citizen kane of troll letters?

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Go check the story on their site (and don't miss the comments)

miamistudent.net/?p=17018343

>Islam
>feminist ideology

wow maybe im autistic. the only funny one is was forest gump raped and clearly your saying its the fake muslim going by which one you can read in its entirety

well its not all bad now i can rant about my political view points to every one at work and they cant fire me. maybe even get away with feeling up the hot chick at the front desk. "i thought she was choking"

>my wife's son
>big guy
>you have to go back
>turk roach
>molymeme and crowder

RARE


also topmeme, lads.

Solid trolling.

Well done user you magnificent bastard wherever you are.

>fathima gassem

fucking hell

>Turkroaches
>my wife's son
>Gassem
My sides.

>was forest gump raped
I lold

is this what im supposed to be laughing at, because its hillarious

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>click link
>first article on the right has an image of bill nye looking in the corner for integers

>He was a big guy

I'm fucking dying over here lol

Are the comments still there? I see none.

Beautiful. They fucking publish a clear false article.

MSM didn't learn anything did they?

He's fucked for sure. The "Faggot fee-fees act" was passed today, so he's going to be thrown into one of the correction camps while all his assets are sold off to support LGBTQA2S4GSFBI persons who are less fortunate.

What's wrong with that you HOMOPHOBE?
There is absolutely nothing funny nor contradicting about a feminist Muslim lesbian

You did it user...and we're proud of your own work, plus scared no one would notice it if you didn't point it out.

kek

Guernsey

Try turning off add blocker, they're facebook linked comments

>Fathima Gassem
this article is a fucking masterpiece well done

They can't kek
Homosexuality is kafir you infidels. May your day of the rope come soon Inshallah.

i'm litteraly shaking

I wrote it and got it published. I believe Forest Gump was raped.

we media now

>I mean, it's 2016
>Turk roach
>Fathima GASSEM

Is this real?

RARE
A
R
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Thank you for sharing. Saved.

>He was a big guy, for me.

Baneposting never gets old

i lost it at big guy, for me hahahahah

Rape is like a box of chocolates, sooner or later you're gonna get one.

my sides lost

>My wifes son

baneposting is eternal

This is a college newspaper

They print anything

all you have to do is type it out and show up at the newspaper building, its its non-terrible they will print it

>Fathima Gassem
>Gassem

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I must've permanently blocked faceberg.

So, there was this user that had this thread while ago. Does anyone remember this?


Anonymous
I just got invited on my Twitter account, where I LARP as an uber-SJW, to become part of the writer team for a feminist blog
What do?


>Shitposting so hard that you get a job offer
congratulations user

frame it, give it distinguished place atop your battle station. Brilliant

you did, OP, but good job

Keked a little

You forgot:
>Islam is a feminist ideology

>if you trudeau on me, i win

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I was sort of buying it until the big guy part

I mean, to be fair, Crowder IS a little too much for most of myself and most of Sup Forums
Hell, even David Duke disavowed the guy.
Crowder needs to tone it down a bit.

good job

and
>Muslim American woman
>Molyneux
>Crowder

The best part

2016 will be hard to beat

Trump's not even president yet, it's just started.

>this is maddening
Did you not read the article?

Visit the online article for bonus comments:

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found the reddit

HAHA, AND IT'S MIAMI UNIVERSITY!

It's like icing on the cake. Go Bobcats.

I did
wasn't a flag in my collection

> He was a big guy, for me.
> My wifes son
Jesus christ.

It's Miami Uni of Ohio not Florida

I'm fucking dying over here

>WAS FORREST GUMP RAPED?

well, was he?

steven has some good ideas, but he oftens goes overboard with his actions, that one time he threw a molotov cocktail in childrens refugee center while screaming "go home monkeys" was a bit much, even for my taste.

>its another fake news site


goddamnit Sup Forums stop doing this

>openly racist
u fockin wot m8

.. I am aware. I went to OU. They're our rival. Battle of the bricks, bitch.

How about you stick to worrying about Singapore.

Is this a ylyl thread? Because I lost hard.

you mean Steven "I will not rest until every synagogue is reduced to powder" Crowder?

your country is fake kid

>He was a big guy...
Tell me, why does he wear that MAGA hat?

When the fuck was Islam ever feminist? LOL

-Fathima Gassem

>FATIMA GASS 'EM

>he was a big guy, for me

Oh god, pls tell me this is real.

>I am a Muslim American woman
>My wifes son
Who's the retard that ok'd this?