what are the 3 most degenerate things you have ever done?
>doing shots with degenerates at a party chasing friends grandmas random meds with alcohol to get even more fucked up
>waking up in someone elses house urinating all over myself after getting fucking wasted on a bottle of whiskey and like 3 joints
>anal sex
>stole a car
>had a bet who could kiss the oldest lady on new years, I won
>looked after my friends moms dog for the weekend. Wore her cloths so the dog felt more comfortable and not miss her, and yes it worked.
>anal sex
Bogan, please.
We all did that with your sister 10 years ago.
Hogging. Hogging is where it's at for true degeneracy.
Every man has done it at least once, more out of morbid curiosity than anything else.
Big pink, plump, jiggly girls? Ones that eagerly make filthy animal noises on the first date? Sure. Those are average, and only flick of a light switch away from being fuckable, at least for a few hours.
I’m talking about 400lb mis-shapen blobs that don’t even register as human on any visual scale.
Not that I haven’t woken up next to one or two on an apocalyptic morning after personally assuring the future liquidity of Ireland the night before.
They’re warm, receptive, and eager to please once you break the laws of physics to get them to the second floor of your apartment building.
Just keep the butter out of reach of it’s maw long enough to smear it on their hips and kick them through the door.
And, once the grunting, thrusting, crying, and outpouring of greasy sweat and shame is over, and you slide off her back like a strip of bacon off the top of a well-roasted Thanksgiving turkey, you hope and pray that cunt had the common sense to have called an Uber 2 hours ago. Else the poker is getting collected from the fireside and there is going to be violence on a biblical scale; because you’ve just fucked a monster, and drunk as you might be, lies are for other people.
how old was she and how old were you?
>had sex with a slut
>did 1200ug of LSD
>stole a science kit from school
MOODDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
Found out the girl I was dating had a piss fetish, a few hours later I took her into the shower, told her to get on her knees and open her mouth, I filled up her mouth, and told her to swallow. She swallowed about half of my bladder full, what a soldier.
Did coke all night while drinking a fuckton of liquor, then had a threesome with a mulatto girl and a white girl
1. liking the guy in pic related
2. wanting to have sex in pic related
3. anal sex
Apart from that, MDMA and I fucked a 16 year old when I was 25
>stole friends sisters panties
>ditched school for 3 months straight.
>contemplated mugging someone for weed money (didn't go through with it)
>stole friends sisters panties
>ditched school for 3 months straight.
>contemplated mugging someone for weed money (didn't go through with it)
go on Sup Forums
>had 10 jagerbombs, followed by a bong. Ended up spewing into a huge fishbowl all night.
>kicked huge dints into my ex gfs car because she fucked me the night before but when with friends acted like it was over
>Stole an ex-gfs car and rolled it down a hill where I lit it on fire and took off
>Went past an expensive mustang with a slingshot and silver bearings and blew the windows out at close range
>Stole an ambulance bag from paramedics as they were trying to assist a drunk man
>Fucked my ex-best friends girl in there bed after they had a fight and he drove off angry
>Beat a man to within an inch of his life in a casino car-park while his friend watched on in horror until he screamed at me to stop
>On the way home one night drunk af spewed into someone letterbox for the fuck of it
>Stole a drug dealers bike because he didn't sell me weed and I wasn't fucking walking home
>Came in a girl who told me she was on the pill and she had the kid and I turned my back on it
>took acid with a girl then caught a taxi to another chicks house and fucked her then caught a cab back to the other girl and fucked her then fucked my ex housemates gf while the girl downstairs tripped out
Got only drunk 3 times in my life pass out once thats it...
You win
>smoke weed
>watch anime
>play vidya
(all while having no job)
why is taking acid degenerate?
>Had an unprotected one night stand with a 34-year-old Chinese midget
>Snorted cocaine once
>Used XTC once
Could be worse I guess.
Oh one more good one
>Went to a girls birthday party and got head and fucked her in the bathroom with the door open as her boyfriend was drunk watching TV in the next room... walked out and shook his hand and laughed like we were good mates (wayne carey style)
...
>mfw I won a hogging competition because my bitch was on her period
I didn't drink again for a month.
>fucked my ass with moms dildo
>fucked some girl for drugs then went over to her friends house and fucked her
>licked the pussy of a street hooker
I did not know she was a hooker though, saw her working once.
>Lost virginity to a prostitute
>Fucked 50+ prostitutes (mostly streetwalkers, occasionally without a condom, some of which may or may not have been underage)
>Choaked/punched a prostitute and threw her out of a moving car (to be fair she deserved it)
>drugs (acid, pot, shrooms, molly and coke)
>seriously lusted over someone who is not my fiance
>waste too much time here
>Choaked/punched a prostitute and threw her out of a moving car (to be fair she deserved it)
jesus user
dated a black guy in college
inb4 shitstorm
>Stole a ton of bikes as a kid only to use them from A to B and then dump outside somone elses appartment.
>Started drinking at age 12
>Cocain
Atleast I knew that it was bad and quit, karma(Muhammad) stole my bike two times. All my friends from that time ended up becoming durg addicts and violent criminals. I ended up as a normie amongst normies who often quotes Goebbels without anyone noticing.
it's not degenerate at all but this board doesn't like drugs in general and yet they claim to be redpilled...
Good for you user.
You got plans to kill yourself yet?
>Vandalized stores, eating at store breaking their stuff
>Drug psychosis madness in ER, later escape from the hospital, police looking for me
>Lose my job from drinking, after laid off drink 6 months straight, get delirium tremens and talk to strangers and people who do not exist
>DUI, lose my license too
>Get locked up in a mental unit for 3 weeks because babbling gibberish, get better after sober + benzos
This is all recent. Lots of stupid shit I cant even remember. I´ve been sober and exercising for the past 4 months, drugs/alcohol never again for me, I lost basically everything and have to start all over again.
She was trying to extort me and the car was only going like 10 mph. I watched her get up after a few seconds so pic related
Is this pasta?
It should be.
>The sober finn
Top kek Jarmo.
Been there bro. Thougth everyone in the hospital were plants there for me WooOoOoOoOoO
you're fuckin awful, australia really is an island of criminals
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Winrar
Are you wearing a flanno shirt right now?
and are you from Rockingham?
hahaha yeah mate. at least i never raped, murdered or fucked my family members
>Wanked into my friend's sister's underwear and then rinsed it clean with cold water
>Shoved a handful of Maltesars up my bumhole and explosively shat them out onto a friends bed
>Fingered a dog (otherwise known as a 5/10 in Bongland)
>Pissing on a load of gym gear after eating a fuck ton of asparagus
>Smashed out a load of garage windows after drinking 8 cans of Special Brew
>Got incredibly drunk and force vomited over someone's car
>Ghostied someone's bike off a cliff after they'd saved for 12 months to buy it
Had sex with a fat girl I wasn't attracted to after she sucked my dick
I'm so fucking bad holy shit
Tried to get fucked by my dog a few times.
Dude! The bike man? You're a real fucking prick.
Made out and cuddled with a trap. Had just broken up with my gf at the time, and was depressed.
I didn't know ""she"" was a trap until her best friend told me way later. By the time ""she"" came out publicly as a trap years later no one remembered I had done that.
The first time i had sex, i got pissed on/fisted/ beaten/pegged by a chick........my second was a tranny, the third was a dude
Im trying to turn things around, im looking for a strong solid relationship with a virgin christfag college girl
I support you on this. One time I had a bitch try to upsell me and freak out and I wish I could have punched her and thrown her nigger ass out on the street. I was worried she'd dent my car or something(and that she'd scratch me or something with her crazy nigger strength)
>be 12
>go to friends house sleep on his parents bed
>eat all their food they find me and I start crying
>friends mom hugs me and says it's ok
Would have beat your ass, son
>your mom
>your sister
>(You)
Fucking aussie
She sounds like a great lady.
Did you put a finger in her pooper? A friend of mine really needs to know.
No sorry
I dress fairly well actually but a loner. I don't fuck with people anymore they are all soft. I'm from western suburbs Melbourne.
>smoke weed everyday
>own 4 different onaholes
>did sexual stuff with my little sister
not that bad right?
>lots of drugs
>fucked trannies (all of them were hot and had feminine penises)
>cheated on my girlfriends
received bj by a gay friend
i felt disgusted after it
i still hate myself for let him this do but igot instantly horny and let it happen
i was a virgin at this moment
>hit and run, just scartched the other car no crazy damage
>stole $20 from an old lady, promptly gave jt back when I felt like shit
>masturbate to chinese cartoons
kys famalam
>feminine penises
Sorry to burst your sperm bubbles but If anyone fucks their family you should kill yourself.
my parents forced me to go to church on sunday
one day i was really bored while the pastor was talking
went to toilet and fappened
also kys famalam, this normie shit is sad.
>did sexual stuff with my little sister
>not that bad right?
We're gonna need explicit details to properly assess that
i didn't fuck her. i just did sexual stuff.
>frequented /d/ for a time but since stopped because the absolutely repulsive threads outnumber the decent ones 10:1
i have repented and it still haunts me
>got drunk
>watch porn
>said racist/toilet humour for laughs.
I'm curving my ways lad. I fucking hate porn so much.
yo post your email. we can get in touch.
Hey, I'm Danny Duncan and today we're gonna.....
Ur mom
2of your sisters
> licked a tranny's asshole in a club, tried to fuck it also but was soft from too much alcohol.
> cocaine fueled foursome with 3 bisexual ladies at hostel.
Don't really have a third one that stands up to those two.
I had sex with a mulatto chick
Jesus Christ are you an abo or something?
We have a winner